Getbiggin' It At Work

[Andy Griffin]

At my office where I am a low-level peon, our management team has graciously provided breakfast which includes various types of breakfast biscuits.

I took three bacon biscuits, got to my desk, threw the bread away and ate the bacon because bread is catabolic and bacon is awesome.

Only a Getbigger would roll that way. 

Getbiggin' it today, Getbiggin' it tomorrow, Getbiggin' it forever.

[calfzilla]

I refuse to eat any food provided by my employer.

[SF1900]

I refuse to eat any food provided by my employer.

Why?

What about danishes or bagels? 

[anabolichalo]

me and the other slaves are slaving away


while the overpaid executives are feasting on crazy buffets in the conference rooms


later i walk to my shitty car to go home and see these fat animals get in their shiny audis mercedes brand new on company expense


god is having a good laugh from above

[funk51]

living well is the best revenge

[denarii]

i hobnob with skorp over the donut tray, he then goes off to finish the donut while checking a static data report while i walk off laughing and toss the donut in the bin

[calfzilla]

I refuse to eat any food provided by my employer.

I'm not an animal, I need to be paid in money only not their disgusting food.

[visualizeperfection]

i hobnob with skorp over the donut tray, he then goes off to finish the donut while checking a static data report while i walk off laughing and toss the donut in the bin

How many times have you been sent to timeout now, nancy?

[Lustral]

Last office job I had they didn't have free coffee only shitty cappuccino sachets. Tasted fucking awful. Brought my own coffee always brought my own food except in bank where I got unlimited free food and it was good. I didn't have security clearance so I was given a guest pass (what they gave to clients they were schmoozing) so took full advantage and sold food to colleagues.

[_aj_]

I provide nothing but the best, high quality, high protein lunches for my team. Today was Greek skewers of beef and chicken kebabs with rice pilaf, steamed veggies and salad.

THAT'S what a GetBigger does.

[The True Adonis]

At my office where I am a low-level peon, our management team has graciously provided breakfast which includes various types of breakfast biscuits.

I took three bacon biscuits, got to my desk, threw the bread away and ate the bacon because bread is catabolic and bacon is awesome.

Only a Getbigger would roll that way. 

Getbiggin' it today, Getbiggin' it tomorrow, Getbiggin' it forever.

Too Bad UHC never bothered with party favors. 

[SCRUBS]

I provide nothing but the best, high quality, high protein lunches for my team. Today was Greek skewers of beef and chicken kebabs with rice pilaf, steamed veggies and salad.

THAT'S what a GetBigger does.

Are you hiring?

[Andy Griffin]

Too Bad UHC never bothered with party favors. 

That place was too ghetto...we couldn't have nice things.

[Simple Simon]

me and the other slaves are slaving away


while the overpaid executives are feasting on crazy buffets in the conference rooms


later i walk to my shitty car to go home and see these fat animals get in their shiny audis mercedes brand new on company expense


god is having a good laugh from above

Ah..but how big are their arms?

[wolfrittner]

Ah..but how big are their arms?

Very true!! Probably only 16.5"tops(this is a very generous estimate thou)

[BigCyp]

me and the other slaves are slaving away


while the overpaid executives are feasting on crazy buffets in the conference rooms


later i walk to my shitty car to go home and see these fat animals get in their shiny audis mercedes brand new on company expense


god is having a good laugh from above

It's a bit simpler actually bro, they worked harder.

[_aj_]

It's a bit simpler actually bro, they worked harder.

And probably sacrificed big arms for their "career" (oh brother).

[Henda]

What are bacon biscuits ?

[Darren Avey]

I always getbig it at work, when the rest go for there mid afternoon fag, or cigarette, I go with them BUT I eat a can of tuna while they smoke their cancer sticks.

[anabolichalo]

It's a bit simpler actually bro, they worked harder.

no they didnt

they have genetically superior brain power and therefore ended up with advanced degrees which made them eligible to enrol in trainee programs to prepare them for ruling over the slaves


"hard work"


what about chinese factory workers working 14 hour shifts


dont they "work hard"

 


simple minded person thinks that someone who sucks at life just "didnt work hard"


just like bodybuilding

it's mostly genetics, of the brain anatomy in this case not the muscle belly shape and steroid receptors and organ strength