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« on: April 16, 2010, 09:19:11 AM »
(sent from Laura Lee)

Twenty One Things Your Burglar Won't Tell You:
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.

3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste ... and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.

4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it.

5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.

6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it too easy.

7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom-and your jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.

8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door-understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather.

9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)

10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

11. Helpful hint : I almost never go into kids' rooms.

12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.

13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it at faketv.com .)

14. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

15. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

16. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.

17. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?

18. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.

19. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than you think to look up your address.

20. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.

21. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.

Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina, Oregon, California, Kentucky, security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs crimedoctor.com ; and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job.

Protection for you and your home:
If you don't have a gun, try:

Wasp Spray
When asked by a concerned person about using pepper spray, the local police department recommended that she get a can of wasp spray instead.
The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is more accurate, while with the pepper spray, they have to get too close and could overpower you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote.

Wasp And Hornet Spray
On the heels of a break in and beating in Toledo , self defense experts have a tip that could save your life.
A teacher in the art of self-defense has told his students for decades to keep a can of wasp and hornet spray near their door or bed. "This is better than anything I can teach them." It is inexpensive, easy to find, and more effective than mace or pepper spray. The cans typically shoot 20 to 30 feet; so if someone tries to break into your home, "spray the culprit in the eyes".

This tip came from a Neighborhood Watch Coordinator.  Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this tip. It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on your car remote. It works if you park your car in the driveway or garage.

If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar won't stick around. After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that.

And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life.

This safety tip could also be useful for an emergency, such as a heart attack, when you can't reach a phone.

"That's going to give you a chance to call the police; maybe get out." Maybe even save your life. Please share this with all the people in your life.
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Re: Things Burglars won't tell you +
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2010, 10:33:31 AM »
Very good

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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2010, 03:56:32 PM »
Only thing about wasp spray is that you have to hit them in the eyes. What if he covers them or just charges you with his head down? or while in the dark and the adrenaline pumping you don' notice the nozzle is pointed at your face. Pepper spray will stop him no matter what eyes, breathing, burning on the skin..though your breathing may also be affected if sprayed in an enclosed area.

I would suggest one of those - "We believe in the NRA and will shoot all trespassers before asking questions" stickers for your doors and windows. Don't forget to have something in case they call your bluff.

Stella my dear seem like you'd have a steady hand for one of these..


http://www.kahr.com/PA-1_9mm_tp.html ;D



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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2010, 04:03:32 PM »
Only thing about wasp spray is that you have to hit them in the eyes. What if he covers them or just charges you with his head down? or while in the dark and the adrenaline pumping you don' notice the nozzle is pointed at your face. Pepper spray will stop him no matter what eyes, breathing, burning on the skin..though your breathing may also be affected if sprayed in an enclosed area.

I would suggest one of those - "We believe in the NRA and will shoot all trespassers before asking questions" stickers for your doors and windows. Don't forget to have something in case they call your bluff.

Stella my dear seem like you'd have a steady hand for one of these..


http://www.kahr.com/PA-1_9mm_tp.html ;D




I have a Smith & Wesson 9mm that looks kind of like that only it's all black....something needs adjusted I think though because it pops empty cartridges back into my pants.  They're hot!


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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2010, 04:20:52 PM »
I wouldn't pay that much for a kahr handgun.  lol at it popping in your pants Stella.  ;D

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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2010, 04:23:15 PM »
I have a Smith & Wesson 9mm that looks kind of like that only it's all black....something needs adjusted I think though because it pops empty cartridges back into my pants.  They're hot!




Stella, you have a gun, I thought I was one of the only females to own one

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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2010, 05:25:07 PM »
stella is a rebal.  you should see her during cinco de mayo

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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2010, 05:31:18 PM »
someone broke into my house one time.....one time...

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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2010, 05:33:45 PM »
did they ever find the body?

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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2010, 05:34:47 PM »
did they ever find the body?
which piece?

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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2010, 05:37:20 PM »
right answer

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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2010, 07:34:54 AM »
Stella, you have a gun, I thought I was one of the only females to own one

Another one is a hammerless revolver which I haven't shot yet but it's got to be easier to shoot than the S&W plus I think 9mm types can jam if the muzzle is pressed up against something...at least that's what happened to my girlfriend.
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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2010, 11:24:01 AM »
Another one is a hammerless revolver which I haven't shot yet but it's got to be easier to shoot than the S&W plus I think 9mm types can jam if the muzzle is pressed up against something...at least that's what happened to my girlfriend.
i truley feel sorry for anyone who breaks into my house....first challenge would be getting past my dog.....i think they would rather me just shoot them, than have to bother with my dog...

....but if i have to shoot them....i think i might have a gun for that...

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« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2010, 11:32:16 AM »
i truley feel sorry for anyone who breaks into my house....first challenge would be getting past my dog.....i think they would rather me just shoot them, than have to bother with my dog...

....but if i have to shoot them....i think i might have a gun for that...

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Have you ever posted pics of your dog bench?  I can't remember.

My dogs would alert us ...not sure if they'd attack but they are noisy and intimidating initially, but one of them would run up barking to be petted ::)
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« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2010, 01:01:00 PM »
Have you ever posted pics of your dog bench?  I can't remember.

My dogs would alert us ...not sure if they'd attack but they are noisy and intimidating initially, but one of them would run up barking to be petted ::)
nah..never posted pics of the dog.......she is asleep on my bed right now......i had to upgrade to a California king sized mattress because of her.....and yes..Gracie will attack!!!

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« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2010, 05:34:40 PM »
I don't call 911! >:(
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