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[Red Hook]

I swear to God that was the first and only sign of such stupidity with this guy. Nothing else about him ever screamed "retardedness".

He was of normal intelligence as far as I could tell. I was 22/23. As was he.

It really caught me off guard.

And I cried haha. Then when he apologized and brought me the card (it was a Teddy Bear card  I was so happy. So young and so dumb. Hahahahahaha......funny memories. 

We lasted less than a month after that haha. 

sounds like he used to fist you and stick 2 fingers in your ass 

[Mr Nobody]

I plan on starting tomorrow, helps with fay burning by curbing the appetite.

[Palpatine Q]

I'm a social smoker.

I do not smoke...ever.

But the odd occasion where I get a little toasted..I will.smoke cigarettes

[Palpatine Q]

Smoke more cigarettes and die of cancer.

TEAM BRAIN CANCER !!!!!  

[Palpatine Q]

Die now junkie.

Ok I'm dead now 

[Palpatine Q]

What a clown. Everything is a big joke. Until you're crying like a bitch on mugshots.com. Go fuck yourself

 P.S. Shitty dye job.

And now I'm not dead.

I switch back.and forth

[Big Chiro Flex]

My avatar > cancer.

[ProudVirgin69]

Cigarettes are cool, but the deleterious effects on the health and the stench keep me from smoking often

[calfzilla]

Johnny Falcon tell these people how to cure cancer.

[Nomad]

Johnny Falcon tell these people how to cure cancer.

baking soda, boron and pyramid shits.

[BikiniSlut]

sounds like he used to fist you and stick 2 fingers in your ass 

That is EXACTLY what I get out of that post.

[Automation]

The only thing worth smoking is cannabis. I used to love getting severely stoned, then hitting the boozer and transitioning to drunk. It was always a mission to order the first pint, but after that, it was smooth sailing.

[calfzilla]

Never smoked a cigarette. Zero interest. Smoked maybe 5 cigars my whole life. Open to trying hooka and possibly weed one day but so far haven't. I guess smoking is not my thing.

[galain]

Alveolar sacs - the end points of the lungs - are there to transfer oxygen to the bloodstream.

Any type of smoke is going to fuck them up. Cigarettes have a huge chemical load as well, but even weed if smoked is not doing your lungs any good at all. Eating it is a healthier way to take it in.

I grew up with smokers and hated it as long as I can remember. I still do.

And LMMFAO at all those people who say they need a cigarette when they get stressed. Nicotine is a stimulant - it's doing nothing for your stress. That's your addiction speaking.

[BikiniSlut]

Alveolar sacs - the end points of the lungs - are there to transfer oxygen to the bloodstream.

Any type of smoke is going to fuck them up. Cigarettes have a huge chemical load as well, but even weed if smoked is not doing your lungs any good at all. Eating it is a healthier way to take it in.

I grew up with smokers and hated it as long as I can remember. I still do.

And LMMFAO at all those people who say they need a cigarette when they get stressed. Nicotine is a stimulant - it's doing nothing for your stress. That's your addiction speaking.

Yes.

I've heard people theorize that they "de stress" because of the deep breaths they intake.

[fredrollon]

And LMMFAO at all those people who say they need a cigarette when they get stressed. Nicotine is a stimulant - it's doing nothing for your stress. That's your addiction speaking.

You're right when you say that nicotine physiologically is a stimulant.It's not exactly like caffeine,another stimulant,though.

 Nicotine puts you into into what I'd call  a heightened meditative state. In my opinion, nicotine can psychologically,but not physiologically,relax the  user


Of course,with the regular user(addict?),there is also the need of a regular nicotine fix,merely to ward off unpleasant withdrawal effects.



But let's not pretend that the drug is totally without its uses...










 

[calfzilla]

Is there even nicotine in cigars? 

[latiuss]

Myth: 1:

Nicotine is NOT the relaxing part in smoking cigarette, if it was why wouldn't I be addicted to Nicotine patches, nicotine gum, inhalers hell even electronic cigarettes and why wouldn't they relax me the same way? Think about that.

It's the tar in combination with the Nicotine and other stuff that makes cigarette  relaxing.


Myth 2:

Smoking cigarettes doesn't equal automatic death sentence or health problems like the media makes out for majority of smokers.

I don't remember or have the stats but out of all smokers something like a 1/3 experience health issues and something of a third of those that do end up having serious problems and only 10% end up with lung cancer.

Not saying smoking is good or great, just saying lets put this into context because too much sensationalization going on in media and this thread.

Now I am going for a smoke.  

Nicotine DOES relax muscles

[Mr Nobody]

Is there even nicotine in cigars? 

Yes stronger than cigarettes.

[JasonH]

I've never smoked, tried it of course in my teens as we all do out of curiosity but just didn't like it so didn't do it again.

Biggest turn-off is seeing women who smoke. Especially the pretty ones.

[calfzilla]

Getbiggers smoke fags.   

[Mr Nobody]

Blazers.

[Irongrip400]

But you love pole smoking, premature cocktrain, you can get throat cancer from this...

Yes, just ask Michael Douglas

[doriancutlerman]

I've never smoked, tried it of course in my teens as we all do out of curiosity but just didn't like it so didn't do it again.

Biggest turn-off is seeing women who smoke. Especially the pretty ones.

My advice?  Do as I do years ago and get over that, because the VAST majority of very pretty women smoke cigarettes.  Just look at Hollywood.  Olivia Wilde, Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory (who, incidentally, I think is THE most underrated beauty in showbiz), Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer Aniston, Claire Forlani, Monica Belluci, Emma Stone, Mila Kunis, Rachael McAdams, Nikki Cox before she went apeshit with the surgeries, Christina Applegate, Eva Green, Gisele Bundchen, Sophie Marceau, Connie Nielsen, Charlize Theron, Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Cat Zeta Jones, and on and on and on -- all self-confirmed, moderate to heavy cigarette-smokers.

Truly, as best I can tell, if you want a non-smoking celebrity who anybody considers hot, you've your choice of Jennifer Garner, Christy Turlington (former heavy smoker who had to quit after contracting emphysema IIRC) and/or Jenny McCarthy, another formerly heavy smoker who weaned herself off with e-cigs.  Or so she says   Oh, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, but I know some of you say you wouldn't fuck a FOX News channel woman with a stolen dick :roll:

Suit yourself   I took a Viagra once in anticipation of a very loooong night.  It served me well enough, but it also resulted in a real whopper of a fucking headache    But when it comes to Bessie and a host of other FOX News women, I'd take that headache for a week straight if I could spend all night tapping them in turns. 

That has no bearing on fucking women who smoke, but I do think a majority of the FOX gals are non-smokers.  Bessie certainly is.  C.E. Cupp?  I'm not sure, and I don't fucking care.  She could blow smoke on my cock while I rammed it into her sweet mouth for all I care  

Girls who smoke, POKE, gents.  Encourage them to gargle some mouthwash before gargling your balls, and you'll be right as rain.  If you're still bothered by the fact some gorgeous women smells smoky or whatever, immediately hand in your "I'm hetero" badge at the nearest facility that can convert that to a more accurate "I'm a submissive homo bitch" card. 

Seriously, men, including a great many non-smokers, from the 40s 'til now have been fucking hotties who smoked since then, and perhaps before.  Do you think they raised hell and complained about a little smoky smell?  Ah, NO:  they weren't pussies, so they fucked that literally smoking pussy 'til she was looking for the mythical "off-button."

Embrace those pretty smokers, friends.  They have an oral fixation with which you could help them by sucking on fewer nicotine sticks and more on your peckers.  If that means being less of a big pussy who is put off by a little smell initially, I say so be it

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Nano technology has changed everything. And sociopaths who are experimenting with nano technology is going on right now. NANO CANCERS. You heard it here first