You seem like an ok guy for the most part, but I don't like you starting trouble with Bernie. He's a good dude and doesn't deserve that. you just need to chill and stop the playa hating. This is the last time I'm gonna put you on notice.
I confess, you are so right.
It was the playa envy, that always leads to the hating.
Bernie, you have my deepest and sincerest apologies, as well as gratitude for answering even my most despicable venom with kindness and solicitude.
You truly are the man.
Rip, if you pull out the paddle I understand and will accept my punishment without flinching.