Could have had a date with this chick, said NO!

[Uncle Junior]

So I change my profile pic on my wasssap.

This chick wassap's me saying what's up hey long time no see.

Ask's if I want to hang out next weekend.

I said NO sorry I going away, total lie.

Said that cos I am totally in love with this other girl and would never do that to her.

Dedication...but it hurt a little!  

[Simple Simon]

uncle junior matching anabolichalo post for post.

[AVBG]

Catfish

[Palpatine Q]

So I change my profile pic on my wasssap.

This chick wassap's me saying what's up hey long time no see.

Ask's if I want to hang out next weekend.

I said NO sorry I going away, total lie.

Said that cos I am totally in love with this other girl and would never do that to her.

Dedication...but it hurt a little!  

You're a wang

[Obvious Gimmick]

This just in: you like the cock

[beverast]

A man of principles

[Palpatine Q]

what's "wang" mean?

Penis

In this case...dumbass.

Go out with the blonde. She has a slight bobblehead thing going on but so what.

[Hulkotron]

I'd let her crap on my chest.

[MB_722]

whats with the cheeks?

[AVBG]

No I've had this one before, nice girl but total ditz.

Doesn't add up.

If you've had "this", then why do you appear so needy/desperate? Not judging bro.. I just think you've been a bit liberal with the truth.

[Simple Simon]

Cos I am needy and desperate for a meaningful relationship, settle down get married, have kids etc. I'm 35 ff's its getting late.

I am NOT desperate for getting laid, don't care about random sex, doesn't interest or excite me like it used to in my 20's

The only thing I crave occasionally is getting stoned a bit, but never end up doing, just passes.

Really shouldn't be watching those films in the first place, bad influence on me

Careful you dont get carried away and trip yourself up.

[Schmoff]

you are gay

[Simple Simon]

People have to realize I don't have the same testosterone levels you guys have, if I started juicing probably wouldn't have given it a seconds hesitation, probably why my girl doesn't want me to start

I mean with the consistency and accuracy of your stories.

[Parker]

She seems tall...

[Simple Simon]

I think you missed the boat on that one, many people vouched for me.

I am the real life Anabolic Halo,

Just because you talk to people on the phone doesn't mean you won't post bollocks on the web.
Just remember what you write or always tell the truth or people will notice.

[Thick Nick]

So your the first gay Getbig gimmick then. Well done.

[Shockwave]

This gimmick has jumped the shark.

[TEMPER]

Get real you are skinnyfat bro. Oh brother.

[Simple Simon]

My posts always consistent, always backed up by pics verified by Google maps for those smart enough to know how to use it.

People I talk to, People I know, Places I know, gyms I have been too.

Ask Galeniko

Ask Darren Avey

Made a bet with Nicademus, I lost, I paid him with 24 hours. He confirmed.

Why?

Cos I am the truth. Always have been, always will be.

If only you knew some of the things going on behind the scenes right now.

Been sworn to secrecy can't say a word.

Ladies and Gentleman this is my last post for night, I have to go.

I have lots of bets to make on UFC tonight and have to concentrate now.

I bid you adieu

[Henda]

Having sex with this whore will have no bearing on future sexual adventures with the girl you want.
In your shoes Id have my face buried in her ass without hesitation.

[anabolichalo]

i'm telling you bro

single life is much better than living with a chick


i can just be free, no nagging, no money draining, no headache