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owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« on: June 08, 2016, 08:19:45 AM »
Well I was sitting on a Spanish beach all 17.3st of me glistening in the sun with the wife n kids.. Spanish dude and his wife/ family came and lay near us... Not long after and my wife nudged me 'that Spanish bloke is taking the piss out if you', sure enough I looks over and he was doing the muscle man walk with his pathetic skinny fat body..

So I goes to the wife, its ok, his wife will be thinking of me when he's drooping on top of her tonight... She laughs and calls me a big headed cun.t...

The kicker is, the Spanish wife heard me... And when I came out the sea like a bronzed Adonis later in the day she kept eye contact with  me the whole time and gave me the look, that's when I knew and I happily carried on with my day....
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2016, 08:28:15 AM »
when i'm at the beach people are gonna stare at my arms in admiration, confusion, jealousy, and complete disbelief
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2016, 08:30:54 AM »
Quote from: local hero on June 08, 2016, 08:19:45 AM
Well I was sitting on a Spanish beach all 17.3st of me glistening in the sun with the wife n kids.. Spanish dude and his wife/ family came and lay near us... Not long after and my wife nudged me 'that Spanish bloke is taking the piss out if you', sure enough I looks over and he was doing the muscle man walk with his pathetic skinny fat body..

So I goes to the wife, its ok, his wife will be thinking of me when he's drooping on top of her tonight... She laughs and calls me a big headed cun.t...

The kicker is, the Spanish wife heard me... And when I came out the sea like a bronzed Adonis later in the day she kept eye contact with  me the whole time and gave me the look, that's when I knew and I happily carried on with my day....

Do you have ILS?
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2016, 08:33:25 AM »
married guys are a joke, completely pussy whipped fools who submit to a female
this thread is a testament to that fact
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2016, 08:40:27 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on June 08, 2016, 08:30:54 AM
Do you have ILS?

I have a thick set of lats but am able to walk normally ,strangely enough...
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2016, 08:41:47 AM »
Quote from: local hero on June 08, 2016, 08:40:27 AM
I have a thick set of lats but am able to walk normally ,strangely enough...

Would love to see your lats.
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2016, 08:43:05 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on June 08, 2016, 08:41:47 AM
Would love to see your lats.

You'd have to stay behind the line fella...
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2016, 08:48:53 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on June 08, 2016, 08:28:15 AM
when i'm at the beach people are gonna stare at my arms in admiration, confusion, jealousy, and complete disbelief

Testify, brother!
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2016, 08:54:24 AM »
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2016, 08:56:58 AM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on June 08, 2016, 08:28:15 AM
when i'm at the beach people are gonna stare at my arms in admiration, confusion, jealousy, and complete disbelief

 ;D

Tell em Chief!
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2016, 09:45:00 AM »
OP is Groink.
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2016, 09:56:58 AM »
I work with this guy who is 31 and is the king of sloppy fat. His midsection fat hangs off him so much it almost completely covers his belt. All the way around. The slob has more back fat than the average middle-aged beer swiller. Pure gross. His girlfriend is a relatively petite thing and I cannot imagine the horrors she experiences when they're porking.
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2016, 09:57:51 AM »
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2016, 11:32:57 AM »
On a whole I found most the Spanish men to be on the skinny fat side...
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2016, 12:46:15 PM »
Quote from: Yamcha on June 08, 2016, 08:54:24 AM

questionable hairline on this sister

would not mate with
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2016, 12:49:59 PM »
Quote from: local hero on June 08, 2016, 08:19:45 AM
Well I was sitting on a Spanish beach all 17.3st of me glistening in the sun with the wife n kids.. Spanish dude and his wife/ family came and lay near us... Not long after and my wife nudged me 'that Spanish bloke is taking the piss out if you', sure enough I looks over and he was doing the muscle man walk with his pathetic skinny fat body..

So I goes to the wife, its ok, his wife will be thinking of me when he's drooping on top of her tonight... She laughs and calls me a big headed cun.t...

The kicker is, the Spanish wife heard me... And when I came out the sea like a bronzed Adonis later in the day she kept eye contact with  me the whole time and gave me the look, that's when I knew and I happily carried on with my day....


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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2016, 01:03:03 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on June 08, 2016, 08:33:25 AM
married guys are a joke, completely pussy whipped fools who submit to a female
this thread is a testament to that fact

Yes, it must be true for all of us married men. AH said so, so it is true! He knows about all of us, our families, and households!
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2016, 01:32:30 PM »
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2016, 01:53:42 PM »
Quote from: local hero on June 08, 2016, 11:32:57 AM
On a whole I found most the Spanish men to be on the skinny fat side...

What about when you turn them over?
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2016, 01:55:29 PM »
Quote from: BBSSchlemiel on June 08, 2016, 01:03:03 PM
Yes, it must be true for all of us married men. AH said so, so it is true! He knows about all of us, our families, and households!
generally true and the truth can be bitter
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2016, 02:57:01 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on June 08, 2016, 01:53:42 PM
What about when you turn them over?

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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2016, 03:01:02 PM »
Quote from: local hero on June 08, 2016, 08:43:05 AM
You'd have to stay behind the line fella...
pussy beta bitch
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2016, 04:36:53 PM »
Sounds like one of Squadfather's ownings. 

They should spank black kids harder in schools... they've tried everything else
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2016, 04:58:21 PM »
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Re: owned skinny fat spanish fella on beach
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2016, 05:02:02 PM »
Quote from: local hero on June 08, 2016, 08:19:45 AM
Well I was sitting on a Spanish beach all 17.3st of me glistening in the sun with the wife n kids.. Spanish dude and his wife/ family came and lay near us... Not long after and my wife nudged me 'that Spanish bloke is taking the piss out if you', sure enough I looks over and he was doing the muscle man walk with his pathetic skinny fat body..

So I goes to the wife, its ok, his wife will be thinking of me when he's drooping on top of her tonight... She laughs and calls me a big headed cun.t...

The kicker is, the Spanish wife heard me... And when I came out the sea like a bronzed Adonis later in the day she kept eye contact with  me the whole time and gave me the look, that's when I knew and I happily carried on with my day....

pretty awesome story

all those decades of working out finally paid off huh?
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