....the ultimate irony of me "butching up" my look is that women are more attracted to me now more than when I was going through my "Ziggy Stardust" phase
so, learn from me my NoNamiacs- grow that 5 o'clock shadow, shave that head......don't lose the tan or get fat though.....follow the "metro-hetero" principles and broads will dig you
also, start driving a jeep and tell girls that you own your own business (which I do actually)