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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2010, 06:36:50 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on July 11, 2010, 06:20:16 PM
I'd swap the shorts for cut off daisy dukes, wear Timberland boots and make sure the chain has a dumbbell pendant with the inscription 'Go hard or go home', on top of holding a 2 gallon water bottle instead of the drink. But that's me 8)

And remember to take your aminos and chewable Colostrum tabs in a fanny pack so you can take them every 30 mins to avoid catabolism.

As long as he keeps the checkered vest tied together in a knot up front resting on the top of a fanny pack the magic will always be there.
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2010, 07:31:16 PM »
Quote from: kimura on July 11, 2010, 03:44:42 PM
:(

A few hot chicks, but not much fun.  Do people even workout any more?



From the picture...obviously not. Looks like people don't learn how to dress themselves either
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2010, 08:02:57 PM »
Quote from: kimura on July 11, 2010, 03:44:42 PM
:(

A few hot chicks, but not much fun.  Do people even workout any more?



I just got back from my vacation and I can honestly say that no one works out any more.  Girls these days are into lean guys that have an ab or 2 showing. Anything more is just too much.


Young girls are just not into muscle guys..yes, yes, an older cougar or two stalk you but that is only because they are trying to relive their past when muscle guys were in.

Daddy waddy/Johnny Falcon had it right..epic leanz is what the sluts want.
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2010, 02:24:10 AM »
Quote from: Red Hook on July 11, 2010, 08:02:57 PM
I just got back from my vacation and I can honestly say that no one works out any more.  Girls these days are into lean guys that have an ab or 2 showing. Anything more is just too much.


Young girls are just not into muscle guys..yes, yes, an older cougar or two stalk you but that is only because they are trying to relive their past when muscle guys were in.

Daddy waddy/Johnny Falcon had it right..epic leanz is what the sluts want.

Yep.
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2010, 05:18:36 AM »
Quote from: Red Hook on July 11, 2010, 08:02:57 PM
I just got back from my vacation and I can honestly say that no one works out any more.  Girls these days are into lean guys that have an ab or 2 showing. Anything more is just too much.


Young girls are just not into muscle guys..yes, yes, an older cougar or two stalk you but that is only because they are trying to relive their past when muscle guys were in.

Daddy waddy/Johnny Falcon had it right..epic leanz is what the sluts want.


yes, ive found its the late 30's early 40's women that still get turned on by muscle men, young girls think its too much ::)
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2010, 05:34:28 AM »
you have GOT to be secure in your manhood to wear that outfit..
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2010, 05:35:29 AM »
Quote from: Schmoe Buster on July 12, 2010, 05:18:36 AM
yes, ive found its the late 30's early 40's women that still get turned on by muscle men, young girls think its too much ::)

very very true

i'm not heavily muscled (obviously) however the cougars go absolutely nuts for me

not to do the whole "internet bragging thing" but having a good physique will attract many a cougar
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2010, 05:41:20 AM »
Quote from: Xerxes on July 12, 2010, 05:38:16 AM


epic fat guy on the right trying to fake a jawline with a chinstrap

What's funny is fat guy is talking shit about the "swole dude in the fukced up outfit"
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2010, 05:42:38 AM »
"Friends don't let friends drink and dress"....

sorry... I can't help myself..
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #34 on: July 12, 2010, 06:10:38 AM »
Quote from: Xerxes on July 12, 2010, 05:38:16 AM


epic fat guy on the right trying to fake a jawline with a chinstrap
Caption that twink sitting there brutal 140 lbs he is the one knocking all the hoes down he probably just got done with that blonde and is chatting with the fat dude about it.
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #35 on: July 12, 2010, 06:59:51 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on July 11, 2010, 05:53:19 PM
Most women like twinks nowdays big muscular dudes are out of style.
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We're fucked
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #36 on: July 12, 2010, 07:04:13 AM »
Quote from: Okami on July 12, 2010, 06:59:51 AM
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aren't you like married to a chinease tranny ?
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2010, 07:07:17 AM »
Quote from: JimmyJam1974 on July 11, 2010, 06:22:11 PM
maybe wear weight golves and a weight belt in case there's doubt

that is mandatory....especially the belt...gloves are a little tacky.
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #38 on: July 12, 2010, 07:11:08 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on July 12, 2010, 07:07:17 AM
that is mandatory....especially the belt...gloves are a little tacky.
Leave no doubt, bro. Break out the Zubaz.
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2010, 07:19:12 AM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on July 12, 2010, 06:10:38 AM


What David Hasselhoff would have looked like if he were gay and a body builder..   
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2010, 07:36:28 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on July 12, 2010, 07:11:08 AM
Leave no doubt, bro. Break out the Zubaz.

you know it doc.....nothin' says  "I work out" like a pair of Zubaz pants, fanny pack, hiking boots with red laces, lifting belt, string tank-top and bandanna....of course shades are mandatory.  8)
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2010, 07:49:00 AM »
On a serious note.... kudos to you for participating in the event. I won't ask what the charity was because I don't want to run the risk of ruining this feel good moment, but I could stand to do more for charities than I do so thank you for reminding me I need to up my game in that area..
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #42 on: July 12, 2010, 07:51:49 AM »
Quote from: Agnostic007 on July 12, 2010, 07:49:00 AM
On a serious note.... kudos to you for participating in the event. I won't ask what the charity was because I don't want to run the risk of ruining this feel good moment, but I could stand to do more for charities than I do so thank you for reminding me I need to up my game in that area..

this photo has been posted before
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #43 on: July 12, 2010, 07:54:05 AM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on July 12, 2010, 07:51:49 AM
this photo has been posted before

oh...................... .......nevermind
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2010, 09:33:26 AM »
Quote from: Big Poppa J on July 12, 2010, 07:51:49 AM
this photo has been posted before


x2,
glad I wasn't the only one.
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #45 on: July 12, 2010, 10:24:02 AM »
Quote from: Xerxes on July 12, 2010, 05:46:14 AM
Probably, cuz that outfit looks ridiculous, absolutely horrible haha.

No one mentioned the mullet...This guy is stuck in the 80's.
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Re: Today I was the only bodybuilder at a charity event
« Reply #46 on: July 12, 2010, 11:13:27 AM »
Was the charity event for cancer? Because I see you took the advice of some fellow Getbiggers and decided to dive right in with urine therapy.  Drinking urine in public though is fucking hardcore. No wonder you have no problem dressing like a fucking douchebag.
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