hahahahahah, you and alexxx would make an epic band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the Hairy Bathroom Boys' Greatest Hits with songs such as:
I'm a Little Bit Boxers/I'm a Little Bit Briefs
You Never Leave Me Razors Anymore
Devil with the Blue Briefs On
Don't Go Breakin' My Bidet (I won't go breakin' your bidet!)
one on the bidet and one on the toilet, holding each other's hands while locked in a loving gaze!!!!!!!!!