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Title: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 19, 2012, 02:50:08 PM
http://www.musculardevelopment.com/contests/12-ny-grand-prix/4885-branch-warren-behind-the-scenes-a-posing-at-the-ny-grand-prix-2012.html (http://www.musculardevelopment.com/contests/12-ny-grand-prix/4885-branch-warren-behind-the-scenes-a-posing-at-the-ny-grand-prix-2012.html)

I was joking about it in an Olympia-thread, but Branch actually seems to think God himself wants him to win the Mr. O.  ::)  

Then the guest posing act with the failed playbacking (watch his mouth, it's fucking hilarious) lol... he's a true "warrior"!

Bodybuilding is supposedly what he loves doing, yet he looks so uncomfortable doing it. He's the most obvious insecure person I've ever seen. He started bodybuilding because of major self-esteem issues, that much is obvious.

That being said, I hope he wins the Mr. O. next year, I WANT TO SEE HIM CRY.


Hope this all wasn't too anti-Branch  8)
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission
Post by: Nails on October 19, 2012, 02:54:05 PM
(http://muscle-insider.com/sites/default/files/images/22_7.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 19, 2012, 02:59:20 PM
His beard makes his mouth look even more like a vagina when he playbacks  8)
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission
Post by: 240 is Back on October 19, 2012, 02:59:32 PM
they look to be the same age there
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: SF1900 on October 19, 2012, 02:59:57 PM
He can have this delusion that God wants him to win the Mr. O, too bad it will never happen.  In fact, he should be mad at God for giving him such bad genetics.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 19, 2012, 03:06:59 PM
Is it me or does Branch have social anxiety disorder? The way he acts, so wound up and anxious all the time, doesn't make eye contact at all or not for long, never relaxed when other people are around, he has all the signs...

Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 19, 2012, 03:07:35 PM
He can have this delusion that God wants him to win the Mr. O, too bad it will never happen.  In fact, he should be mad at God for giving him such bad genetics.

Why so kind? I set the tone, let yourself go man  8)
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 19, 2012, 05:34:21 PM
He shouldn't have even been in the top 10 this year. What is with the delusional thinking of these guys. There bodies/organs start to go and they think they can get to the top ::)  Palumboism has really set in with Branch/Cutler/Ronnie/Ruhl/Kamali and these guys still think they have something in the tank.lol
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 20, 2012, 03:17:12 AM
Is Branch by coincidence SHORT? That would explain a lot.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Tito24 on October 20, 2012, 03:45:41 AM
hes a murderer
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Metabolic on October 20, 2012, 09:19:07 AM
Dear loord and saviour jesus christ that man should never ever pose
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: MikMaq on October 20, 2012, 09:22:55 AM
Is it me or does Branch have social anxiety disorder? The way he acts, so wound up and anxious all the time, doesn't make eye contact at all or not for long, never relaxed when other people are around, he has all the signs...


Maybe he has assburgers oh wait, no were not talking him! :-X
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: nkhp on October 20, 2012, 09:27:19 AM
wow his mid section and forearms are looking really great!!
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: nefario on October 20, 2012, 09:34:13 AM
chemical waste
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: SF1900 on October 20, 2012, 09:41:31 AM
He shouldn't have even been in the top 10 this year. What is with the delusional thinking of these guys. There bodies/organs start to go and they think they can get to the top ::)  Palumboism has really set in with Branch/Cutler/Ronnie/Ruhl/Kamali and these guys still think they have something in the tank.lol

Yes, but ronnie, ruhl and kalami are all retired, so palumboism or not, it doenst matter. it matters if youve reached palumboism and still step on stage (like branch)
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: SF1900 on October 20, 2012, 09:47:30 AM
Why so kind? I set the tone, let yourself go man  8)

haha lol. Well, I can't make short jokes, for obvious reason ha lol.  ;D ;D

Plus, at this point, he is just going to self destruct. He is going to stick more and more into his body until he looks like utter shit.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 20, 2012, 10:24:36 AM
haha lol. Well, I can't make short jokes, for obvious reason ha lol.  ;D ;D

Plus, at this point, he is just going to self destruct. He is going to stick more and more into his body until he looks like utter shit.

;D

But seriously, I think he suffers from social anxiety disorder. He's so keyed up every time we see him on video.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: SF1900 on October 20, 2012, 10:32:55 AM
;D

But seriously, I think he suffers from social anxiety disorder. He's so keyed up every time we see him on video.

It almost sounds like he is stumbling on his words he is talking so fast.

Maybe he is trying to be hardcore, like in his videos  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on October 20, 2012, 10:34:07 AM
I bet when he is banging his hot wife he doesn't stutter.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 20, 2012, 10:37:00 AM
It almost sounds like he is stumbling on his words he is talking so fast.

Maybe he is trying to be hardcore, like in his videos  :-\ :-\

He's just terribly nervous... all the time. For someone that supposedly loves bodybuilding, this doesn't make much sense. He was even nervous while at home in his DVD. Social anxiety 100%, nothing to do with being hardcore  ;)

Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission
Post by: OTHstrong on October 20, 2012, 10:39:49 AM
(http://muscle-insider.com/sites/default/files/images/22_7.preview.jpg)
Ha, that's my boy Norm, this guy is the coolest guy ever, the funniest guy I ever met. That's funny.  8)
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: mass243 on October 20, 2012, 10:56:55 AM
I bet when he is banging his hot wife he doesn't stutter.

The wife is hot as the biggest of Branch's rifles , fuk yea!!!11

I would love to have her as my wife. I don't say that about many women out there. Yes, I can cum on almost anybody but wives are different subject


(http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/761289275.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: mass243 on October 20, 2012, 11:46:24 AM

Most beautiful hair

(http://www.hardbody.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/posedown.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: SF1900 on October 20, 2012, 11:58:47 AM
He's just terribly nervous... all the time. For someone that supposedly loves bodybuilding, this doesn't make much sense. He was even nervous while at home in his DVD. Social anxiety 100%, nothing to do with being hardcore  ;)



Maybe needs to film more videos in metroflex  :) :)
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Tito24 on October 20, 2012, 12:00:33 PM
branch should be kept under house arrest. that madman is a danger for society
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: bigjim on October 20, 2012, 12:29:21 PM
Looks better guest posing than he did at the O.  ???
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: mass243 on October 20, 2012, 12:31:20 PM

Teh wife


(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2152/l511520cff0d840f0b9087f.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: BikiniSlut on October 20, 2012, 03:23:52 PM
You gotta see the wife up close without make up...or even up close with make up. :-\ Her and Branch really do make a good couple.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: POB on October 21, 2012, 12:50:24 PM
Most beautiful hair

(http://www.hardbody.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/posedown.jpg)

I don't know if I'd like to "black mamba" on my wife :D

He always comes in shape, I however think he was lucky to get an Arnold and will never get the Olympia to many other guys with better symmetry...
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: OTHstrong on October 21, 2012, 01:08:28 PM
You gotta see the wife up close without make up...or even up close with make up. :-\ Her and Branch really do make a good couple.
You just hate on every girl in shape and in the industry don`t you :-[
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: _bruce_ on October 21, 2012, 01:12:32 PM
Is it me or does Branch have social anxiety disorder? The way he acts, so wound up and anxious all the time, doesn't make eye contact at all or not for long, never relaxed when other people are around, he has all the signs...



Yep - dude's boiling inside just when someone whispers on the other side of the globe.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Marty Champions on October 21, 2012, 01:17:30 PM
What can i say im an asshole, so what i kill animals shoot them in the head but god knows i should be mr olympia
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 21, 2012, 01:36:06 PM
Yep - dude's boiling inside just when someone whispers on the other side of the globe.

Being fond of hunting and killing innocent animals reeks of massive insecurity with the self as well. Being as religious as he is, the same.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: cephissus on October 21, 2012, 01:46:33 PM



hahahahaahah
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: d0nny2600 on October 21, 2012, 02:15:18 PM
branch should be kept under house arrest. that madman is a danger for society
I hear he is moving to Graz, Austria with his uncle RumpleForeskin selling deer hides.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: viking1 on October 21, 2012, 03:09:55 PM
It is cool seeing him hold his little girl  8)
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Papper on October 21, 2012, 03:10:35 PM
It almost sounds like he is stumbling on his words he is talking so fast.

Maybe he is trying to be hardcore, like in his videos  :-\ :-\

yes he is a little school boy when actually interviewed.. i commented on this several times. he speaks quietly and fast.. just like nervous people do and doesnt make eye contact with the camera. only raised his voice when he started bragging about tearing his leg before doing a show in the Mr O conference

so much about him lines up with insercurity, big car, guns image, hardcore chains, prison beard, napoleon height, jerky no form training,

and then he runs out in the woods and kills a little boar to make up for his short comings
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 21, 2012, 03:26:46 PM
yes he is a little school boy when actually interviewed.. i commented on this several times. he speaks quietly and fast.. just like nervous people do and doesnt make eye contact with the camera. only raised his voice when he started bragging about tearing his leg before doing a show in the Mr O conference

so much about him lines up with insercurity, big car, guns image, hardcore chains, prison beard, napoleon height, jerky no form training,

and then he runs out in the woods and kills a little boar to make up for his short comings

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees things as they are.

Meanwhile he has 99% of the BB world convinced he is the most "hardcore" bodybuilder there is. Hardcore insecurity yes.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 22, 2012, 02:24:11 AM
He'll probably take her out to kill innocent animals soon. How old is she?
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on October 22, 2012, 03:07:09 AM
He'll probably take her out to kill innocent animals soon. How old is she?

Are you a vegetarian?
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 22, 2012, 03:08:31 AM
Are you a vegetarian?

No. But fun hunting animals with guns is just weak. Fight them with equal weapons or don't fight them.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: BigCyp on October 22, 2012, 03:10:49 AM
branch should be kept under house arrest. that madman is a danger for society

Hahaha i love this guy
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on October 22, 2012, 03:11:33 AM
No. But fun hunting animals with guns is just weak. Fight them with equal weapons or don't fight them.

But are you against hunting for food?
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 22, 2012, 03:13:09 AM
Trish Warren
(http://www.rebodybuilding.com/forum/attachments/extreme-fitness-babes/16107d1243781518-trish-warren-11.jpg)
(http://www.rebodybuilding.com/forum/attachments/extreme-fitness-babes/16121d1243781588-trish-warren-16.jpg)
(http://www.hardfitness.com/competitions/calpro2006/profigure/trishwarren/twopiece/images/DSC_0168.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 22, 2012, 03:15:32 AM
But are you against hunting for food?

If absolutely necessary, of course not. If not, yes.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on October 22, 2012, 03:17:06 AM
If absolutely necessary, of course not. If not, yes.

Let me assure you a death in a commercial abbattoir is far more disturbing for an animal than a bullet to the head in the wild.
Title: Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
Post by: Moen on October 22, 2012, 03:29:35 AM
Let me assure you a death in a commercial abbattoir is far more disturbing for an animal than a bullet to the head in the wild.

Probably yes >:(