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Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« on: October 19, 2012, 02:50:08 PM »
http://www.musculardevelopment.com/contests/12-ny-grand-prix/4885-branch-warren-behind-the-scenes-a-posing-at-the-ny-grand-prix-2012.html

I was joking about it in an Olympia-thread, but Branch actually seems to think God himself wants him to win the Mr. O.  ::)  

Then the guest posing act with the failed playbacking (watch his mouth, it's fucking hilarious) lol... he's a true "warrior"!

Bodybuilding is supposedly what he loves doing, yet he looks so uncomfortable doing it. He's the most obvious insecure person I've ever seen. He started bodybuilding because of major self-esteem issues, that much is obvious.

That being said, I hope he wins the Mr. O. next year, I WANT TO SEE HIM CRY.


Hope this all wasn't too anti-Branch  8)
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2012, 02:54:05 PM »
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2012, 02:59:20 PM »
His beard makes his mouth look even more like a vagina when he playbacks  8)
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2012, 02:59:32 PM »
they look to be the same age there
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2012, 02:59:57 PM »
He can have this delusion that God wants him to win the Mr. O, too bad it will never happen.  In fact, he should be mad at God for giving him such bad genetics.
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2012, 03:06:59 PM »
Is it me or does Branch have social anxiety disorder? The way he acts, so wound up and anxious all the time, doesn't make eye contact at all or not for long, never relaxed when other people are around, he has all the signs...

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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2012, 03:07:35 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on October 19, 2012, 02:59:57 PM
He can have this delusion that God wants him to win the Mr. O, too bad it will never happen.  In fact, he should be mad at God for giving him such bad genetics.

Why so kind? I set the tone, let yourself go man  8)
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2012, 05:34:21 PM »
He shouldn't have even been in the top 10 this year. What is with the delusional thinking of these guys. There bodies/organs start to go and they think they can get to the top ::)  Palumboism has really set in with Branch/Cutler/Ronnie/Ruhl/Kamali and these guys still think they have something in the tank.lol
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2012, 03:17:12 AM »
Is Branch by coincidence SHORT? That would explain a lot.
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2012, 03:45:41 AM »
hes a murderer
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2012, 09:19:07 AM »
Dear loord and saviour jesus christ that man should never ever pose
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2012, 09:22:55 AM »
Quote from: Moen on October 19, 2012, 03:06:59 PM
Is it me or does Branch have social anxiety disorder? The way he acts, so wound up and anxious all the time, doesn't make eye contact at all or not for long, never relaxed when other people are around, he has all the signs...


Maybe he has assburgers oh wait, no were not talking him! :-X
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2012, 09:27:19 AM »
wow his mid section and forearms are looking really great!!
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2012, 09:34:13 AM »
chemical waste
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2012, 09:41:31 AM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on October 19, 2012, 05:34:21 PM
He shouldn't have even been in the top 10 this year. What is with the delusional thinking of these guys. There bodies/organs start to go and they think they can get to the top ::)  Palumboism has really set in with Branch/Cutler/Ronnie/Ruhl/Kamali and these guys still think they have something in the tank.lol

Yes, but ronnie, ruhl and kalami are all retired, so palumboism or not, it doenst matter. it matters if youve reached palumboism and still step on stage (like branch)
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2012, 09:47:30 AM »
Quote from: Moen on October 19, 2012, 03:07:35 PM
Why so kind? I set the tone, let yourself go man  8)

haha lol. Well, I can't make short jokes, for obvious reason ha lol.  ;D ;D

Plus, at this point, he is just going to self destruct. He is going to stick more and more into his body until he looks like utter shit.
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2012, 10:24:36 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on October 20, 2012, 09:47:30 AM
haha lol. Well, I can't make short jokes, for obvious reason ha lol.  ;D ;D

Plus, at this point, he is just going to self destruct. He is going to stick more and more into his body until he looks like utter shit.

;D

But seriously, I think he suffers from social anxiety disorder. He's so keyed up every time we see him on video.
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2012, 10:32:55 AM »
Quote from: Moen on October 20, 2012, 10:24:36 AM
;D

But seriously, I think he suffers from social anxiety disorder. He's so keyed up every time we see him on video.

It almost sounds like he is stumbling on his words he is talking so fast.

Maybe he is trying to be hardcore, like in his videos  :-\ :-\
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2012, 10:34:07 AM »
I bet when he is banging his hot wife he doesn't stutter.
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2012, 10:37:00 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on October 20, 2012, 10:32:55 AM
It almost sounds like he is stumbling on his words he is talking so fast.

Maybe he is trying to be hardcore, like in his videos  :-\ :-\

He's just terribly nervous... all the time. For someone that supposedly loves bodybuilding, this doesn't make much sense. He was even nervous while at home in his DVD. Social anxiety 100%, nothing to do with being hardcore  ;)

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Re: Branch is a man with a mission
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2012, 10:39:49 AM »
Quote from: Nails on October 19, 2012, 02:54:05 PM

Ha, that's my boy Norm, this guy is the coolest guy ever, the funniest guy I ever met. That's funny.  8)
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2012, 10:56:55 AM »
Quote from: Bad Boy Dazza on October 20, 2012, 10:34:07 AM
I bet when he is banging his hot wife he doesn't stutter.

The wife is hot as the biggest of Branch's rifles , fuk yea!!!11

I would love to have her as my wife. I don't say that about many women out there. Yes, I can cum on almost anybody but wives are different subject


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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2012, 11:46:24 AM »

Most beautiful hair

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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2012, 11:58:47 AM »
Quote from: Moen on October 20, 2012, 10:37:00 AM
He's just terribly nervous... all the time. For someone that supposedly loves bodybuilding, this doesn't make much sense. He was even nervous while at home in his DVD. Social anxiety 100%, nothing to do with being hardcore  ;)



Maybe needs to film more videos in metroflex  :) :)
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Re: Branch is a man with a mission (failed playbacking is a MUST SEE)
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2012, 12:00:33 PM »
branch should be kept under house arrest. that madman is a danger for society
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