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Title: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Croatch on February 08, 2006, 01:07:28 AM
(back side)
Gaining muscle on steroids is like
getting fat from eating pizza,
neither is very difficult.
All Natural
(bottom part of shirt back)
[guy all jacked up with syringes at his feet...a bottle of dbol in one hand dumping them in his mouth, pizza in the other]
I feel like the shirt can be a winner.  Let me know what you think. 
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 08, 2006, 01:10:44 AM
While on the topic
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: will938 on February 08, 2006, 01:27:58 AM
  Let me know what you think. 
I think you're a knob ;)
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: rocket on February 08, 2006, 03:30:45 AM
I think its a crap idea because there is no real punch line.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Karl Kox on February 08, 2006, 07:15:51 AM
Pizza and D-Bol rocks
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: gdiesel12 on February 08, 2006, 07:27:40 AM
Sounds like a shirt for a bitter natural guy, which makes all natural trainers look bad. Peace out.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Borracho on February 08, 2006, 07:50:50 AM
How bout this one:
Front:
All natural baby!
Back:
I've plateaued and I'm too much of a pussy to juice so I'll just bash the ones that do even though I myself have done a cycle before and I'm a fukking loser.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: hillbilly on February 08, 2006, 07:53:40 AM
croach y all the constant natural talk im a nat and a good size and i dont feel the need to moan constantly! i have every respect for ppl who train hard and love the sport irrespective of weather they use or not. maybe its time to chill out a bit
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: sarcasm on February 08, 2006, 08:10:52 AM
Sounds like a shirt for a bitter natural guy, which makes all natural trainers look bad. Peace out.
take your fagg.ot bit.ch ass back to mayhem, better yet, go write some of those gay articles for animal pak, you queer.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: DIVISION on February 08, 2006, 08:24:04 AM
(back side)
Gaining muscle on steroids is like
getting fat from eating pizza,
neither is very difficult.
All Natural
(bottom part of shirt back)
[guy all jacked up with syringes at his feet...a bottle of dbol in one hand dumping them in his mouth, pizza in the other]
I feel like the shirt can be a winner.  Let me know what you think. 

Stop being such a bitter bitch, Croatcher.

It's time for you to turn to the "Dark Side" of the force.

Only then will you meet your destiny.





DIV
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: dav-bol on February 08, 2006, 08:28:22 AM
More like....

"I'm not a natural but I play one on GetBig"

LOL LOL
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: hillbilly on February 08, 2006, 08:29:38 AM
Stop being such a bitter bitch, Croatcher.
It's time for you to turn to the "Dark Side" of the force.
Only then will you meet your destiny.
DIV
nice!lol
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: gdiesel12 on February 08, 2006, 10:37:33 AM
take your fagg.ot bit.ch ass back to mayhem, better yet, go write some of those gay articles for animal pak, you queer.

Was that sarcasm? Good to have a fan.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Croatch on February 08, 2006, 11:05:52 AM
Quote
More like....

"I'm not a natural but I play one on GetBig"

LOL LOL
Come on.  Be nice to the parrot.

Quote
All natural baby!
Back:
I've plateaued and I'm too much of a pussy to juice so I'll just bash the ones that do even though I myself have done a cycle before and I'm a fukking loser.
Not juicing does not mean you're a pussy, just that you realize its a ton of ups and downs you'd rather not take to end up roughly the same.  Plus for me, it would take away the challenge.  How challenging is it to take some shit, put on 20lbs pretty quickly.  You're training and eating exactly the same, only difference is the drugs you're on.  So where do "your" gains lay then?
Especially, in many gyms these days where tons of people hit some sauce and think they are "hardcore" or gained a good amount on their own.  Fact is, you take away the bullshit and the decent accomplishments would be few and far between.
It's not bitter by any means, just a simple fact that gaining muscle on gear is plain easy.  I could put in half the effort I do now and make twice the gains.  Only a good observation, not bitter.
Croatch on... 
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: nder98 on February 08, 2006, 11:20:22 AM
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! This shit is fucking funny!!!! LOL
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: dav-bol on February 08, 2006, 12:15:28 PM
Come on.  Be nice to the parrot.

LOL....just kidding.
When you come back to NY I'll have some Sust and D-bols waiting for ya.  :'(
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: SquatAss on February 08, 2006, 12:20:19 PM
 I could put in half the effort I do now and make twice the gains. 

Doesn't that sound like a good plan to you?
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Post by: OAK on February 08, 2006, 12:23:50 PM
I like the shirt, very clever.  As seen by the previous posts, it definately would stir things up at the gym.
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Post by: mwbbuilder on February 08, 2006, 01:16:30 PM
Come on.  Be nice to the parrot.
Not juicing does not mean you're a pussy, just that you realize its a ton of ups and downs you'd rather not take to end up roughly the same.  Plus for me, it would take away the challenge.  How challenging is it to take some shit, put on 20lbs pretty quickly.  You're training and eating exactly the same, only difference is the drugs you're on.  So where do "your" gains lay then?
Especially, in many gyms these days where tons of people hit some sauce and think they are "hardcore" or gained a good amount on their own.  Fact is, you take away the bullshit and the decent accomplishments would be few and far between.
It's not bitter by any means, just a simple fact that gaining muscle on gear is plain easy.  I could put in half the effort I do now and make twice the gains.  Only a good observation, not bitter.
Croatch on... 
You sound like you've never done drugs before, Croatch...but you have.
it's like someone who had sex constantly preaching the virtures of abstinence
why don't you say....something like "When I did steriods, I did not appraciate my gain...blahg, blah, blah."
you sound so holir than thou and you've been dirty too.
just doesn't sound right coming out of your mouth.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: hillbilly on February 08, 2006, 01:29:58 PM
Croach if ya so pro natural go on the nat board if ya wanna dis users of gear then go on the steroid board! but please post about something else on the gossip board!
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: DIVISION on February 08, 2006, 01:56:27 PM
You sound like you've never done drugs before, Croatch...but you have.
it's like someone who had sex constantly preaching the virtures of abstinence
why don't you say....something like "When I did steriods, I did not appraciate my gain...blahg, blah, blah."
you sound so holir than thou and you've been dirty too.
just doesn't sound right coming out of your mouth.

I concur.

He's a dirty slut when it comes to his claims of being a AAS virgin.

His androgen receptors have had their cherry popped.

He's no angel.    :)




DIV
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Marx on February 08, 2006, 02:24:43 PM
I'm natural and I agree with your POV Croatch.. Just lay off the gear users.. You'd think someone with a shirt idea like that would have never touched the stuff..
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: ToxicAvenger on February 08, 2006, 02:25:15 PM
(back side)
Gaining muscle on steroids is like
getting fat from eating pizza,
neither is very difficult.
All Natural
(bottom part of shirt back)
[guy all jacked up with syringes at his feet...a bottle of dbol in one hand dumping them in his mouth, pizza in the other]
I feel like the shirt can be a winner.  Let me know what you think. 
my avatar would make a great tee for the dark side...
another good one would be "arnold schwartz used steroids, look where it got him!"


i used to have a shirt that said "got fina?"

it got stolen at the gym... >:(
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: mesmorph78 on February 08, 2006, 02:43:01 PM
my take as a natural is...
you do ur thing... i do mine... juice if its for you..but not for me
ive trained with guys who juice.. have nothing aginst them... because we have one thing in common... the love of training...
i wouldnt have the time to be wearin such a shirt to make any such statement... it comes across as being bitter and envious...
and croatch i must say.. it sounds contrary coming from you ..knowin that u have taken drugs???!
just do ur thng and leave other people to do their thing...

Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: HRDCOR on February 08, 2006, 02:48:33 PM
This would make a good Tshirt::



  ALL NATURAL

Then underneath in small print::

Every thing I take is in a natural oil base !!!

funny to those who know and yet you would get away with it in public !!
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: JamesD on February 08, 2006, 02:53:50 PM
Front: NATURAL!!







Back: My excuse for not being big..

Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Bodies on February 09, 2006, 01:47:12 AM
There's no one more prudish than the reformed prostitute.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Croatch on February 09, 2006, 11:40:58 AM
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He's a dirty slut when it comes to his claims of being a AAS virgin.

His androgen receptors have had their cherry popped.

He's no angel.
I guess I'm a filthy whore and never knew until now, thanks DIV.  I agree, but that was a long time ago and zero of my gains today are from gear.  When I was younger, I collected baseball cards too and smoked weed while inhaling. 

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When you come back to NY I'll have some Sust and D-bols waiting for ya.
I'll be back in June.  You still going to the old World's?  Say hi to Tommy and Steve.  I think I'll wear my All Natural shirt and you can kick me down the stairs, sound good?  You train hard though and diet strong, props to you.

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If we went to the gym to look natural, we wouldn't go at all.  Hell, even you don't look natural.
what's the point?
To me that is the point.  Obtaining an unnatural look naturally.  Sure, any dickstick can be 150lbs and ripped or 250lbs and semi fat.  And anyone can be 225lbs cut on gear.  That is my point.  Shit is not extremely hard with the right combination of drugs over a period of time.  Getting 220lb shredded and natural, is much harder.  To me, with gear, there isn't much of a challenge.  That is why I'm content being 141lbs 5' 6 11%bf.  All Natural baby!

Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Harry R. M. Pitts on February 09, 2006, 11:54:20 AM
.  That is why I'm content being 141lbs 5' 6 11%bf.  All Natural baby!
Damn Croatch you look bigger than 141 lbs on your videos you posted a while back.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Xecutioner on February 09, 2006, 12:19:41 PM
Damn Croatch you look bigger than 141 lbs on your videos you posted a while back.
I was thinking the same thing.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Croatch on February 09, 2006, 01:23:59 PM
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That is why I'm content being 141lbs 5' 6 11%bf.  All Natural baby!
Joking on that one.  If I were that size, a natural shirt would get a consistent laugh. 
I'm 212lbs 5'8 8%bf.  Better than decent for being natural.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on February 09, 2006, 02:59:34 PM
I don't know why Croatch is bitching about roids one bad experience with them and he is steroid-straight-edge I think it would have been a totaly different story if his first cycle went well , Div get him on the proper path to " The Dark Side " 
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: HRDCOR on February 09, 2006, 03:07:49 PM
T shirt idea

In bold print ---  IM NATURAL

underneath in small print --- as a race horse!
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: 240 is Back on February 09, 2006, 03:29:42 PM
my take as a natural is...
you do ur thing... i do mine... juice if its for you..but not for me
ive trained with guys who juice.. have nothing aginst them... because we have one thing in common... the love of training...
i wouldnt have the time to be wearin such a shirt to make any such statement... it comes across as being bitter and envious...
and croatch i must say.. it sounds contrary coming from you ..knowin that u have taken drugs???!
just do ur thng and leave other people to do their thing...

gospel
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: ignorance on February 09, 2006, 09:43:42 PM
Crotch your a homo is thinking your a natural just because your not juicing right now.

You know what I should just hire a group Homies and have them stick your with needles until your eyes pop out of your head.  Death by Riods.

Then not only will you Shut the fu<k up but your can have the pressure of the "Dark Side" You winney B!tch
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Croatch on February 09, 2006, 09:46:24 PM
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Insert Quote 
Crotch your a homo is thinking your a natural just because your not juicing right now.

You know what I should just hire a group Homies and have them stick your with needles until your eyes pop out of your head.  Death by Riods.

Then not only will you Shut the fu<k up but your can have the pressure of the "Dark Side" You winney B!tch
Now tell me what you really feel.
I think I'm natural because I did one 2 month cycle in 94'.  Lost all of it and then some, stopped lifting completely for a few years later on, every pound on me in built...naturally.  Hate to disappoint you.  Thanks for expressing yourself though.  Nobody has called me a bitch since my jail stint in 2001.  Feels good!
Croatch on...
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: NPCOK on February 10, 2006, 08:32:57 AM
Naturally this small
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: DIVISION on February 10, 2006, 10:43:56 AM
I guess I'm a filthy whore and never knew until now, thanks DIV.  I agree, but that was a long time ago and zero of my gains today are from gear.  When I was younger, I collected baseball cards too and smoked weed while inhaling.

Don't you realize that once you start down the Dark path you can never be turned?  

Now you're caught in-between.......too scared to complete the journey, too scared to admit that it's too late.

You can't deny the truth, Croatcher........

I don't know why Croatch is bitching about roids one bad experience with them and he is steroid-straight-edge I think it would have been a totaly different story if his first cycle went well , Div get him on the proper path to " The Dark Side " 

Perhaps the "Dark Side" scared him straight.

Perhaps he is not meant for the dark.......

In the dark there is only you alone with your demons.

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide; as it should be.

Just you and a syringe filled with fresh anabolic love.




DIV
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: DIVISION on February 10, 2006, 10:48:50 AM
  The shirts should be made from hemp. 

Or from Bozo's "fur".   :)

Let it grow, Amy.....






DIV
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 10, 2006, 11:17:19 AM
Front: I look like shit.

Back: So I blame it on being "natural."
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: HICKSON on February 10, 2006, 11:19:03 AM
HA HA!!!
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: fathead on February 10, 2006, 11:19:48 AM
front.. 100%  natural baby!!!!!!!!
back..  complete instructions on how to pass that easy ass polygraph test.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: fathead on February 10, 2006, 11:22:37 AM
actually the best idea is to wear the actual shirts from the natural shows and watch people shake their head at you in the gym.

i used to write "UN" in front of the natural in like dark ass permanent marker. 
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: ignorance on February 10, 2006, 11:26:56 AM
Front: I'm a Psycho in the Gym!
Back: When I'm on a 'Psycho'
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: fathead on February 10, 2006, 11:32:30 AM
WEED IS NATURAL RIGHT?

Ronnie in a rastafarian cap on the back
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Croatch on February 10, 2006, 01:59:43 PM
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In the dark there is only you alone with your demons.

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide; as it should be.

Just you and a syringe filled with fresh anabolic love.
Damn that sounds good.  Where do you suppose I can get some?
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on February 10, 2006, 04:26:49 PM
Croatch, I'd like to see how you would look on steroids. Maybe you should go back to them. In the words of The Donald - "you could be HUGE"
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Bast000 on February 10, 2006, 04:29:49 PM
Croatch is Natural?  you're kidding me  ::)
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Post by: JamesD on February 10, 2006, 05:00:22 PM
He might be natural, but he still wont amount to anything in life...
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Croatch on February 10, 2006, 05:40:32 PM
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He might be natural, but he still wont amount to anything in life...
So correct you are.  Tell me how I can be more like you.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Oliver Klaushof on February 10, 2006, 05:46:16 PM
Don't listen to these wiseguys Croatch. You will amount to something! You got potential!! Just start hitting the test and you'll blow all these "pros" out of the water!
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: DIVISION on February 11, 2006, 03:46:01 AM
Damn that sounds good.  Where do you suppose I can get some?
Sorry Croatcher...........you need to get your own stash, nugga.





DIV
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: 240 is Back on February 11, 2006, 09:11:26 AM
"Scared of the Darkside".
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: hillbilly on February 11, 2006, 09:38:46 AM
(http://www.virgin.net/movies/moviespecials/starwars/episode3preview/pix/03_main.jpg)
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: DIVISION on February 11, 2006, 10:06:53 AM
(http://www.getreligion.org/archives/anakin_darth_vader.jpg)

^Hail 'till I reach hell, I ain't scared, Mama checkin' in my bedroom..........I ain't there.......





DIV
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: The Luke on February 11, 2006, 02:50:23 PM
Croatch,

The tshirt I'd really like is one that reads:

front:
"LIFETIME NATURAL"

back:
"Please stop asking me for 'roids."

Honestly, a 55 year-old 150 lb six footer asked me if I could hook him up with some gear right in the middle of the gym floor last week. He wasn't looking to gain muscle... he was just a little embarrassed about asking his doctor for a Viagra prescription. True story... really weirded me out, the shirt would have come in handy.

The Luke
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 11, 2006, 02:58:57 PM
^Hail 'till I reach hell, I ain't scared, Mama checkin' in my bedroom..........I ain't there.......


ha nice a gunit quote! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Borracho on February 11, 2006, 03:43:10 PM
ha nice a gunit quote! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

You gotta be kidding me.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 12, 2006, 12:19:25 PM
nope
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: DIVISION on February 12, 2006, 02:24:06 PM
^Hail 'till I reach hell, I ain't scared, Mama checkin' in my bedroom..........I ain't there.......
ha nice a gunit quote! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

You need to recognize, BustaBuoy....

That's WestCoast love from Pac.........nothing to do with the East.

Makaveli was a major......people still tryin' to bite off the man.

G-U-NOT...... :)



DIV
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 12, 2006, 05:47:37 PM
true enough didnt mean to discount the man who brought fire to rap my appolagies
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 12, 2006, 06:11:40 PM
from tha track hail marry on the makaveli album a classic should have known that fuck!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: GET_BIGGER on February 13, 2006, 08:54:14 AM
Don't you realize that once you start down the Dark path you can never be turned?  
Now you're caught in-between.......too scared to complete the journey, too scared to admit that it's too late.
You can't deny the truth, Croatcher........
Perhaps the "Dark Side" scared him straight.
Perhaps he is not meant for the dark.......
In the dark there is only you alone with your demons.
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide; as it should be.
Just you and a syringe filled with fresh anabolic love.
DIV
Go back to your dark world my friend, there is no place for you here.   
Unless of course you chose to live a life according to the light.
I have been to the dark side.....and have conquered it and crave it's  immediate gratifications no more.
You can always return by the choice that is yours before it is indeed too late, for the price has been paid for your very soul........in full. 
No one is meant for the darkside.  For it is the place of shame, lies, and torment.  For it has been created for demons and not us.
Reconciliation is available, for those who are willing to pay the price.
One day my friend I pray that you will have a revalation that you can not deny, for there is a reason why in this realm in which the dark succombs to light. 
For that fresh love that you speak of craves your own demise.
And today, I speak of the Truth.  So my word to you is turn my friend and forever embrace the light.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Acerimmer1 on February 13, 2006, 11:43:37 AM
Heres my little contribution:

Front:
So you don't believe I'm natural ::)

Back:
Thats a F*cking funny coincidence because I don't believe you're on gear!  ;)
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: ignorance on February 13, 2006, 01:32:43 PM
That good, I've now copyrighted that quote.
Front:
So you don't believe I'm natural

Back:
Thats a F*cking funny coincidence because I don't believe you're on gear!  ]

Thanks fucker.
Title: Re: Natural shirt idea...
Post by: Acerimmer1 on February 13, 2006, 01:39:17 PM
That good, I've now copyrighted that quote.
Front:
So you don't believe I'm natural
Back:
Thats a F*cking funny coincidence because I don't believe you're on gear!  ]
Thanks fucker.
Excellent now I can sue you!  ;D