The Jews built the Pyramids... Ask Ron!
nu uh... they just renamed em...drove the egyptians out in the name of "its our motherland" and made everyone believe all pissed off exiled egyptians were terrorists....
the egyptians then threw a few rocks, captured some jews but in return the jews nailed the egyptians with the reptilian death rays....
the egyptians in desperation made an idiotic move and started performing suicide rockings...
now all egyptians are branded terrorists...
true story