Author Topic: What are the mystery contents of Titus's letter from jail to Dan and Bob? (Read 9259 times)

ribonucleic · « **on:** June 06, 2006, 03:09:58 PM »

All the co-hosts of Pro Bodybuilding Weekly would say was :

1. He didn't address the question of his... ahem, "innocence".

2. He's still following the sport. [With rueful chuckles over how he doesn't have much else to do at the moment]

3. He's thinking about writing a tell-all book about the industry.

The last's suggestion of ongoing narcissistic personality disorder aside, this leaves a lot of blanks to fill in. What else might he have said?

My money is on "TELL KELLY TO KEEP HER TRAP SHUT".

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #1 on:** June 06, 2006, 03:11:53 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on June 06, 2006, 03:09:58 PM

3. He's thinking about writing a tell-all book about the industry.

Predicted this the first day the story blew open.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2006, 03:14:26 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on June 06, 2006, 03:11:53 PM

Predicted this the first day the story blew open.

If they'd give a book deal to Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, I suppose Titus looks like Oprah by comparison in the image department. And I'm sure plenty of people reading this would buy it.

Still, I'd want to wash my hands repeatedly after reading it.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #3 on:** June 06, 2006, 03:17:45 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on June 06, 2006, 03:14:26 PM

If they'd give a book deal to Sammy "The Bull" Gravano, I suppose Titus looks like Oprah by comparison in the image department. And I'm sure plenty of people reading this would buy it.

Still, I'd want to wash my hands repeatedly after reading it.

I know, it would be like looking at the aftermath of a car accident. Have to read it, but feel quilty for doing so. Can you imagine what the Weiders are going to think/do if Craig does this? Wow.

sarcasm · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2006, 03:18:47 PM »

he probably told Bob and Dan to send him a bunch of Astroglide.

NotMrAverage · « **Reply #5 on:** June 06, 2006, 03:27:19 PM »

1. He did no do it.
2. He tries to train as much as he can.
3. he´s gonna go free and anticipates another comeback
4. can Dan or Bob please send him some gear, atleast some small IP tabs?
5. Kelly is crazy.

That should be about it.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #6 on:** June 06, 2006, 03:40:27 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on June 06, 2006, 03:17:45 PM

Can you imagine what the Weiders are going to think/do if Craig does this?

Joe has made his millions and had his ass kissed enough for several lifetimes. He is now a very old man with health problems and facing The End. I'm confident that he couldn't care less what impotent spite Titus spits through the bars of his cell - like a monkey flinging its excrement at the gawkers.

ribonucleic · « **Reply #7 on:** June 06, 2006, 03:42:11 PM »

Quote from: NotMrAverage on June 06, 2006, 03:27:19 PM

4. can Dan or Bob please send him some gear, atleast some small IP tabs?

How about it, Bob? Got any "apple sauce" left over the Masters?

ieffinhatecardio · « **Reply #8 on:** June 06, 2006, 03:47:15 PM »

Quote from: ribonucleic on June 06, 2006, 03:40:27 PM

I'm confident that he couldn't care less what impotent spite Titus spits through the bar of his cell - like a monkey flinging its excrement at the gawkers.

Excellent analogy.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2006, 04:42:52 PM »

Quote from: ieffinhatecardio on June 06, 2006, 03:47:15 PM

Excellent analogy.

i wish tom prince would message here again. i miss his posts.

kmhphoto · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2006, 04:50:48 PM »

That he's the promoter of the Vegas PDI qualifier.

sarcasm · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2006, 04:52:35 PM »

Quote from: kmhphoto on June 06, 2006, 04:50:48 PM

That he's the promoter of the Vegas PDI qualifier.

why don't you go take some pics of Craig and his new husband behind bars maybe they'll give you some "action" photos, hahahaha, you penis smoker.

kmhphoto · « **Reply #12 on:** June 06, 2006, 04:56:02 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on June 06, 2006, 04:52:35 PM

why don't you go take some pics of Craig and his new husband behind bars maybe they'll give you some "action" photos, hahahaha, you penis smoker.

What is your fixation with gay photographs?
I'm pretty sure you can add to your collection by doing a search on google.
But do it quick before Mommy takes away your priviliges.

Cluck, CLuck

Rambone · « **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:00:15 PM »

Anybody get their Titus after-party invitations yet? I heard its special invite and males only this year.

sarcasm · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:01:25 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on June 06, 2006, 05:00:15 PM

Anybody get their Titus after-party invitations yet? I heard its special invite and males only this year.

plenty of "covered wagons" at that party.

Chick · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:16:23 PM »

It's obvious that Sarcasm has some "issues" with his sexuality that he has yet to address...explains his constant reference to males, homosexuals, and male bodyparts.

sarcasm · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:18:10 PM »

Quote from: Chick on June 06, 2006, 05:16:23 PM

It's obvious that Sarcasm has some "issues" with his sexuality that he has yet to address...explains his constant reference to males, homosexuals, and male bodyparts.

this coming from a guy who wears a thong and has other men put oil on him, hahaha, monster heterosexuality.

Bossa · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:25:16 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on June 06, 2006, 05:18:10 PM

this coming from a guy who wears a thong and has other men put oil on him, hahaha, monster heterosexuality.

hahahahaa savage straightness

Chick · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:25:44 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on June 06, 2006, 05:18:10 PM

this coming from a guy who wears a thong and has other men put oil on him, hahaha, monster heterosexuality.

Once again, you cannot process anything without thinking about some sort of homo-erotic setting.

BTW, we don't wear "thongs" and they have women that take care of the oil and color at the shows...even if there were guys that were oiling the competitors...you can't possibly conceive of it to be anything but "gay"...

case and point.

get consoling.

sarcasm · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:26:21 PM »

Quote from: Chick on June 06, 2006, 05:25:44 PM

Once again, you cannot process anything without thinking about some sort of homo-erotic setting.

BTW, we don't wear "thongs" and they have women that take care of the oil and color at the shows...even if there were guys that were oiling the competitors...you can't possibly conceive of it to be anything but "gay"...

case and point.

get consouling.

"consouling"?

ribonucleic · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:29:10 PM »

Quote from: Chick on June 06, 2006, 05:25:44 PM

they have women that take care of the oil and color at the shows.

Did they provide "fluffing" for Levrone as well?

Bossa · « **Reply #21 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:29:17 PM »

Quote from: Chick on June 06, 2006, 05:25:44 PM

Once again, you cannot process anything without thinking about some sort of homo-erotic setting.

BTW, we don't wear "thongs" and they have women that take care of the oil and color at the shows...even if there were guys that were oiling the competitors...you can't possibly conceive of it to be anything but "gay"...

case and point.

get consouling.

"case and point"?

It’s case in point

sarcasm · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:29:23 PM »

Quote from: Chick on June 06, 2006, 05:25:44 PM

Once again, you cannot process anything without thinking about some sort of homo-erotic setting.

BTW, we don't wear "thongs" and they have women that take care of the oil and color at the shows...even if there were guys that were oiling the competitors...you can't possibly conceive of it to be anything but "gay"...

case and point.

get consouling.

hey Chick what did you think of my massive o.wning of your buddy Shari earlier?

Chick · « **Reply #23 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:33:39 PM »

I fixed "consoling" for ya...now get some....talk to someone who cares.

Did you post your picture and real name?

sarcasm · « **Reply #24 on:** June 06, 2006, 05:34:47 PM »

Quote from: Chick on June 06, 2006, 05:33:39 PM

I fixed "consoling" for ya...now get some....talk to someone who cares.

Did you post your picture and real name?

i told him to tell me the truth about his old boyfriend Bethany Howlett and he lied to me so he doesn't get to find out who i am.