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Title: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 13, 2014, 12:55:30 AM
I just finished a run on the waterfront and was walking to my car.

A young dude approached me, asked some some questions about maintaining muscle while doing cardio.

Then the conversation went south. Way south  :(
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Skorp1o on June 13, 2014, 12:56:58 AM
I just finished a run on the waterfront and was walking to my car.

A young dude approached me, asked some some questions about maintaining muscle while doing cardio.

Then the conversation went south. Way south  :(

Translation: I just got out of the shower to wash spunk off my face and rinse my butt hole.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 13, 2014, 01:02:18 AM
He said he had 3 beers already this morning.

Then later I'm thinking, did he mean beer or bear  :-X
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: calfzilla on June 13, 2014, 01:05:58 AM
How big was his cock?
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Dr.J on June 13, 2014, 01:06:07 AM
Think of it as a compliment.  No homo.

How much did he offer?
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Dr.J on June 13, 2014, 01:07:06 AM
I just finished a run on the waterfront and was walking to my car.

A young dude approached me, asked some some questions about maintaining muscle while doing cardio.

Then the conversation went south. Way :) south  :(

You went down on him or he on you?
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 13, 2014, 01:10:24 AM
There is a dude at my gym... older rich looking dude. always catch him looking at me. straight fucking schmoe. I would jerk off for him if the price was right.


2k I would do it.






nohomo
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: booty on June 13, 2014, 01:13:27 AM
I just finished a run on the waterfront and was walking to my car.

A young dude approached me, asked some some questions about maintaining muscle while doing cardio.

Then the conversation went south. Way south  :(
You are a pretty boy Ken.  Take it as a compliment that you got asked out.  :D
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 13, 2014, 01:14:13 AM
It's only gay if you don't receive money.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Dr.J on June 13, 2014, 01:16:35 AM
It's only gay if you don't receive money.

Right...sooo...how much did you pay him?
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 13, 2014, 01:17:47 AM
Right...sooo...how much did you pay him?

I wouldn't turn gay for all the tea in China.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 13, 2014, 01:18:41 AM
I wouldn't turn gay for all the tea in China.

what about for all the size mediums in the under armour store?
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: phreak on June 13, 2014, 01:21:09 AM
I just finished a run on the waterfront and was walking to my car.

A young dude approached me, asked some some questions about maintaining muscle while doing cardio.

Then the conversation went south. Way south  :(

Clearly you have serious gyno.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Dr.J on June 13, 2014, 01:23:57 AM
There is a dude at my gym... older rich looking dude. always catch him looking at me. straight fucking schmoe. I would jerk off for him if the price was right.


2k I would do it.


I just PMed you, do you have PayPal?





nohomo
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Vince B on June 13, 2014, 01:27:19 AM
It's only gay if you don't receive money.

Nope, it is only gay if you post about it here on Getbig! ;D
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 13, 2014, 01:28:04 AM


schmoebait@nohomomail.org

send over said funds, and ill send over said video
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Papper on June 13, 2014, 01:49:53 AM
There is a dude at my gym... older rich looking dude. always catch him looking at me. straight fucking schmoe. I would jerk off for him if the price was right.


2k I would do it.






nohomo

Hmm straight schmoe no such thing
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Dr.J on June 13, 2014, 02:08:47 AM
schmoebait@nohomomail.org

send over said funds, and ill send over said video

Can I pay in pesos?
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 13, 2014, 02:10:31 AM
Can I pay in pesos?

I live southern california. They might be useful here.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 13, 2014, 02:10:43 AM
He tried to help you to get out of the closet, so be thankful to him.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Costanza on June 13, 2014, 02:16:07 AM
I get cracked onto so much by male clients that I bought a cheap wedding band that I put on during initial consultations to try and ward them off.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Dr.J on June 13, 2014, 02:19:20 AM
I get cracked onto so much by male clients that I bought a cheap wedding band that I put on during initial consultations to try and ward them off.

Should of just baught a cock ring.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Costanza on June 13, 2014, 02:29:27 AM
Should of just baught a cock ring.

 :D :D
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 13, 2014, 04:15:30 AM
I just finished a run on the waterfront and was walking to my car.

A young dude approached me, asked some some questions about maintaining muscle while doing cardio.

Then the conversation went south. Way south  :(

How were you dressed at the time NZMM?  :D ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=280763.0;attach=320865;image)

or like this? :D


(http://oi47.tinypic.com/vinzfl.jpg)
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 13, 2014, 04:17:00 AM
There is a dude at my gym... older rich looking dude. always catch him looking at me. straight fucking schmoe. I would jerk off for him if the price was right.


2k I would do it.






nohomo

Awesome  ;D

You're Getbig's true native son
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Quickerblade on June 13, 2014, 04:18:00 AM
Harnem of Peace.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Archer77 on June 13, 2014, 05:34:40 AM
I just finished a run on the waterfront and was walking to my car.

A young dude approached me, asked some some questions about maintaining muscle while doing cardio.

Then the conversation went south. Way south  :(

Hanging out at the waterfront was your first mistake.   
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: the trainer on June 13, 2014, 05:37:32 AM
I just finished a run on the waterfront and was walking to my car.

A young dude approached me, asked some some questions about maintaining muscle while doing cardio.

Then the conversation went south. Way south  :(

You are not alpha you have feminine tendencies and give off a vibe as a power bottom you might not be aware of it but thats why men are hitting on you.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: 240 is Back on June 13, 2014, 05:45:57 AM
i am flattered when a dude flirts or tries to hook up.

If they put hands on me, i get upset very quickly, as that crosses lines.

but hey, I don't roll that way, but thanks for the compliment.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: MORTALCOIL on June 13, 2014, 05:48:20 AM
You would have felt much more at ease if it had happened next to an ice machine.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Archer77 on June 13, 2014, 05:54:47 AM
i am flattered when a dude flirts or tries to hook up.

If they put hands on me, i get upset very quickly, as that crosses lines.

but hey, I don't roll that way, but thanks for the compliment.

That's how I feel.  As long as they don't push the issue or try to touch me in a sexual way I am alright.  When I was a teenage my girlfriends friend had a gay best friend who tried to come on to me.  I said I wasn't interested and he said how do I know I don't like it if I haven't tried. I told him that I didn't need to douse myself with gasoline and light a match to know I wouldn't like to be on fire.  He kept badgering me and I eventually told him to back the fuck off.  Of course he accused me of homophobia.   
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: _aj_ on June 13, 2014, 05:58:26 AM
You are not alpha you have feminine tendencies and give off a vibe as a power bottom you might not be aware of it but thats why men are hitting on you.

 ::)

Is it "alpha" to sit in your mom's basement pretending that you are "ripped" with your 14" arms flapping away at the keyboard, you no-pic, 90's-Flex-magazine-training-advice, "trainer".
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: wes on June 13, 2014, 05:59:19 AM
Gay thread reported.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Rambone on June 13, 2014, 05:59:40 AM
That's how I feel.  As long as they don't push the issue or try to touch me in a sexual way I am alright.  When I was a teenage my girlfriends friend had a gay best friend who tried to come on to me.  I said I wasn't interested and he said how do I know I don't like it if I haven't tried. I told him that I didn't need to douse myself with gasoline and light a match to know I wouldn't like to be on fire.  He kept badgering me and I eventually told him to back the fuck off.  Of course he accused me of homophobia.   

You should've just put out you cock tease
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Archer77 on June 13, 2014, 06:00:46 AM
You should've just put out you cock tease

Damn, I didn't think of that strategy at the time. 
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: pedro01 on June 13, 2014, 06:01:19 AM
i am flattered when a dude flirts or tries to hook up.

If they put hands on me, i get upset very quickly, as that crosses lines.

but hey, I don't roll that way, but thanks for the compliment.

I used to get guys hitting on me all the time when I was in my 20's.

I guess I'm no longer "gay spec".

Best one was a guy who approached me when I was with my girlfriend & said "I'm going to the toilet, you want to come get a kiss?".

"errr... no thanks"

Who said romance was dead?
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: BayGBM on June 13, 2014, 06:30:15 AM
I just finished a run on the waterfront and was walking to my car.

A young dude approached me, asked some some questions about maintaining muscle while doing cardio.

Then the conversation went south. Way south  :(

Enjoy the attention while you can.  They day is coming (and sooner than you think) when no one--neither man nor woman--will ask you out. :-\
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: chaos on June 13, 2014, 07:40:46 AM
How were you dressed at the time NZMM?  :D ;D

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=280763.0;attach=320865;image)

or like this? :D


(http://oi47.tinypic.com/vinzfl.jpg)
:D
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: visualizeperfection on June 13, 2014, 05:27:10 PM
How many times can one man be spotted in female clothing before he is considered an utter deepthroater of man cock?




protip:twice.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Army of One on June 13, 2014, 06:42:02 PM
NZMM is a man who can't stop meeting young Uganden males down by the pier
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: booty on June 13, 2014, 11:19:55 PM
NZMM is a man who can't stop meeting young Uganden males down by the pier
by the men's toilet?  :D
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Coach is Back! on June 14, 2014, 12:01:50 AM
I just finished a run on the waterfront and was walking to my car.

A young dude approached me, asked some some questions about maintaining muscle while doing cardio.

Then the conversation went south. Way south  :(

So how did the date go? Did you git sum?
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Archer77 on June 14, 2014, 05:45:38 AM
Another day at the waterfront for Nz
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Marty Champions on June 14, 2014, 06:11:07 AM
NZ has challenged my cock for decades only because he has a small fighter himself. I dont think hes a queer naturally but in the right situation he will give you a nice blow
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 14, 2014, 07:19:00 AM
Nzm cannot help being an attractive cockasian male.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 14, 2014, 09:59:02 AM
Nothing gay about 2 guys stretching each other out


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=360750.0;attach=396402;image)
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 14, 2014, 12:23:14 PM
how many of you guys get the g4p  pms here ?

I get them all the time. 
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: Archer77 on June 14, 2014, 12:47:50 PM
how many of you guys get the g4p  pms here ?

I get them all the time. 

I don't and that makes me feel ugly.
Title: Re: I got asked out by a man today
Post by: jodsy on June 14, 2014, 01:05:56 PM
i assume the continuation too the story is you gave him some light relief then arranged a date for later in the week