I'd pretty LAUGH so hard that I would throw up but seriously Tre, I've seen that video where you were trying to lift a relatively baby weight to me and you gassed out and couldn't even do one decent rep.
Stick to licking women bodybuilder's feet.
Judging by your pathetic
contest day conditioning
, my 'light day' would kill you.
As I said, I'm going to be hurting, too, but you'll be begging for mercy and throwing up.
And don't worry about the FBB feet...you'll *never* be man enough to get there, Sucka!