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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2012, 04:40:51 AM »
Started up the cardio again :(

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2012, 11:55:11 AM »
You tie a stick in front of your face with a beer on a string just out of reach ???
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #52 on: August 29, 2012, 03:44:54 PM »
I even told them I'd have a couple of cases of beer for when we finished :-\

I actually went to sign up for this yesterday and it's already full.  >:(

Who knew these things were so popular?

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2012, 06:42:42 AM »
I actually went to sign up for this yesterday and it's already full.  >:(

Who knew these things were so popular?

I was suprised myself first time I went at how many people were there.


....nothing like "waiting" until it was full so you dont get your ass kicked ;)

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #54 on: September 09, 2012, 06:09:53 PM »
Maybe I should have a "Hillbilly Dash"  plenty of land to use in WNC.  I could incorporate a mandatory 12 pack before starting, eating a mess of taters in the middle and the ever popular "watch this boys!" finish where the participants have to do something in their truck.

Charge a $20 entry fee and let the fun begin!  Yeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #55 on: September 09, 2012, 06:39:13 PM »
Maybe I should have a "Hillbilly Dash"  plenty of land to use in WNC.  I could incorporate a mandatory 12 pack before starting, eating a mess of taters in the middle and the ever popular "watch this boys!" finish where the participants have to do something in their truck.

Charge a $20 entry fee and let the fun begin!  Yeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!
Sounds like a normal weekend for guys like you.

When are you sending chaos some shine?
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #56 on: September 10, 2012, 12:14:57 PM »
Sounds like a normal weekend for guys like you.

When are you sending chaos some shine?

Shine is hard to come by in Raleigh..... some day when I get back to the mountains to live I'm going to build a still, just for the hell of it.

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #57 on: September 10, 2012, 11:54:40 PM »
Shine is hard to come by in Raleigh..... some day when I get back to the mountains to live I'm going to build a still, just for the hell of it.

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #58 on: September 11, 2012, 07:12:28 AM »
Sounds like a normal weekend for guys like you.

When are you sending chaos some shine?

Needs to be guns involved if it's a southern warrior dash.

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2012, 10:52:20 AM »
Did a 1-1/2mile trail run through the woods last night.

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #60 on: September 13, 2012, 12:20:18 PM »
Did a 1-1/2mile trail run through the woods last night.

That's a nice warm-up. So how far did you go on the actual run?

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #61 on: September 13, 2012, 05:45:35 PM »
Needs to be guns involved if it's a southern warrior dash.

Showin' your yankeeness again.... ::)   We involve guns in everything, so need to even mention them.

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #62 on: September 13, 2012, 05:48:53 PM »
That's a nice warm-up. So how far did you go on the actual run?
How far is it to the nearest liquor store ???
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #63 on: September 14, 2012, 09:30:49 AM »
That's a nice warm-up. So how far did you go on the actual run?

Ran 1-1/4...last part is the hardest,all uphill...stopped for some weirdo,hippy's playing frisbee golf ::)
then walked and then ran again.

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #64 on: September 21, 2012, 01:34:32 PM »
We shall see how it goes on Sunday 8)

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #65 on: September 21, 2012, 02:18:30 PM »
We shall see how it goes on Sunday 8)

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #66 on: September 21, 2012, 03:28:43 PM »
Are you dashing in a thong brother?
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #67 on: September 21, 2012, 04:49:59 PM »
Are you dashing in a thong brother?
I'd pay to see that.
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #68 on: September 21, 2012, 05:13:25 PM »
Some guy from my work is running in this. I'm going to ask him on Monday if he saw any bald midgets passed out on the side of the course from exhaustion.

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #69 on: September 23, 2012, 01:00:20 PM »
Some guy from my work is running in this. I'm going to ask him on Monday if he saw any bald midgets passed out on the side of the course from exhaustion.

With one of those beer-hat things on no doubt. 

Anyone know how our Clavin finished in this "Rainbow Warrior Dash?"

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #70 on: September 23, 2012, 01:07:36 PM »
With one of those beer-hat things on no doubt. 

Anyone know how our Clavin finished in this "Rainbow Warrior Dash?"

A reference to a big moment in NZ's history? I'm impressed  8)
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #71 on: September 23, 2012, 02:38:20 PM »
A reference to a big moment in NZ's history? I'm impressed  8)
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #72 on: September 23, 2012, 06:20:35 PM »
A reference to a big moment in NZ's history? I'm impressed  8)

Let me guess. Those "Rainbow Warrior" dashes end with you having a train run on you by a group of rampaging Maori men.

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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #73 on: September 24, 2012, 12:43:19 AM »
 Close  ::)

It was the sinking of a boat.

Your pappy was probably down at the pier that day sucking French peniles.
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Re: CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.
« Reply #74 on: September 24, 2012, 06:54:59 AM »
Did it in 38 min...first 1/2-3/4 mile was just running.then you had to run through tires{like in football training}then over a smashed up car,more tires then another car,more running then through tires hanging down on rope so you get bounced around.then under and around different size fences with barbwire wrapped around them,a wall climb with rope to help,incline wall climb with rope,cargo net climb,then a sidways wall climb over water just using little hand grips and toe holds{my friend said she saw a girl slip and fall into the water below and break either her leg or ankle},run through trails in the woods,then a walk,crawl,slip through some serious mud and water,a walk over a rope bridge then back,to back,to back wall climbs,a crawl through the mud while going under barbwire...then finish!



...damn it was fun and a lot easier then the last one I did 8)