House of the Sniffing Perv
There is a Girl in Delaware
Joe calls her "Ashley Bum"
And it's been the target of many "Joe Loads"
And God, He drained his cum
[Verse 1]
His mother was a big whore
She blew on ole Cornpop
His father was a brain dead kvnt
Who guzzled Joe's Pink-Pop
[Verse 2]
Now the only thing a P3do needs
Is a small girl in a skirt
And the only time Joe is satisfied
Is when he makes her squirt
[Instrumental Break]
[Organ Solo]
[Verse 3]
Oh, mothers, tell your children
Not to go near Pedo-Pete
Spends his life just sniffing on kids
and showing girls his meat
[Verse 4]
Joe got one foot in the shower
Jizz going down the drain
He's going back to touch on her cheeks
Ashleys life of pain
[Chorus]
There is a Girl in Delaware
Joe calls her "Ashley Bum"
And it's been the target of many "Joe Loads"
And God, He drained his cum
