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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2011, 02:57:28 PM »

Brother, what you read above...

I didn't even get started, yet!

The American Dream is top 5 of all time.........

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2011, 04:36:58 PM »
The American Dream is top 5 of all time.........


Yes, he’s the top-5 on a lot of lists:

1.) Worst wrestling gimmicks

2.) Worst booker

3.) Most likely to be accidentally harpooned


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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2011, 06:22:41 PM »

Yes, he’s the top-5 on a lot of lists:

1.) Worst wrestling gimmicks

2.) Worst booker

3.) Most likely to be accidentally harpooned



He & Sapphire were better than Savage & Liz, Heenan & Hennig, Hart & Hogan, Paul E. & LOD. Both HOF legends forever remembered as the greatest duo to grace the squared circle bar none.......

Your POV is disappointing to me my friend  ;D

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2011, 06:33:47 PM »
He & Sapphire were better than Savage & Liz, Heenan & Hennig, Hart & Hogan, Paul E. & LOD. Both HOF legends forever remembered as the greatest duo to grace the squared circle bar none.......

Your POV is disappointing to me my friend  ;D


You probably already know this, but the Virgil character in WWF was meant as a dig at Rhodes (Virgil Runnels), who's product was running against Vince's at the time.


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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2011, 02:57:03 AM »
I thought Timmy was the worst poster on this board until I read this.

lol my friend you can have that spot all to yourself, im simply being facetious  ;D

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2011, 05:50:17 AM »
G-C-D is layering the sarcasm.

Regardless, there are no bad/wrong opinions; especially regarding grown men in spandex pretending to fight.

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2011, 06:00:37 AM »
G-C-D is layering the sarcasm.

Regardless, there are no bad/wrong opinions; especially regarding grown men in spandex pretending to fight.


i love this  ;D ;D ;D

The only decent angle i remember with Dusty was when Dustin was attacked in the crowd by Dibiase & Virgil, leading onto their tag battle at that years RR (?), which somehow managed to work its way into the Hennig / KVE angle. If i remember correctly KVE saved Dustin from a beat down because they had slated Texans before assaulting Dustin, & Dibiase then arranged to be a special guest ring announcer (forgive me for any inaccuracies, i was 9 years old lol).

Dibiase ultimately costing KVE the IC title devestated me, "Did you hear that? And NEW in-ter-con-tin-en-tal champion, MR PERFECT AHAHAHAHAHAHA".

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2011, 07:05:44 AM »
i love this  ;D ;D ;D

The only decent angle i remember with Dusty was when Dustin was attacked in the crowd by Dibiase & Virgil, leading onto their tag battle at that years RR (?), which somehow managed to work its way into the Hennig / KVE angle. If i remember correctly KVE saved Dustin from a beat down because they had slated Texans before assaulting Dustin, & Dibiase then arranged to be a special guest ring announcer (forgive me for any inaccuracies, i was 9 years old lol).

Dibiase ultimately costing KVE the IC title devestated me, "Did you hear that? And NEW in-ter-con-tin-en-tal champion, MR PERFECT AHAHAHAHAHAHA".


Yeah, but it worked out...especially after Kerry did not (as I-C champ).
I've given some thought to why KVE never really got over in the Fed, but could never come up with any kind of substantial conclusion.

However, starting with Hennig, we saw a string of incredible workers who restored prestige to the Intercontinental belt, and even elevated it beyond what it had ever seen.
Hennig, Bret, Shawn, Davey, etc... for quite a number of years, the best mat-workers in the company traded that belt.
Had Steamboat not pissed off the wrong people, I suspect he would have remained a strong player in that mix, as well.

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2011, 07:26:13 AM »
I dont think KVE was particularly strong on the mic, but he had a decent skill set in the ring and a look to die for. Vince had a habit of bringing in the best guys on offer in rival companies and relegating them to mid carders, i believe KVE was one such example. The fact he only had 1 foot was incredible but i too am at a loss as to why exactly he didnt become a top top face.

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2011, 05:16:56 PM »
You guys discussing Rhodes, his time in the WWF was just plain awful.  He had some great feuds with Sullivan in Florida, Tully and Flair in the mid-atlantic, etc.... not to mention the old days with Murdoch.  To base anything about the guy on turd-ball Mcmahon's shitty gimmicks that he gave virtually every worker from other territories is unfair. 


As for Kerry.  He was way over in Texas because of the way his dad pushed him.  Looked like a million bucks, avg at best in-ring and pure garbage on the mic.  I will say though that for much of his WWF run he only had half a foot, so I'm sure it had to limit him somewhat.    Man that family is a freakin' trainwreck and a half.....just wow....

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
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Re: Worst Gimmicks
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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2011, 05:52:55 PM »
Here we see the legend delivering his patented finisher...




...and, opener...

...and in-betweener...

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2011, 05:57:54 PM »
Tell me - when you guys were kids, did you or any of your little wrestling buddies even ONCE pretend to be THIS GUY:


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« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2011, 06:02:32 PM »
Tell me - when you guys were kids, did you or any of your little wrestling buddies even ONCE pretend to be THIS GUY:



The look no.....the idiotic "jive pimp from 1975 lingo"  yes.....  ;D

"I'm da towah of powah.....too sthweeeeet to be sowah !!!  If ya will !!!!!"  "Hard times is comin' !!!"  "Thony Shiavnoe.....there is a little bit of Midnight Wider in all of us !!!!"

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #41 on: October 22, 2011, 06:12:08 PM »
Rhodes is lucky some activist group never sued him for purposely mocking the handicapped.

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« Reply #42 on: October 22, 2011, 06:15:06 PM »
Rhodes is lucky some activist group never sued him for purposely mocking the handicapped.

How do you know he was "mocking?"  ;D

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #43 on: October 22, 2011, 06:39:43 PM »
I promith you thith: Wiff me ath bookah, you'll alwayth hay-ave fresh ideath and fresh milk!




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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #44 on: October 22, 2011, 08:43:58 PM »
I never understood the whole Golddust character

cool music tho



That's simple. Dustin needed a gimmick that was as FAAAAAAAR away from Dusty Rhodes as possible. It's safe to say that Goldust did the trick. Nobody thought of the "American Dream", when they saw Goldust.

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #45 on: October 22, 2011, 08:45:13 PM »
Worst gimmick?

That's a no-brainer....THE RED ROOSTER!!

Who the heck wrestles as a CHICKEN!!?

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2011, 05:18:53 AM »
Nobody thought of the "American Dream", when they saw Goldust.


You're right; the tranny gimmick was a huge step UP!!

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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2011, 06:06:08 PM »

You're right; the tranny gimmick was a huge step UP!!

True story. I was watching wrestling with my brother one night and goldust came on.  someone mentioned it was hard to believe that was Dusty's son....my brother just said...."yeah, its a real reach to think that fat guy with a lisp never sucked one...." in a deadpan voice.  ;D

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« Reply #48 on: October 24, 2011, 03:18:06 PM »
True story. I was watching wrestling with my brother one night and goldust came on.  someone mentioned it was hard to believe that was Dusty's son....my brother just said...."yeah, its a real reach to think that fat guy with a lisp never sucked one...." in a deadpan voice.  ;D

This post makes me wish Squadfather was here so he could post that pic of the fat kid on a motorcycle and write BOOM!!   :D
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Re: Worst Gimmicks
« Reply #49 on: October 25, 2011, 11:52:59 AM »
This post makes me wish Squadfather was here so he could post that pic of the fat kid on a motorcycle and write BOOM!!   :D

You mean the Rhodes Scholar/Olympia winner/guru known as Tbunz?