Yes bitches I got a job, I may be a skinnyfat balding twink nutjob, who can't get laid with no friends, who ocassionally enjoys salty banana's but I got a job.
Are you crazy??
Quit the job and take money for the blowjobs, buy steroids from it. The bigger you get, the more guys want blowjobs from you, the more money you get, the more steroids you can buy, the bigger you get.... you see the pattern?
Live the dream!!