Author Topic: BEST ACTION HERO NAMES! (Read 8616 times)

onlyme · « **Reply #25 on:** October 14, 2006, 11:50:39 AM »

gay alexxx is popular

knny187 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 14, 2006, 12:33:55 PM »

Alex sounds like a noise when my cat is busy caughing up a furball.

CT · « **Reply #27 on:** October 14, 2006, 12:52:14 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on October 14, 2006, 10:14:49 AM

I like the name Maximus. Sounds powerfull and strong. Almost like Alexander!

Wasn't Alexander gay? At least that's the current theory among historians.

CT · « **Reply #28 on:** October 14, 2006, 12:54:34 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on October 14, 2006, 10:20:06 AM

Stop it. Stop making up movies!

"A Clockwork Orange" is one of the best surealist movies of all time.

Stavios · « **Reply #29 on:** October 14, 2006, 12:54:52 PM »

Quote from: CT on October 14, 2006, 12:52:14 PM

Wasn't Alexander gay? At least that's the current theory among historians.

well after watching that poor movie with Collin Farell, I'd say he was gay

CT · « **Reply #30 on:** October 14, 2006, 12:57:17 PM »

Not actions heros, but still...

Brian Bosworth (too bad that Monday night hit by Bo Jackson killed his bad boy image an arguably led to the death of his football career)
Tank Abbott
Rip Torn (too bad it's the name of an fat old actor)
Mack Strong (probably the best even named NFL fullback)
Dick Butkus (the inherant strength of his last name makes up for his given name)

CT · « **Reply #31 on:** October 14, 2006, 12:59:50 PM »

Oh yeah I forgot...

Bronco Nagurski (the first real hard hitting RB in the NFL... in college he was actually All-American at two offensive position: running back and guard, the same year!!!)

alexxx · « **Reply #32 on:** October 14, 2006, 03:55:18 PM »

Alexander the great was weak. I am strong.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #33 on:** October 14, 2006, 04:00:06 PM »

Any of these:

Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefgnaw
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Sidecheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefrock
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist

/ring a bell with anybody?

jem123 · « **Reply #34 on:** October 14, 2006, 06:34:56 PM »

Muhatma Coat
Paddy O'Doors
Wendy boatcomein
Ruth Tiles
Scott Free
Dwayne Pipe
Tim OTay

The list is limitless

Jr. Yates · « **Reply #35 on:** October 14, 2006, 06:38:09 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on October 14, 2006, 04:00:06 PM

/ring a bell with anybody?

no.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #36 on:** October 14, 2006, 06:38:20 PM »

tony montana

jem123 · « **Reply #37 on:** October 14, 2006, 06:50:09 PM »

Johnny Utah
Johnny Bravo

Tapeworm · « **Reply #38 on:** October 14, 2006, 07:01:30 PM »

Brock Landers
Chest Rockwell

Anal Iceman Lubeth · « **Reply #39 on:** October 14, 2006, 07:04:22 PM »

Muff Crusher.

bmacsys · « **Reply #40 on:** October 15, 2006, 01:31:29 PM »

Quote from: corinth on October 14, 2006, 11:26:31 AM

Buford Pusser.....an original badass and his real name.

Nah, Buford T. Justice was the alltime bad ass lawman.

bmacsys · « **Reply #41 on:** October 15, 2006, 01:33:15 PM »

Max Rockatansky.

El_Spiko · « **Reply #42 on:** October 15, 2006, 09:42:50 PM »

Brock Samson, the Swedish Murder Machine

Mr. Intenseone · « **Reply #43 on:** October 15, 2006, 09:45:15 PM »

"Houston Street"

rccs · « **Reply #44 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:44:02 AM »

The one and only Tony Soprano

JasonH · « **Reply #45 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:53:16 AM »

Chester Copperpot

bmacsys · « **Reply #46 on:** October 16, 2006, 01:34:24 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Intenseone on October 15, 2006, 09:45:15 PM

"Houston Street"

Doesn't he close for the A's?

bmacsys · « **Reply #47 on:** October 16, 2006, 01:37:10 PM »

You can't have a goofy sounding Russian last name and be an action hero Alexxx.

K-1 · « **Reply #48 on:** October 16, 2006, 01:40:24 PM »

Sgt. Jericho "Action" Jackson

PRO_Crastinator · « **Reply #49 on:** October 16, 2006, 02:57:15 PM »

Captain Save a Ho
Handyman
Don Magic Juan
Smokey
Captain Crunch
Popeye
Captain Slap a Bitch
Pimp Daddy

Author Topic: BEST ACTION HERO NAMES! (Read 8616 times)

Stavios

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