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Are these jokes racists ?
« on: August 20, 2010, 01:52:11 PM »
Did any of you catch the David Hasselhoff roast on Comedy Central?
 
People are complaining about these jokes



Greg Giraldo: “Your liver is so shriveled, black and dead, if you put your ear to your side you can hear it going: ‘What you talkin’ bout Willis?' "


Lampanelli: “I don’t want to say David drank a lot, but his liver was so black and bloated it could have starred in ‘Precious.’”


Cummings: “Pam (Anderson), you’ve slept with Bret Michaels, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Why don’t you save yourself some time and drink a vat of Magic Johnson’s blood?”
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2010, 01:55:20 PM »
It really sucks that for all the roasts it's always the same bunch of hack talentless comics, they all suck, can't get jobs doing anything else so they have to do these roasts a few times per year to get by, who the F*ck is lampanelli, fat ugly, disgusting bitch that no one would touch with a 10 foot stick.. at least for the Captain Kirk roast they had some people there that were related to Wiliam Shatner, not these talentless hacks.
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2010, 01:56:40 PM »
Yes and yes.  I watched it and was wondering if it was an excuse to drop racist jokes without getting in trouble for it.  That coleman joke was pretty sketchy.
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2010, 01:57:57 PM »
Dean Martin is rolling over in his grave.

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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2010, 02:03:08 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on August 20, 2010, 01:56:40 PM
That coleman joke was pretty sketchy.
Did you see Seth MacFarlane's face  after that joke .
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2010, 02:08:57 PM »
In the old days, nothing was off limits and everyone embraced it.

You can't say anything these days. I think Montel Williams actually started the PC crap at the Friars Club with his whining of racism after Ted Danson dressed up in Black Face to roast Whoopi Goldberg.

Funny thing is he was dating her at the time and she is the one who suggested he do that.
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2010, 02:09:35 PM »
Quote from: Xerxes on August 20, 2010, 02:08:23 PM
What joke was that?

Anywhere I can see this roast?
Youtube
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2010, 02:10:24 PM »
Yes very racist out side of a comedy show
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2010, 02:10:35 PM »
Anyone know any racist white man jokes?
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2010, 02:10:58 PM »
Those jokes aren't racist.

Now, this..... this is racist  ;D

How do you know Noah was a White man?
No ni66er could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens.
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hey is this racist
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2010, 02:14:22 PM »
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2010, 04:29:46 PM »
Know the difference between a bowling ball and a black girl's pussy?























If you put a gun to my head you could make me eat a bowling ball.
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2010, 05:39:24 PM »
Quote from: che on August 20, 2010, 01:52:11 PM



Greg Giraldo: “Your liver is so shriveled, black and dead, if you put your ear to your side you can hear it going: ‘What you talkin’ bout Willis?' "



 :o :o ;D
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2010, 06:09:52 PM »
Quote from: SgtSpar on August 20, 2010, 04:29:46 PM
Know the difference between a bowling ball and a black girl's pussy?





If you put a gun to my head you could make me eat a bowling ball.
Either racist or someone's been dippin into some low grade black pussy./
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2010, 06:34:58 PM »
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2010, 07:23:08 PM »
Quote from: che on August 20, 2010, 06:34:58 PM


That was brilliant!  Can't believe he left Gilbert alone.
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2010, 07:04:53 AM »
Quote from: SgtSpar on August 20, 2010, 04:29:46 PM
Know the difference between a bowling ball and a black girl's pussy?



If you put a gun to my head you could make me eat a bowling ball.


LMFAO!  ;D


The "Presious" joke was my favorite from the roast, but I thought the whole thing was quite funny really.  If you catch these roasts on late at night they don't even censor them.
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2010, 08:33:06 AM »
Watched the whole Roast last night on a rerun, Lisa Lampinelli had the best burn of the night when she got Hulk Hogan.  She did his signature ear wave and asked him if he heard that, when he goes what? She replies its the sound of a 19yr olds balls bouncing off your ex wifes chin!!!! Holy Shit that was brutal!!!!
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2010, 08:41:47 AM »
What was the old dudes name that did a shitload of "racist" jokes back in the day but EVERYONE was ok with it... Super funny comic..

and then all of a sudden everyopne got sensitive :/ why?
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2010, 09:18:14 AM »
 ;)
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2010, 09:39:47 AM »
a bit more then halfway through this shows and some of the jokes are fucking priceless lol.

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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2010, 09:45:00 AM »
why isn't anyone complaining about the jew jokes?   ::) ::) ::)
a Holocaust joke should be worse then those black jokes right?   right?
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2010, 07:39:15 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on August 21, 2010, 09:45:00 AM
why isn't anyone complaining about the jew jokes?   ::) ::) ::)
a Holocaust joke should be worse then those black jokes right?   right?
I agree but thats not the way it is in the US. Black people can say the worst black jokes you can imagine and get away with it.   As soon as a white person makes a black joke then they need to apologize. This shit is never gona change until Obama gives them there 40 acres and a mule.
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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2010, 08:17:21 PM »
Now this is racist!! Amazing Racist!!  :o :o

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Re: Are these jokes racists ?
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