Author Topic: ESFitness thread- Vince is so creepy that... (Read 125966 times)

Army of One · « **Reply #1100 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:00:56 AM »

Vince is so creepy, that the first thing his patented Skynet bicep supinator machine will do when it gets artificial intelligence will be to strangle him.

bigmc · « **Reply #1101 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:02:38 AM »

vince is so creepy he handcuffs himself to his bed every night

Skorp1o · « **Reply #1102 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:02:59 AM »

Vince is so creepy "two guys one horse" declined his friend request on FB.

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #1103 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:04:25 AM »

Vince is so creepy ESFitness allows him to be disrespectful.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #1104 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:05:19 AM »

Vince is so creepy Allah made him an infidel as he didn't have enough under age virgins

BigCyp · « **Reply #1105 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:08:30 AM »

Vince is so creepy, people in this thread are scared to use commas, in case he jumps on them while they pause

Skorp1o · « **Reply #1106 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:08:41 AM »

Vince is so creepy, when the Titanic sank people drowned themselves to not share his rescue boat

BigCyp · « **Reply #1107 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:11:04 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on June 18, 2014, 08:08:41 AM

Vince is so creepy, when the Titanic sank people drowned themselves to not share his rescue boat

Vince is so creepy, the sex scene in that movie was not filmed by the actual crew but by vince hiding in a crate

Army of One · « **Reply #1108 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:11:24 AM »

Vince is so creepy, that on their first meeting he made Chris Hanson take a seat over there

Skorp1o · « **Reply #1109 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:17:38 AM »

Vince is so creepy, when he takes antibiotics, they go on strike based on moral grounds.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #1110 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:21:59 AM »

Quote from: Roger Bacon on June 17, 2014, 08:41:00 PM

haha... Doesn't Basile remind you of Morris?

lol for sure...

dr.chimps · « **Reply #1111 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:23:55 AM »

Buncha funny guys around here. A+

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #1112 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:27:05 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on June 18, 2014, 08:00:56 AM

Vince is so creepy, that the first thing his patented Skynet bicep supinator machine will do when it gets artificial intelligence will be to strangle him.

lmao

Skorp1o · « **Reply #1113 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:28:20 AM »

Vince is so creepy, Martin Luther King considered bringing back separatism to keep him away.

Army of One · « **Reply #1114 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:29:19 AM »

Vince is so creepy, that Derek Anthony purposely blew his kidneys out so he wouldn't have to cam with him anymore.

BigCyp · « **Reply #1115 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:29:37 AM »

Vince is so creepy, black font refuses to associate with his posts

Army of One · « **Reply #1116 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:32:11 AM »

Vince is so creepy, that Ron grew 3 extra chins for protection when he realised he might see him at an expo

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #1117 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:32:54 AM »

Vince is so creepy, he bangs 500 pound fat women for sport...

Skorp1o · « **Reply #1118 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:40:11 AM »

Vince is so creepy his idea of a strip club is a visit to the local birth hospital.

bigmc · « **Reply #1119 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:42:05 AM »

vince is so creepy his favourite pick up joint is the morgue

bigmc · « **Reply #1120 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:44:09 AM »

vince is so creepy he has redesigned his bedroom as an exact duplicate of the ice machine on the 18th floor of the mirage hotel

Simple Simon · « **Reply #1121 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:45:36 AM »

Vince is so creepy Josef fritzel once made his excuses and left to talk to someone else.

el numero uno · « **Reply #1122 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:48:15 AM »

Vince is so creepy, that Freddy Krueger has nightmares about him.

Frank Clairmonte · « **Reply #1123 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:49:58 AM »

this thread delivers

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #1124 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:51:49 AM »

Vince is so creepy Josef Mengele used to have wet dreams about him having a twin brother.

Author Topic: ESFitness thread- Vince is so creepy that... (Read 125966 times)

Simple Simon