Author Topic: You wake up one night and see Goodrum standing over you, what do? (Read 4695 times)

el numero uno · « **Reply #1 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:14:12 PM »

I'd grab and put whatever I can find between him and my cawk.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #2 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:15:58 PM »

Hold out a job application and watch him run....

Competitor 9 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:16:26 PM »

challenge him to a pose down and knock him off his feet with a mighty most muscular

el numero uno · « **Reply #4 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:19:22 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on February 02, 2015, 07:15:58 PM

Hold out a job application and watch him run....

lol

tommywishbone · « **Reply #5 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:22:55 PM »

Show him my 33" flat screen TV and watch him faint from envy.

Army of One · « **Reply #6 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:25:00 PM »

Throw a whole chicken breast down the garbage disposal and watch him lose an arm

polychronopolous · « **Reply #7 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:27:06 PM »

Hands were shook. A couple blow jobs were exchanged.

DanielPaul · « **Reply #8 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:27:29 PM »

We have this neighborhood watch guy named George so there's no way he's making it past my steps

che · « **Reply #9 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:27:38 PM »

Spit on his face and watch him run .

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #10 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:29:22 PM »

Pre-occupy him with my Vince Basile blow up doll while I make a hasty exit.

TheShape. · « **Reply #11 on:** February 02, 2015, 07:39:49 PM »

"Hold me back Vissy!"

calfzilla · « **Reply #12 on:** February 02, 2015, 08:27:40 PM »

Would feel comforted and safe.

chaos · « **Reply #13 on:** February 02, 2015, 08:58:51 PM »

Quote from: calfzilla on February 02, 2015, 08:27:40 PM

Would feel comforted and safe.

Hi Vissy

Skeletor · « **Reply #14 on:** February 02, 2015, 08:59:35 PM »

I'm drink Earl Grey tea.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #15 on:** February 02, 2015, 09:03:28 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on February 02, 2015, 07:15:58 PM

Hold out a job application and watch him run....

LMFAO.. Hahahahaha

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 02, 2015, 09:03:47 PM »

KFC and watermelon (dipped in beepollen and bitcoins) thrown at said assailant whilst singing the golden words "I'm Drink Earl Gay Tea" would have prevented this.

BB · « **Reply #17 on:** February 02, 2015, 09:33:29 PM »

Tell him to run over to Caliber Sleep Solutions and get me some knock off Ambien, and a nice sleeping mask. Then be disappointed when explains that he never actually stocks any products.