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Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« on: April 19, 2015, 10:43:08 AM »
Just realized he hasn't been around lately.  Did he get electrocuted?  Possibly fall into a paint can and drown?  I'm truly worried!   :-\
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2015, 10:46:39 AM »
The candle that burns most brightly burns most briefly.  And he's been around for a long time now.  Lotta years.
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2015, 10:49:46 AM »
He's training inner quads today using a 71 Chevrolet transmission and a broke lawn mower.
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2015, 10:50:03 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on April 19, 2015, 10:46:39 AM
The candle that burns most brightly burns most briefly.

LED lighting and new battery technology is rendering that statement obsolete.
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2015, 10:57:16 AM »
Akshually, there's some solar power gear I could get ahold of.  Wouldn't mind bouncing a few questions off the 'ol kerosine lantern of knowledge if he'd deign to grace us with his long-shadowed presence.
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2015, 02:43:07 PM »
He's still on his journey to standing press 185 via achieving a body weight of 500 pounds.
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2015, 02:45:32 PM »
I do not know if anyone recalls, but Johnny Falcon disproved Einsteins Theory of Special Relativity about a month ago. I suspect after that breakthrough, he is now working for some major universities.
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2015, 03:26:22 PM »
Pretty sure he is smoking meth somewhere thinking about things that are far beyond his thought process.
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2015, 03:46:58 PM »
Quote from: Twaddle on April 19, 2015, 10:43:08 AM
Just realized he hasn't been around lately.  Did he get electrocuted?  Possibly fall into a paint can and drown?  I'm truly worried!   :-\

Marty electrocuted himself trying to replicate a 1,000,000 volt Tesla coil in his back yard.
Not sure about the extent of the injury.

The other 3 could be having and endless 3 way in parts unknown?
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2015, 04:06:58 PM »
Quote from: Twaddle on April 19, 2015, 10:43:08 AM
Just realized he hasn't been around lately.  Did he get electrocuted?  Possibly fall into a paint can and drown?  I'm truly worried!   :-\
Should be obvious.  This is the money making time for home repairs and improvements.
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2015, 04:54:29 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on April 19, 2015, 03:26:22 PM
Pretty sure he is smoking meth somewhere thinking about things that are far beyond his thought process.

Lol
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2015, 04:54:43 PM »
Vacationing in Australia. Making music and popping butter on Booty's fun pillows
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Twaddle

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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2015, 05:22:33 PM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on April 19, 2015, 04:06:58 PM
Should be obvious.  This is the money making time for home repairs and improvements.

Is his work seasonal?  You're very close to him, what's the deal?  Tell him to come back.  We need his electrical knowledge.   :D
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Teutonic Knight

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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2015, 03:29:45 AM »
Visiting Nikola Tesla birthplace  ;)
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2015, 03:34:26 AM »
And how about his neighbor Mr Nobody?
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2015, 04:49:18 AM »
He probably slept with 5 lb weights on his limbs like he was promoting a while back... And died from a bloodclot.
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2015, 11:49:20 AM »
he's on a training camp at big bear with tito ortiz preparing for his fight with alistair overeem
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2015, 12:11:28 PM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on April 20, 2015, 03:34:26 AM
And how about his neighbor Mr Nobody?
Mr Nobody is sadly, Nowhere to be found...
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2015, 02:05:17 PM »
Isnt daddy wadddy the guy who won mr getbig some eight years ago??
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2015, 03:32:46 PM »
Quote from: Parker on April 20, 2015, 12:11:28 PM
Mr Nobody is sadly, Nowhere to be found...

I'm afraid he's...  :-\
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2015, 03:37:28 PM »
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Teutonic Knight

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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2015, 03:45:32 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on April 20, 2015, 03:37:28 PM
He died?  :'( :'( :-\

Abducted by Wiggz Nabiru aliens  :)
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2015, 04:08:56 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on April 20, 2015, 03:37:28 PM
He died?  :'( :'( :-\

I duno, but I'm worried..
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2015, 04:10:56 PM »
Quote from: Teutonic Knight on April 20, 2015, 03:45:32 PM
Abducted by Wiggz Nabiru aliens  :)

I wonder if they took him to a far off planet. :(
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Re: Where has Marty Champions been? AKA Daddy Waddy, Johnny Falcon, Marty Forkwater
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2015, 06:03:15 PM »
Quote from: Azzaro on April 20, 2015, 02:05:17 PM
Isnt daddy wadddy the guy who won mr getbig some eight years ago??

He won "The Don Ross Most Muscular" award in the contest.   I was the one that named the award and paid daddy/Johnny his $100.   :D
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