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Title: Al Rokker pooped his pants at the White House.
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 06, 2013, 05:34:26 PM
Watching his interview on Dateline, and he said he over ate after his surgery, and was at the White House and went to fart, but shit himself. Said he went to bathroom and threw out his underwear and went commando. What a disgusting dude. Side note, I did that in the sixth grade.

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Post by: arce1988 on January 06, 2013, 05:34:49 PM
  Nasty ass fat fuck
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Post by: WOOO on January 06, 2013, 05:40:59 PM
going commando was a good call... at least he didn't try on a pair of barrack's skivies instead
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Post by: NotSure on January 06, 2013, 06:10:43 PM
Typical ghet-toe black behavior.
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Post by: Archer77 on January 06, 2013, 06:14:42 PM
Typical ghet-toe black behavior.

Al Rokker ghetto? 
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Post by: The Ugly on January 06, 2013, 06:18:16 PM
What a disgusting dude. Side note, I did that in the sixth grade.


:D
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 06, 2013, 06:24:33 PM
Great Great Grandfather said that slaves never needed outhouses and that they could just crap on the go as needed.  Looks like Al Roker never forgot his roots which isn`t entirely a bad thing at all.
Title: Re: Al Rokker pooped his pants at the White House.
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 06, 2013, 06:38:25 PM
Great Great Grandfather said that slaves never needed outhouses and that they could just crap on the go as needed.  Looks like Al Roker never forgot his roots which isn`t entirely a bad thing at all.

My family has a bunch of property, farm land. They had black people who lived on the property that were employees and helped tend the land. One tract, 30 acres, had tons of old trash on it where they'd just throw the garbage out into the woods from their window. I would pick through it in middle school and would find old bottles. Blue and brown medicine bottles. Lots of value in that old stuff, some from 1800's.
Title: Re: Al Rokker pooped his pants at the White House.
Post by: syntaxmachine on January 07, 2013, 07:08:17 AM
My family has a bunch of property, farm land. They had black people who lived on the property that were employees and helped tend the land. One tract, 30 acres, had tons of old trash on it where they'd just throw the garbage out into the woods from their window. I would pick through it in middle school and would find old bottles. Blue and brown medicine bottles. Lots of value in that old stuff, some from 1800's.

Stumble upon any pyramid shits in the woods? That would be the greatest treasure of all.
Title: Re: Al Rokker pooped his pants at the White House.
Post by: _bruce_ on January 07, 2013, 07:09:51 AM
Stumble upon any pyramid shits in the grass? That would be the greatest treasure of all.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Al Rokker pooped his pants at the White House.
Post by: 240 is Back on January 07, 2013, 08:23:54 AM
wow, this is something a man shouldn't admit.
Title: Re: Al Rokker pooped his pants at the White House.
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 07, 2013, 08:26:51 AM
wow, this is something a man shouldn't admit.

Should I delete the last part of my original post then?
Title: Re: Al Rokker pooped his pants at the White House.
Post by: snx on January 07, 2013, 09:49:06 AM
Should I delete the last part of my original post then?

Yes. I believe senior kindergarten is the official cut-off age for being allowed to poop in your pants without societal repercussions. Don't quote me on that, but I think the UN has a doctrine about it.
Title: Re: Al Rokker pooped his pants at the White House.
Post by: Soul Crusher on January 07, 2013, 09:59:15 AM
Watching his interview on Dateline, and he said he over ate after his surgery, and was at the White House and went to fart, but shit himself. Said he went to bathroom and threw out his underwear and went commando. What a disgusting dude. Side note, I did that in the sixth grade.




No biggie - I'm sure Mobacca does the same thing weekly. 

Title: Re: Al Rokker pooped his pants at the White House.
Post by: funk51 on January 07, 2013, 01:05:10 PM
Watching his interview on Dateline, and he said he over ate after his surgery, and was at the White House and went to fart, but shit himself. Said he went to bathroom and threw out his underwear and went commando. What a disgusting dude. Side note, I did that in the sixth grade.


pavorotti had it in his contract that a toilet was to be within 500 ft for each of his proformances. he usually had one set up behind the kettledrum section of the orchestra. perhaps rokker should get this in his contract or at least wear a diaper.
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Post by: Parker on January 07, 2013, 01:10:23 PM
Watching his interview on Dateline, and he said he over ate after his surgery, and was at the White House and went to fart, but shit himself. Said he went to bathroom and threw out his underwear and went commando. What a disgusting dude. Side note, I did that in the sixth grade.


that operation he got, didn't help in curbing his appetite. He's not disciplined.
Shame, I think the only cure would be for his attractive wife to leave him---and then he'll take up drinking.
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Post by: snx on January 07, 2013, 01:10:30 PM
Shit happens.