girl invites you over

[JediTerminator]

get yo ass ova here for some fuck. 20 mins max stall time. limp dick from over tired, stimulant abuse, alcohol, weed.

what do? she gonna want the D. how would a guy stall out of this for another on a Friday when the girl begging for a hookup

[ProudVirgin69]

get yo ass ova here for some fuck. 20 mins max stall time. limp dick from over tired, stimulant abuse, alcohol, weed.

what do? she gonna want the D. how would a guy stall out of this for another on a Friday when the girl begging for a hookup

Put some tabasco sauce on your index finger & stick it in your anus before you "get it on".  You'll get an erection you could hang a flag from.

Old porno trick..... thank me later

[Hulkotron]

Put some tabasco sauce on your index finger & stick it in your anus before you "get it on".  You'll get an erection you could hang a flag from.

Old porno trick..... thank me later

x2

[Hulkotron]

There's a strong chance that you're a homosexual, but if not, try Viagra.

Haha, C4L are you saying that if a chick invites you over for a hump and you have a hard time getting a stiffy, this may be an indication of deeper problems?

[no one]

Put some tabasco sauce on your index finger & stick it in your anus before you "get it on".  You'll get an erection you could hang a flag from.

Old porno trick..... thank me later

x3

I didn't believe it worked but it does.

[stavios]

x3

I didn't believe it worked but it does.

lmao are you fucking serious ?? 

[240 is Back]

bring over your DVD of the 2005 Charlotte Pro.  Or you can borrow mine. I paid $40 for it.  Branch warren wins it, but you dont have to let your date know that.  Make her tingle in suspense, then right as they're about to announce the winner, you both climax together.  Amazing lovemaking and also bodybuilding related.

[Big Chiro Flex]

Put some tabasco sauce on your index finger & stick it in your anus before you "get it on".  You'll get an erection you could hang a flag from.

Old porno trick..... thank me later

X4

No such thing as Deca Dick when you use this trick. I learned it from some guys over on ProMuscle.com (no homo). Franks red hot is my sauce of choice.

[POB]

Put some tabasco sauce on your index finger & stick it in your anus before you "get it on".  You'll get an erection you could hang a flag from.

Old porno trick..... thank me later

For the advanced user have her insert the 1st 3 inches of the bottle as your starting to thrust have her push it deeper and deeper the harder she wants it. Be warned she will fall in love and be hard to ditch after this encounter

[ProudVirgin69]

For the advanced user have her insert the 1st 3 inches of the bottle as your starting to thrust have her push it deeper and deeper the harder she wants it. Be warned she will fall in love and be hard to ditch after this encounter

Please do not troll.

[240 is Back]

Put some tabasco sauce on your index finger & stick it in your anus before you "get it on".  You'll get an erection you could hang a flag from.

Old porno trick..... thank me later

is this for real?  Never done it.   No risk of infection of anything?

[phreak]

is this for real?  Never done it.   No risk of infection of anything?

Not as long as you don't have a shredded starfish from getting fucked frequently, as infection would require bacteria to have a direct route to your blood.

Pro tip: wash your hands really well after application. Sporting hardwood makes the ladies scream. Diddling their fish pudding with hot sauce fingers will also make them scream -- but not in a good way.


FYI: team Sriracha FTW.

[Henda]

Going off jedi's past posts the girl in question is most probaby massiveley obese and farts a lot and its no surprise he cannot get an erection.

[macos]

get yo ass ova here for some fuck. 20 mins max stall time. limp dick from over tired, stimulant abuse, alcohol, weed.

what do? she gonna want the D. how would a guy stall out of this for another on a Friday when the girl begging for a hookup

Shoot some liquid viagra with a slin needle in your dick.

[JasonH]

bring over your DVD of the 2005 Charlotte Pro.  Or you can borrow mine. I paid $40 for it.  Branch warren wins it, but you dont have to let your date know that.  Make her tingle in suspense, then right as they're about to announce the winner, you both climax together.  Amazing lovemaking and also bodybuilding related.

 

[The Wizard of Truth]

bring over your DVD of the 2005 Charlotte Pro.  Or you can borrow mine. I paid $40 for it.  Branch warren wins it, but you dont have to let your date know that.  Make her tingle in suspense, then right as they're about to announce the winner, you both climax together.  Amazing lovemaking and also bodybuilding related.

hahahahahhaha but dexter won it

[Rascal full]

Just go round and eat her box until she cums and then say you'll be back next friday. Problem solved 

[Hulkotron]

For the advanced user have her insert the 1st 3 inches of the bottle as your starting to thrust have her push it deeper and deeper the harder she wants it. Be warned she will fall in love and be hard to ditch after this encounter

Let's keep this thread focused on serious replies guy.

[tommywishbone]

10 mgs Cialis
5000 IU's HCG, that's HCG not HGH
One rail cocaine


You're welcome.

[_aj_]

10 mgs Cialis
5000 IU's HCG, that's HCG not HGH
One rail cocaine


You're welcome.

Tommy, is that rail done out of the anus? I am trying to collect my notes here...

[tommywishbone]

Tommy, is that rail done out of the anus? I am trying to collect my notes here...

   Negative sir negative! Traditional method; chop, line, straw, nose, snort.

[the trainer]

get yo ass ova here for some fuck. 20 mins max stall time. limp dick from over tired, stimulant abuse, alcohol, weed.

what do? she gonna want the D. how would a guy stall out of this for another on a Friday when the girl begging for a hookup

Sex is mental you can still get hard if you look at the right suff so since you are not getting hard from looking at her just run to your computer and look at the video of kia green stripping and getting blown under the towel, once your dick is hard then you can go fuck her and pretend that pussy excites you.

[_aj_]

[gmflex]

Oral and then finger her/ fist her if she allows ..
If no fist. Then at least finger her 2 or 3 fingers while while you lick the clit ..
Slide a finger in the anu's for guaranteed orgasm / climax..

[Mr Nobody]

Sluts.