Yes they are all.irrelevant nonsense.
Let's review:
You're nearly 50, or possibly older.
You've been convicted of a felony and put other peoples' lives at risk through taking a joyride under the influence.
You have an imaginary relationship that you acquired purely through your exceptional aesthetics (lol).
You like to troll message boards with people 20-30 years younger than you. When you can't pull it off, you say you're leaving, only to come back 5 minutes later and keep crying.
Glad we're on the same page.