"It was early March when I finally got a response to my ad. I turned on the answering machine and heard a rather gruff voice instructing me to cut all ties with my family and friends. I was told to go for a walk down Sycamore Street and light a cigarette when I got in front of the television store and a white cargo van would pull up and I would get in the back no questions asked. Well, I did what I was told and I was put in the van and blindfolded and secured. The trip in the van was quite long. Finally the van stopped and I was hustled out and the blindfold wasn't taken off until I was in a dark damp cellar with this bear of a man chaining me up to the bare cement wall. He cut my clothes off with a machete so there I was shackled and nude. I was fed a diet of human excrement and urine for days on end. I was sodomized several times a day, usually by my keeper but sometimes these biker looking guys came in and really let me have it. After a week of this I became very ill from the steady diet of human waste. I think my keeper sensed it and he started feeding me clean water and a variety of canned meats. Deviled Ham was my favorite."
