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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #275 on: September 10, 2015, 08:25:43 AM »
can someone please explain to me how these arms are 17 inches?

Yep sure, its a photoshopped photo I took with Apple's PhotoBooth which has effects on it so i can stretch yourself or make yourself smaller.
I was trying to make my nose look as big as possible for a laugh.



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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #276 on: September 10, 2015, 08:31:34 AM »
Yep sure, its a photoshopped photo I took with Apple's PhotoBooth which has effects on it so i can stretch yourself or make yourself smaller.
I was trying to make my nose look as big as possible for a laugh.


Absolutely false. This is you, dumbass.

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #277 on: September 10, 2015, 08:32:13 AM »
Yep sure, its a photoshopped photo I took with Apple's PhotoBooth which has effects on it so i can stretch yourself or make yourself smaller.
I was trying to make my nose look as big as possible for a laugh.




but
thats your real nose, based on this picture, they look the same. Also, is your neck even 14 inches? Its extremely skinny

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #278 on: September 10, 2015, 08:33:46 AM »
but
thats your real nose, based on this picture, they look the same.

As you can see, he has only been making Photo Booth pictures gigantifying his nose and deliberately minimizing his enormous jacked guns available to Getbig. It all makes sense now!

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #279 on: September 10, 2015, 08:34:11 AM »
but
thats your real nose, based on this picture, they look the same. Also, is your neck even 14 inches? Its extremely skinny

No the nose is way bigger in the shopped pic.

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #280 on: September 10, 2015, 08:34:47 AM »
As you can see, he has only been making Photo Booth pictures gigantifying his nose and deliberately minimizing his enormous jacked guns available to Getbig. It all makes sense now!

I find this guy very baffling. Its like a car crash, you cant look away.

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #281 on: September 10, 2015, 08:36:08 AM »
As you can see, he has only been making Photo Booth pictures gigantifying his nose and deliberately minimizing his enormous jacked guns available to Getbig. It all makes sense now!

why would I want to post my true pics on GB?

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #282 on: September 10, 2015, 08:38:52 AM »
I find this guy very baffling. Its like a car crash, you cant look away.

You have to admit, it's a fresh angle to explaining away how fucking crappy you might look. "I deliberately only release pictures where I look as weak as possible".

Only the dumbest of the dumb would buy it. It is fresh, though.

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #283 on: September 10, 2015, 08:43:02 AM »
Joon may be a complete pussy hole, but he does have a very good hairline.

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #284 on: September 10, 2015, 08:44:04 AM »
Joon may be a complete pussy hole, but he does have a very good hairline.

Once he gets ahold of masteron, that'll be a thing of the past.

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #285 on: September 10, 2015, 08:48:47 AM »
you cant look away.

It's pretty easy to, actually.
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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #286 on: September 10, 2015, 09:08:26 AM »
Joon getting owned to oblivion in this thread.   ;D

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #287 on: September 10, 2015, 09:37:42 AM »
but
thats your real nose, based on this picture, they look the same. Also, is your neck even 14 inches? Its extremely skinny


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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #288 on: September 10, 2015, 09:41:50 AM »
Joon getting owned to oblivion in this thread.   ;D

take this video clip as a metaphor to that statement


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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #289 on: September 10, 2015, 12:19:39 PM »
Once he gets ahold of masteron, that'll be a thing of the past.


mast doesn't affect my hair at all

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #290 on: September 10, 2015, 12:32:08 PM »
What have I missed?

Joon wheres me 10k  :D


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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #291 on: September 10, 2015, 12:36:10 PM »
What have I missed?

Joon wheres me 10k  :D



Bigro still begging for money.
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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #292 on: September 10, 2015, 12:40:02 PM »
What have I missed?

Joon wheres me 10k  :D



Jesus u got fat as fuck, standing next to me right now people wouldn't be able to tell much difference, maybe ur arms are bit bigger but I own u on legs bro.
People often confuse me as not having muscle when I am fat when in reality I have more muscle than most people around here.
It doesn't come out though till i get lean.

I am still on 8k.
betting again this weekend, was busy will see what happens and if I can hit 10k or not.


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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #293 on: September 10, 2015, 12:43:33 PM »
the delusions are strong on getbig as per usual.

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #294 on: September 10, 2015, 12:47:11 PM »
What have I missed?

Joon wheres me 10k  :D



Was this taken before or after this schmoe went deep sea diving?

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #295 on: September 10, 2015, 12:48:26 PM »
thats my dad lol

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #296 on: September 11, 2015, 04:25:08 AM »
I am in hospital!

Getting my stiches taken out

Gonna ask if I can go on cross trainer now without holding the handles

Lets see how he tries to bullshit me out of it this time

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #297 on: September 11, 2015, 04:41:51 AM »
thats my dad lol


Nice matching sandals.

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #298 on: September 11, 2015, 04:56:02 AM »
I am in hospital!

Getting my stiches taken out

Gonna ask if I can go on cross trainer now without holding the handles

Lets see how he tries to bullshit me out of it this time

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Re: I am Totally Devestated I was Completely Lied To About Shoulder Recovery
« Reply #299 on: September 11, 2015, 06:59:18 AM »
Well I just got home from the hospital after seeing my surgeon who took my stitches out.
He said I am not allowed to do any type of exercise including  running or getting on cross trainer for at least 6 weeks.
He said after 6 weeks I can do some cardio and light weights only after 3 months but nothing heavy.

Also apparently I was a right cu nt under anesthetic and it seems I was trying to kick people in my sleep.....lolololol

I am actually enjoying people making a fuss over me and doing shit for me thinking I am an invalid....lol

I wonder if I qualify for disability allowance now. I reckon I can blag my way into a getting a disabled badge, then I can park for free and don't have to pay congestion charge.
I'll get my doctor to blag a letter for me.

Great day at Doncaster racetrack today at the St. Ledgers meeting, live on Channel 4
I just fired up Betfair and gonna take few K out the game.