Surely someone has hit it
No, but his younger brother once gave me a pretty good handjob
Fixed
stick to things you're good at like preying on children and polishing off ten gallons of ice cream in a sitting.
Another twink trying to belong with the bigboys.........
Is "bigboys" the name of the group you belong to? The one where a group of 500 lb "men" ravage the buffet, head back to Sneaky Dee's for a "conference" and then hop in the 1985 Astro Van to Chuck E. Cheese to scout dates for the evening?
Its the group of guys that allow you to be their human sperm bank, and you lick their balls just so you can say you're one of the boys.........
Please keep your pedophile fantasies to yourself.