Mmm, all due respect. That's not it. But that is YOUR definition.
Honestly, why do you always play these stupid cat and mouse games on the board? Is it to demonstrate superiority by lording purported knowledge over others?
We all get it...you do this shit for a living and you're very good at it, etc...
Why don't you try contributing your knowledge instead of posting your passive-aggressive barbs? It's a little old and tired.
If you're so damned good at coaching, then be a coach on the boards for christ's sake.
Just tell the fucking guy what metabolism is, and be done with it. Teach/coach something...don't try to expose people and then laugh at them. It's childish bullying. Unless that's the only reason you come here. In which case, we have a lot of those guys here...get in line. And you're not funny enough to be one of them so work on your game.