You're probably just ashamed of your ding-dong
For the love of god,...didn't you take gym in school, public school or in college?...What if you end up in a branch of the military?
Although it was the nature of my gym that the other's were doctor's, lawyers, and engineers and I did converse with them in the locker room wearing drapes...
Similar environment in the locker room at the Golf Club where I workout, on occasion. Decent people that cover their pecker when possible. Plus they have a club house and wood veneer lockers. Makes all the difference.
The best gym I ever was a member at was the big central YMCA in Houston (I cried when it was demolished)...Freeweight area had so much mass it had an event horizon...machines of every description...classical steam and saunas that were not places of assignation...and some of you would not like this...professionally laundered gym clothes provided...no damned rock and roll band outfits...everyone was dressed the same.
if only leslie neilsen was alive today he could play him in the movie. who would play paterno?
Joe Pesci with a big pair of glasses?
Take a large dump in the middle of said shower when its packed and carry on acting as nothings out of the ordinary - report back with your findings
Good call