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Title: Whats the longest you guys have gone without jerking off?
Post by: danielson on June 23, 2007, 10:05:31 AM
Due to a sort of bet with a girl I am seeing, I haven't jerked off since last Friday, by far the longest I have ever went. I must say it sucks. The bitch works so much it's not like I see her that often anyway. It does make sex better being really horny and watching her gulp down huge loads though. Anyone else ever go 8 days?
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 23, 2007, 10:07:07 AM
Thats not healthy! You must have a huge nut sack at the moment!!
Title: Re: Whats the longest you guys have gone without jerking off?
Post by: danielson on June 23, 2007, 10:09:47 AM
Thats not healthy! You must have a huge nut sack at the moment!!

Well, I have had sex, so I have come. Just not by myself, and its getting irritating.  >:(
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 23, 2007, 10:12:03 AM
Well, I have had sex, so I have come. Just not by myself, and its getting irritating.  >:(

Haha I'd never give up jerking off, no matter if I was with a super model.....

How do you do it?? The discipline you have impresses me...
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Post by: danielson on June 23, 2007, 10:17:11 AM
Haha I'd never give up jerking off, no matter if I was with a super model.....

How do you do it?? The discipline you have impresses me...


I don't know how I managed all week tbh. Kept busy I guess. I want to now, but a try not to on saturdays ever. With the amount of alcohol and drugs I take on Saturdays I like to be good and horny if I am with a bitch. Problem is I am going over to my buddies pool a little later and haven't come since Wednesday, if theres any bitches there I will probably stare like a fkn retard cuz I am so horny. I have sent out a few texts to bitches, but no luck for a mid day fuck.  :'(
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on June 23, 2007, 10:55:32 AM
WHAT TIME IS IT? >:(
Title: Re: Whats the longest you guys have gone without jerking off?
Post by: danielson on June 23, 2007, 10:56:42 AM
WHAT TIME IS IT? >:(

2 pm
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on June 23, 2007, 10:58:48 AM
2 pm
1:58 PM  >:(
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Post by: The Squadfather on June 23, 2007, 12:20:33 PM
Thats not healthy! You must have a huge nut sack at the moment!!
hahahahaha, you would wonder about another man's ball sack wouldn't you, hahaha, what a penis smoker. ;D
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Post by: chaos on June 23, 2007, 03:07:33 PM
WHAT TIME IS IT? >:(
TIME TO GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK, BREAKS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(  >:( 
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Post by: Brixtonbulldog on June 23, 2007, 03:43:19 PM
I happen to know that one guy out of 10,000 that doesn't jerk off.  He's weird but he put me up to not wankin it for a month.  I only made it three weeks before I was snapping at everybody and getting a hard on every 5 mins.  Needless to say, it sucked and I'm never doing it again.
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Post by: Frauhorn on June 23, 2007, 06:08:41 PM
i've done 2 & 3 week stretches before

didn't come all week this week, had an epic beat off this morning to a kaylani lei dvd and blew a gallon. It was worth the wait tbh
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Post by: Bluto on June 27, 2007, 04:17:58 AM
over a decade when i was a kid
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Post by: Faust on June 27, 2007, 04:26:53 AM
After i jerked off the first time i swore to myself i'd never do it again.
I lasted 24 hours.  :-\

Now that's willpower!
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Post by: columbusdude82 on June 27, 2007, 04:34:53 AM
About 3 weeks when I was in junior high... that's the longest by far...

Now every once in a while I might go a week at a time or so... particularly if I come down with the flu or something...
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Post by: anvil on June 27, 2007, 11:04:05 AM
A few years ago I was curious about this very topic, I went for 9 days and then blasted like Peter North.

I've read jizzin' every day is good for prostate health so that sounds like a good excuse to make sure every day is a jerk-a-thon...
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Post by: EL Mariachi on June 27, 2007, 03:36:28 PM
Due to a sort of bet with a girl I am seeing, I haven't jerked off since last Friday, by far the longest I have ever went. I must say it sucks. The bitch works so much it's not like I see her that often anyway. It does make sex better being really horny and watching her gulp down huge loads though. Anyone else ever go 8 days?


yeah thats a nice cover up story danielsen, you had to tell that you have a girlfriend, so that nobody thinks that you re all lonely and desperate jerkoff.

you re pathetic.
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Post by: danielson on June 27, 2007, 03:38:13 PM

yeah thats a nice cover up story danielsen, you had to tell that you have a girlfriend, so that nobody thinks that you re all lonely and desperate jerkoff.

you re pathetic.

I have a girlfriend now? I will tell her, she will be ecstatic!
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Post by: EL Mariachi on June 27, 2007, 05:23:15 PM
I have a girlfriend now? I will tell her, she will be ecstatic!


hahahah
Title: Re: Whats the longest you guys have gone without jerking off?
Post by: danielson on June 27, 2007, 05:28:24 PM

hahahah

You ever get any pussy El Marachi? You are a good looking dude, good build etc. ;D
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Post by: Palpatine Q on June 27, 2007, 09:43:03 PM
Jerking off is the greatest thing on earth.

I just fucked my wife and then immediately went in the bathroom and jerked off thinking about the way I just fucked my wife
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Post by: bigkubby on June 28, 2007, 03:44:56 AM
Due to a sort of bet with a girl I am seeing, I haven't jerked off since last Friday, by far the longest I have ever went. I must say it sucks. The bitch works so much it's not like I see her that often anyway. It does make sex better being really horny and watching her gulp down huge loads though. Anyone else ever go 8 days?
yur nothing but a pussy whooped bitch who lets women control you. just another fag get lost.
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Post by: columbusdude82 on June 28, 2007, 04:01:50 AM
Jerking off is the greatest thing on earth.

I just fucked my wife and then immediately went in the bathroom and jerked off thinking about the way I just fucked my wife

Did you deflate "her" first?
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Post by: ripitupbaby on June 28, 2007, 11:33:15 AM
Jerking off is the greatest thing on earth.

I just fucked my wife and then immediately went in the bathroom and jerked off thinking about the way I just fucked my wife


LMAO.... :D

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Post by: corinth on June 28, 2007, 12:21:57 PM
No man should ever go more than 3 days without cleaning out the pipes.

It's been medically proven that it's good for your prostate to regularly empty the tank.

In addition to the medical reasons for cranking one out, there are also safety reasons as well.

I once went a whole week without jerking off (I had the flu) and when I finally did empty that load I nearly blew my girlfriend's tonsills off.  You can seriously hurt someone with a load that's too big.  I'll never take that chance again.
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Post by: The Squadfather on June 28, 2007, 12:28:16 PM
i've been popping off 2 sometimes three hefty loads a day since taking Zinc, i'm hornier on Zinc then i ever was on test and d bol.
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Post by: Always Sore on June 28, 2007, 12:36:44 PM
i've been popping off 2 sometimes three hefty loads a day since taking Zinc, i'm hornier on Zinc then i ever was on test and d bol.
Damm I have been taking Zinc for years ... what are you doing differently rubbing it on your crank?   ;D
Title: Re: Whats the longest you guys have gone without jerking off?
Post by: The Squadfather on June 28, 2007, 12:48:29 PM
Damm I have been taking Zinc for years ... what are you doing differently rubbing it on your crank?   ;D
nope just tablet form, i take the basic GNC brand, it's cheap, i usually use 30mg. a day, maybe it just affects people differently.
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Post by: Special Ed on June 28, 2007, 02:01:56 PM
This thread is useless without pics!

Gay Ed
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Post by: gtbro1 on June 29, 2007, 08:56:03 PM
Haha I'd never give up jerking off, no matter if I was with a super model.....

How do you do it?? The discipline you have impresses me...


it's his martial arts background.
Title: Re: Whats the longest you guys have gone without jerking off?
Post by: gtbro1 on June 29, 2007, 08:58:30 PM
nope just tablet form, i take the basic GNC brand, it's cheap, i usually use 30mg. a day, maybe it just affects people differently.


Ephedrine always made me horny as hell.
Title: Re: Whats the longest you guys have gone without jerking off?
Post by: The Squadfather on June 29, 2007, 08:59:11 PM

Ephedrine always made me horny as hell.
did the same for me too.
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Post by: 9 Ball Slim on June 30, 2007, 05:03:19 AM
You guys crack me the fuck up with all this 2 and 3 week shit.  Try spending 6 weeks in an overwatch position on the Pakistani border with 13 other dudes.  Living in a hole dug in the side of a hill; privacy is out the fuckin' window....so are showers, so you prolly wouldn't wanna' touch it anyway.

Don't event get me started on basic training......

Met a USAF Col who was a POW during Viet Nam...said he was so stressed out and malnourished, that he didn't whip it for the first 2 years he was in the Hanoi Hilton  :o
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Post by: MisterMagoo on June 30, 2007, 09:16:10 PM
Jerking off is the greatest thing on earth.

I just fucked my wife and then immediately went in the bathroom and jerked off thinking about the way I just fucked my wife

bahaha, post of the year, here.

6 weeks for me, but it was a long while ago. i was on one hell of a bender and let me tell you whiskey-dick hits me like a ton of bricks. i didn't even have to try to avoid jerking off that long, i just wasn't able to.