Author Topic: Ready for DA CAGE! (Read 1912 times)

Darren Avey · « **on:** August 16, 2013, 08:24:41 AM »

Steve "Parafin" from my gym ready for his debut IN DA CAGE this weekend!

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:26:57 AM »

Grats

SquatsRule · « **Reply #2 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:32:07 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on August 16, 2013, 08:24:41 AM

Steve "Parafin" from my gym ready for his debut IN DA CAGE this weekend!

I would get at least one more tattoo before the debut.

doison · « **Reply #3 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:38:23 AM »

Quote from: SquatsRule on August 16, 2013, 08:32:07 AM

I would get at least one more tattoo before the debut.

Nah...you want to go in as a "sleeper." No reason to tell the world how tough you really are

Regardless...something about the dude makes me want to see him win.

G_Thang · « **Reply #4 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:56:24 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on August 16, 2013, 08:24:41 AM

Steve "Parafin" from my gym ready for his debut IN DA CAGE this weekend!

i know a guy who got knocked out within 30 secs of his first match. you guy looks a bit soft like him. maybe he should roll around with "1" a bit since he's proficient at fighting crack addicts in the streets of NYC, baby.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:15:13 AM »

He looks like a bitch.

WalterWhite · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:19:57 AM »

So what's he proficient in?

NotMrAverage · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:22:08 AM »

Nickname? DA GRILL!

HIS HARD AS NAILS OPPONENT TOOTH FAIRY HAVE BEEN TRAINING LIKE A MACHINE, EATING LIKE A MACHINE, BEEN SLEEPING IN A SPECIALLY DESIGNED BED.

TRAINING'S GOT ONE GOAL DA GRILLS TEETH ENTER DA CAGE, BUT HE LEAVES DA CAGE TOTALLY GRILL-FREE

EATING IS MADE SIMPLE SINCE EVERYTHING IS MADE ON A GRILL MACHINE

TO BUILD UP ANGER TO NEVER SEEN BEFORE LEVELS HE SLEEPS ON A MACHINE, A GRILL MACHINE.

DA GRILL HAVE TATOOS ALL OVER THE TOOTH FAIRY GOT BURN MARKS. DA GRILL MIGHT SMILE FOR NOW BUT THE TOOTH FAIRY WILL TAKE THIS ONE HOME WITH EASE.

gilles · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:26:15 AM »

does he even lift?

hrspwr1 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:48:24 AM »

why does he have a key ring through his nipple? can you grab him by that thing and pull him around da cage or is that against tough guy rules?

arce1988 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2013, 10:53:02 AM »

congrats but why does he have so much ink?

Darren Avey · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2013, 03:47:02 PM »

Cos hes a cage fighter!

thebrink · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:56:08 PM »

obviously somebody made bail

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:57:29 PM »

Looks like my accountant.

MAXX · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:00:21 PM »

Quote from: SquatsRule on August 16, 2013, 08:32:07 AM

I would get at least one more tattoo before the debut.

definately. he should get some spiderwebbing on his elbows to compliment the spider on his chest. and some flames on his forearms.

that would be totally badass!

Marty Champions · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:14:42 PM »

doesnt look prepared at all for this fight

SquatsRule · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2013, 05:19:12 AM »

Quote from: MAXX on August 16, 2013, 09:00:21 PM

definately. he should get some spiderwebbing on his elbows to compliment the spider on his chest. and some flames on his forearms.

that would be totally badass!

Hahahaha! I was being sarcastic myself holmes.

Tito24 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2013, 05:46:58 AM »

looks like a twink

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2013, 06:01:41 AM »

Looks like the type that will have GoldenPalace.com tat'd across his back.

Psychopath · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2013, 08:57:06 AM »

Sev's drunkard uncle?

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2013, 10:09:59 AM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on August 16, 2013, 09:14:42 PM

doesnt look prepared at all for this fight

Wonder if Will could help him?

Darren Avey · « **Reply #21 on:** August 19, 2013, 10:36:41 AM »

He won by decision!!Yehh baby welcome to the top of da food chain!!!