Dear Masuimi,
This is Ben Johnson writing to you again regarding a matter that came to light earlier in the week. Please indulge me as I elaborate on what was discussed in the "Our Favorite Natty Dann Linn Thread".
Given your advances, it's clear you're attracted to me however I feel it's best we remain "friends"...Who knows, something may develop in the future but to be honest, I haven't even met you so it's all hypothetical. Yes, I'm attracted to you too and think you are hot, have an awesome body and a cute face. Unfortunately, certain circumstances dictate that things just can't be that way with us. Let's just say I have a lot of other "commitments" at the moment... (BTW You are also a very talented and creative individual which I respect and admire.)
Regarding our upcoming sushi date. I'm sorry I won't be in the area so we'll have to postpone it indefinitely.
Well, I'm off to the gym now, I hope I haven't been too insensitive.
Looking forward to hearing from you!!!
Best Wishes,
BJ