The pharaoh of muscle name's Nasser
He makes pumpkinheads here melt faster
Than any other man on this board
Haters his lifestyle they can't afford
The uncrowned champ some say three times at least,
300lbs with abs even in retirement a beast.
Huge as an ox, yet smart as a scholar
The target of haters that every day holler
Why is that man more successful than me?
Their negative posts hide their jealous envy
He is the wizard of truth, the man in the glasses
Women call beautiful and offer their asses
The haters that hate Team Nasser will say,
They find our posts lame and incredibly gay,
Meanwhile they post how they'd like to bang trannies,
Their physiques fat like pigs the resemblance uncanny.
As I finish this poem I would like to just say
Team Nasser owns your mind, and Nasser's on the way.
Team Nasser 2010