Hey, it's fun to pick on the guy and all, but saying he should be shot behind the stable is taking things a bit too far.
That's very GetBig, but still too far.
Instead of saying that he should be 'put down', it might be nicer to say something like 'decommissioned like an old battleship'.
No, wait...battleships did a lot of good in their day.
How about 'decommissioned like an old TAB Cola machine'?