i wrote this seconds after I watched
First of all, who the fuck is John Conor? I mean really...who the fuck is this guy? Since the second film, he's been 4 fucking different people and he gets worse and worse each time. What was awesome about T2 was that he was a skinny little brat, and all you heard in the first film was that he was going to save the world. So you're like "Oh alright, he's going to get his shit together". Then in the third, he's still a skinny little brat, but he's not doing shit with his life because he thought he saved the world already and was like "YOLO I'LL JUST CLEAN TOILETS"
Then comes Christian Bale. I thought it wasn't the best choice, but I understood his name value and honestly he did a good job playing a guy who came from humble beginnings, even though that movie was a piece of shit.
Now he's some chiseled fucking rugby player with an iron jaw 5 years later? Are you fucking kidding me? Who is this guy?
Moving past that, what's with this foo foo lame ass music. WHERE IS THE FUCKING TERMINATOR THEME?!?
This whole plot-line just looks like stupid girl-power bullshit. "THE RULES HAVE CHANGED"
Oh yeah? Did we really need to fuck up one of the best storylines ever because we needed more Sarah Conor? She was a bad ass bitch in the first two movies, and then she's dead from there on out. That's the legacy. Boom. It's over. Move the fuck on.
John Conor himself has had less time in this series than fucking Sarah at this point if you include that television. For the sake of the children, we get it. Sarah is a strong woman. We get it. Understood. So now we have to go back in time to make her stronger? WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY. So we can have a female lead in a series about her son.
What made the first Terminator great was that Sarah Conor was just some basic college bitch, then Kyle Reese came back in time, gave her the dick of her life, and told her that she was his best friend's mom and his best friend was going to save the world. Then she looses her shit and starts shooting everyone. Awesome.
Now she's some little brat with a shotgun saying super cool fucking taglines and repping that girl power so hard that it makes Arnold look weak. Yeah right. Go fuck yourself.
All in all, this looks like a horrible movie with a horrible plotline and I hope whoever wrote it gets a treatable form of cancer so they can think about the legacy they're leaving this earth and maybe improve on their mistake of writing this garbage.
PS, The Asian Terminator looks cool as hell. No one would see that coming.