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face of the earth.  Yehoshua Christ of Nazareth. Can't wait for your return sir.  Thanks for dying for all our sins. It's very unfortunate that all can't enjoy eternal life in heaven but that's what faith is all about.  I pray that all my fellow getbiggers, believers and non-believers, friends and foes, are watched over and their families protected.

In your name I pray. Amen.


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Rock and roll jesus. Bet he's slamming pussy in heaven right now.

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I wonder how Jesus Christ fits into the whole shape shifting reptilian theory. No doubt JC was a shape shifter. Probably how he walked on water--transformed into an Epic animal to achieve that feat.
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You are right, it is Issac Newton`s birthday today.


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I wonder how Jesus Christ fits into the whole shape shifting reptilian theory. No doubt JC was a shape shifter. Probably how he walked on water--transformed into an Epic animal to achieve that feat.

He can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. He knows all there is, was and ever will be. Can you imagine a being that can affect things on a subatomic level?  No, you can't.  He is who he said he was and what was prophesied. 
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Jesus was born in the warmer months this is a historical fact.

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Wiggs is a cool "guy".
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He can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. He knows all there is, was and ever will be. Can you imagine a being that can affect things on a subatomic level?  No, you can't.  He is who he said he was and what was prophesied. 

lol, pretty sure every "being" can "affect things on a subatomic level"

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Jesus was born in the warmer months this is a historical fact.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2012, 11:49:30 PM »
face of the earth.  Yehoshua Christ of Nazareth. Can't wait for your return sir.  Thanks for dying for all our sins. It's very unfortunate that all can't enjoy eternal life in heaven but that's what faith is all about.  I pray that all my fellow getbiggers, believers and non-believers, friends and foes, are watched over and their families protected.

In your name I pray. Amen.


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Congratulations on your special powers to know things.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2012, 02:21:02 AM »
face of the earth.  Yehoshua Christ of Nazareth. Can't wait for your return sir.  Thanks for dying for all our sins. It's very unfortunate that all can't enjoy eternal life in heaven but that's what faith is all about.  I pray that all my fellow getbiggers, believers and non-believers, friends and foes, are watched over and their families protected.

In your name I pray. Amen.


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Actually regardless wether he is the son of God or not he is the most influential and popular being to ever walk the planet. No one even comes close and his death was the pinnacle of mankind, single most influential death of all time that even our modern global calender is based on him. The biggest holidays are also based on him. Nothing can change this no matter who comes next, will not make a difference, it's to late for anyone else to surpass his legacy.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2012, 02:27:05 AM »
In reading the synoptic gospels he was either born on jan 4th or the 6th. The reason for the Christian celebration on dec 25 was to mask the day within the roman calendar (end of the festival of Mithra if I remember correctly).

Jesus was just a man. He's inspired a lot of good but also a lot of evil.

Go forth my children and just be fucking nice to each other and leave your primitive religious views at the door.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2012, 02:37:09 AM »
Actually regardless wether he is the son of God or not he is the most influential and popular being to ever walk the planet. No one even comes close and his death was the pinnacle of mankind, single most influential death of all time that even our modern global calender is based on him. The biggest holidays are also based on him. Nothing can change this no matter who comes next, will not make a difference, it's to late for anyone else to surpass his legacy.
Congratulations on acquiring your power to know the future.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2012, 02:40:07 AM »
His actual name was Immanuel or Jmmanuel.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2012, 02:46:01 AM »
Congratulations on your special powers to know things.


it does not take a rocket scientist to know this, the influence will only grow from here as it always has been. Tell me sir of a possible scenario that can change this. Anyone with an IQ of 30 would know this to be the case

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2012, 02:59:06 AM »
Yehoshua Christ of Nazareth.

He's a hell of a vocalist..


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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2012, 03:02:13 AM »
thought this was about coleman

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2012, 03:55:14 AM »
Actually regardless wether he is the son of God or not he is the most influential and popular being to ever walk the planet. No one even comes close and his death was the pinnacle of mankind, single most influential death of all time that even our modern global calender is based on him. The biggest holidays are also based on him. Nothing can change this no matter who comes next, will not make a difference, it's to late for anyone else to surpass his legacy.

Correct.

Even non-Christian cultures have been influenced by Christmas and even Easter celebrations as part of their holidays.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2012, 03:56:47 AM »
Jesus was born in the warmer months this is a historical fact.

This.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2012, 03:59:06 AM »
In reading the synoptic gospels he was either born on jan 4th or the 6th. The reason for the Christian celebration on dec 25 was to mask the day within the roman calendar (end of the festival of Mithra if I remember correctly).

Jesus was just a man. He's inspired a lot of good but also a lot of evil.

Go forth my children and just be fucking nice to each other and leave your primitive religious views at the door.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2012, 04:08:01 AM »
Actually regardless wether he is the son of God or not he is the most influential and popular being to ever walk the planet. No one even comes close and his death was the pinnacle of mankind, single most influential death of all time that even our modern global calender is based on him. The biggest holidays are also based on him. Nothing can change this no matter who comes next, will not make a difference, it's to late for anyone else to surpass his legacy.

I agree with you man, so Adonis, you are again wrong even figuratively.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2012, 04:17:07 AM »
face of  Thanks for dying for all our sins.

Dying for my sins - sounds a bit socialist, who gave her that right ?

It's very unfortunate that all can't enjoy eternal life in heaven but that's

she sounds like a prick tease

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2012, 05:38:07 AM »
The date is obviously just symbolic because it was same as many of the birthdays of the ancient pagan gods and people traditionally celebrated on 25 December.

So it makes sense that the Romans would have held the celebration on the same date really. Also, as a way to try add legitimicy and to get more followers to the Emperor Constantine's favoured religion. He was still a followed of Sol Invictus (The Unconquered Sun) till his death bed when he was finally baptised.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the most powerful being to ever and will ever walk the
« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2012, 05:52:32 AM »
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