Author Topic: WOULD YOU READ DEREK ANOTHONYS COLUMN IN MD IF HE HAD ONE? (Read 2773 times)

rk272727 · « **on:** February 13, 2008, 07:26:32 AM »

THERES TALK HE COULD GET ONE

Brutal_1 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:28:42 AM »

Quote from: rk272727 on February 13, 2008, 07:26:32 AM

THERES TALK HE COULD GET ONE

So what are you going to write about???

Pete Dimano · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:33:59 AM »

It would be a poor man's gregg valentino column.

You'd have derek talking about the haters, his lofty goals

See, even though Gregg is a joke, he still has CREDIBILITY in the sport - he was a dealer who did his time, and he has world record arms.

Derek, you did some j/o photo shoots. You're a mediocre NPC bodybuilder. You've used synthol in hideous ways. The gay cruice pics are embarassing. And most of all, you are a jerk. period. you're a jerk. You flip the bird on youtube and scream threats at nobody, you try so very hard to involve yourself in any feud to be important.

you're not. You're a mediocre bodybuilder with a wig who has done gay porn and who treats people like shit. I wouldn't read your column and I wouldn't let my kid read anything written by you.

rk272727 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:38:55 AM »

Quote from: Brutal_1 on February 13, 2008, 07:28:42 AM

So what are you going to write about???

im not writing that was almost funny

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:40:52 AM »

Would it be in ALL CAPS with no punctuation, terrible grammar, and lousy spelling?

_bruce_ · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:41:01 AM »

I don't buy the mag anymore.
But Dereks column would be a slap in the face towards any pro.

rocket · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:44:24 AM »

That would require me to get over the embarrassment of obtaining a copy of MD and I can't think of any way that is possible without basically admitting I'm a complete and utter idiot.

(Plus MD is too thick - it doesn't fit in my regulation fannypack)

Rottmag · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2008, 07:49:21 AM »

Quote from: Pete Dimano on February 13, 2008, 07:33:59 AM

See, even though Gregg is a joke, he still has CREDIBILITY in the sport - he was a dealer who did his time, and he has world record arms.

Well, with that absurd comment, YOU'VE lost all credibility on these boards and YOU'RE a joke!

nuff said!

Blockhead · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:54:06 AM »

Okay.

Ed and I reached out to Derek to bring him on Big Nation to entertain the fellow Getbiggers. We aimed to call it 'Meltdown Radio' and maybe have a few of his arch enemies such as 'columbusdude' and 'spotter' call in.

He sent a ghost-written reply back to us saying that he would love to but he CAN'T because he might be getting a column in MD.

Ed and I put our heads together and came up with this hypothesis:

Dave and Team MD are filling his head with fale promises and they string him along with the idea of 'a paid position for the magazine' to keep him in-check. Notice he doesn't post here too often anymore? Know why that is? It's because he's been told or advised NOT to. People associate Derek with MD and when Derek comes on here fighting it tarnishes the image of MD a little bit more. So the idea is to keep him laying low and away from here. Same reason why other people from Team MD aren't allowed to post here(gimmicks don't count).

Ed and I were slightly discombobulated especially when he said to us..."FUCK MD...FUCK DAVE...I don't need them they don't pay me...get me on your show...it'll be awesome! " So, we didn't see the issue.

Then the epiphany hit us. He's being hypnotized by empty promises.

I know for a fact that Gregg Valentino is the only person on staff who writes his own column, by the way.

Bluto · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2008, 11:55:13 AM »

you assume we read md in the first place
to be honest i cant even bother to read the lengthy posts in this thread

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2008, 09:51:36 PM »

Derek would not be a good match for and MD column.

But I swear to god, if he wrote some MuscleBear stories for Colt, to be filler beween the gay homo shots, he would be rolling in the dough..................

KillerMonk · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2008, 10:26:52 PM »

Quote from: Pete Dimano on February 13, 2008, 07:33:59 AM

It would be a poor man's gregg valentino column.

You'd have derek talking about the haters, his lofty goals

See, even though Gregg is a joke, he still has CREDIBILITY in the sport - he was a dealer who did his time, and he has world record arms.

Derek, you did some j/o photo shoots. You're a mediocre NPC bodybuilder. You've used synthol in hideous ways. The gay cruice pics are embarassing. And most of all, you are a jerk. period. you're a jerk. You flip the bird on youtube and scream threats at nobody, you try so very hard to involve yourself in any feud to be important.

you're not. You're a mediocre bodybuilder with a wig who has done gay porn and who treats people like shit. I wouldn't read your column and I wouldn't let my kid read anything written by you.

I agree with Peter Dimano 100%.DA a complete disgrace, i wish all MD readers looked up Getbig on this douchebag

AlterEgo · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2008, 12:14:15 AM »

Quote from: rk272727 on February 13, 2008, 07:26:32 AM

THERES TALK HE COULD GET ONE

hi derek, chlamydia has to be takin its toll by now
i read it for humor purposes... but only if it comes in hetero

spotter · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2008, 04:31:06 PM »

Quote from: rk272727 on February 13, 2008, 07:26:32 AM

THERES TALK HE COULD GET ONE

The column might become something worth saving, (i.e.) like the Constitution, or the Declaration of Independence. I think Shawn ray should be the editor, since he & derek share a commonality! I just think basic rules should apply like, "I before E, except after C"! "Spelling is not just for Bee's"! "You might need a "Diktionary" for the dyslexic to understand it"!

Blockhead · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2008, 04:35:13 PM »

Quote from: spotter on February 14, 2008, 04:31:06 PM

The column might become something worth saving, (i.e.) like the Constitution, or the Declaration of Independence. I think Shawn ray should be the editor, since he & derek share a commonality! I just think basic rules should apply like, "I before E, except after C"! "Spelling is not just for Bee's"! "You might need a "Diktionary" for the dyslexic to understand it"!

For the GREAT ONE has spoken!

Why hasn't he been posting here? If he had a column at MD do you all think he'd get lots of questions sent to him by people wanting to know how to find a quality toupee?

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 14, 2008, 04:49:10 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on February 14, 2008, 04:35:13 PM

For the GREAT ONE has spoken!

Is there something, "Blockhead"?

technokc · « **Reply #16 on:** February 14, 2008, 07:35:54 PM »

Who the hell would read his column? I could just picture his threads looking something like this.

Dear Derek,
I've been trying sometime to get the perfect lighting in my gay photo's. While going down on a creepy old guy do you suggest I use natural lighting or artificial? I really want to capture the glisten of the semen when I drink it down. Also when posting on getbig what do you think is the best way to meltown? I notice you use lots of bad words and little kid language, do you think this is good advice for a beginner? Anyways thanks for your time and dont listen to anyone, your toupee is awesome!!!
MD for life!

HowieW · « **Reply #17 on:** February 14, 2008, 08:54:23 PM »

Quote from: spotter on February 14, 2008, 04:31:06 PM

The column might become something worth saving, (i.e.) like the Constitution, or the Declaration of Independence. I think Shawn ray should be the editor, since he & derek share a commonality! I just think basic rules should apply like, "I before E, except after C"! "Spelling is not just for Bee's"! "You might need a "Diktionary" for the dyslexic to understand it"!

Maybe it will get buried and discovered 2000 yrs from now in some cave, trapped in a half empy jar of whey protein and be thought to be a Holy relic like the dead sea scrolls.

"....and Derek A said, let ther be pec mass and it came to pass.

Smokincrazy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 14, 2008, 09:15:11 PM »

Derek would "spit mad game" in his column. Gimme a fuucckin break!!! Who the fuck would read that nonsense. The man specializes in taint licking and sucking off old fags. Lots to talk about there.

thisiskeith12 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 14, 2008, 09:17:05 PM »

Positivity!

derekanthony · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2008, 09:33:58 PM »

I DONT POST HERE CAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE YELLING BACK AND FOURTH WITH FUCKING TEENAGERS AND OLD QUEENS. WHO EITHER HAVE NO CONCEPT ABOUT BODYBUILDING OR WHO HAVE BUILDS.

AGAIN YOU DONT LIKE ME SAY HI TO ME AT TEH JETFUEL BOOTH ILL BE THERE WITH A SMILE !

TRULY

DEREK ANTHONY

Karl Kox · « **Reply #21 on:** February 14, 2008, 10:54:37 PM »

Matt C · « **Reply #22 on:** February 14, 2008, 11:06:46 PM »

Quote from: rk272727 on February 13, 2008, 07:26:32 AM

THERES TALK HE COULD GET ONE

haha, for a second I thought you were 240 or Bust making fun of Derek's writing style.

Da Freak · « **Reply #23 on:** February 14, 2008, 11:17:30 PM »

could use it when I run out of toilet paper....

James Blunt · « **Reply #24 on:** February 14, 2008, 11:27:10 PM »

Quote from: floyd davis on February 14, 2008, 10:00:56 PM

Fact is, all you AssWipes get on here and taunt Derek. He then predicably retaliates and challenges all you GetBig-bitches to 'say it to his face at a booth'.

And you know what, not one person takes him up on his threat! Oh yeah, i forgot that cum-stain Vince did!

Has anyone got the balls to take Derek out? Not likely.

You bunch of worseless shit-smears. Man up or take a ride!

Worseless? You seem about as educated as a flea.

Author Topic: WOULD YOU READ DEREK ANOTHONYS COLUMN IN MD IF HE HAD ONE? (Read 2773 times)

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