It would be a poor man's gregg valentino column.
You'd have derek talking about the haters, his lofty goals
See, even though Gregg is a joke, he still has CREDIBILITY in the sport - he was a dealer who did his time, and he has world record arms.
Derek, you did some j/o photo shoots. You're a mediocre NPC bodybuilder. You've used synthol in hideous ways. The gay cruice pics are embarassing. And most of all, you are a jerk. period. you're a jerk. You flip the bird on youtube and scream threats at nobody, you try so very hard to involve yourself in any feud to be important.
you're not. You're a mediocre bodybuilder with a wig who has done gay porn and who treats people like shit. I wouldn't read your column and I wouldn't let my kid read anything written by you.