Author Topic: the "let's point and laugh at people on plenty of fish" thread (Read 6397 times)

johnnynoname · « **on:** December 10, 2011, 08:55:11 AM »

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I think I'm a simple girl. Just looking for a friend that turns out to be the person I have been waiting for. Im a bit shy at first but I am quick to come out of my shell.

This is my second go at this site. I am not looking for a one night stand. I am not into the submissive/dominant thing. I just want to meet a semi-normal guy who wants to have what is preceived as a "normal" relationship.

Im a bit sarcastic, but this NJ who isn't!

Foreign Accents are a turn on for me, so thats definately an added bonus.

Drop me a line sometime.

~K

for some reason the "Foreign Accents" part makes me laugh

It's like, Antonio Banderas and that Spainish dude from "no country for old men" are beating the shit out of each other to E-vite this girl to there villas

Hulkotron · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2011, 08:55:33 AM »

Girls and sons, etc.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2011, 08:56:12 AM »

please, post your winners in this thread as well

_bruce_ · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2011, 08:56:39 AM »

Friendship material.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2011, 08:57:40 AM »

I'm pretty sure I would rather get a "all teeth" blow job from artie lange than wash the folds in this girl's gunt

johnnynoname · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:00:43 AM »

this chick would get more responses if she said:

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If you have ever had a fetish where you wanted to have sex with Afa or Sika then i'm the girl for you

Jizzacked · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:04:55 AM »

jnn, you should make a trolling profile on there and make a thread for all the messages you receive... it could be great

che · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:06:22 AM »

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Desperately lonely loser, SWM,32,miserable,apathetic, tired of tv and watching my roomates hair fall out. Seeks depressed, unattractive SWF, 25-32, no sense of humor, for long talks about the macabre.
or
SWM looking for blind female, any race or age. But of course blind people can't read-Fix me up with your friends.
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Bitter, disillusioned SM recently rejected by longtime fiancee seeks decent, reliable woman, If such a thing exists in this cruel world of hatchet faced witches.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:06:44 AM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on December 10, 2011, 09:04:55 AM

jnn, you should make a trolling profile on there and make a thread for all the messages you receive... it could be great

that's what I do with my regular POF account

actually, that is what disturbia does with his POF account as well.....damn, I miss that guy on here

johnnynoname · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:08:18 AM »

Quote from: che on December 10, 2011, 09:06:22 AM

Swlabr · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:09:43 AM »

Quote from: che on December 10, 2011, 09:06:22 AM

Stop posting these pictures to make fun of Wiggs, you cretin. He is a beautiful chocolate man, and an institution here at getbig.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:15:43 AM »

have you ever wanted to date a girl that looks like Dwight Scrhute with a mullet?

Krankenstein · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:16:54 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on December 10, 2011, 09:06:44 AM

that's what I do with my regular POF account

actually, that is what disturbia does with his POF account as well.....damn, I miss that guy on here

JNN....I thought about doing that.....but I realized that I would end up going even further into hell if I did....

Also, if you are seriously rude on there....they do ban you...FAST

johnnynoname · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:20:22 AM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on December 10, 2011, 09:16:54 AM

JNN....I thought about doing that.....but I realized that I would end up going even further into hell if I did....

Also, if you are seriously rude on there....they do ban you...FAST

i've read your posts- you are already going to hell so might as well just continue to live in sin, brother

Ive never been banned

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:23:02 AM »

When I worked in the airport as a firefighter we made up a fake account using obvious supermodel pictures and called her Nadia Vontavanka, we used all use it and get losers to meet her 'off the plane' haha, we would be in the cafe laughing as the men turned up to meet the fictional bitch. We even got of the lads handicapped brother to wank on webcam chatting to 'Nadia'

johnnynoname · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:25:25 AM »

Quote from: Imako on December 10, 2011, 09:23:02 AM

When I worked in the airport as a firefighter we made up a fake account using obvious supermodel pictures and called her Nadia Vontavanka, we used all use it and get losers to meet her 'off the plane' haha, we would be in the cafe laughing as the men turned up to meet the fictional bitch. We even got of the lads handicapped brother to wank on webcam chatting to 'Nadia'

this is pretty twisted.....and funny.......PLEASE TELL ME THAT DES WOULD TYPE THESE GUYS FROM TIME TO TIME

johnnynoname · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:26:09 AM »

okay, so this lady takes a pic of a pic of hers....what is that ?!

Swlabr · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:26:49 AM »

Quote from: Imako on December 10, 2011, 09:23:02 AM

When I worked in the airport as a firefighter we made up a fake account using obvious supermodel pictures and called her Nadia Vontavanka, we used all use it and get losers to meet her 'off the plane' haha, we would be in the cafe laughing as the men turned up to meet the fictional bitch. We even got of the lads handicapped brother to wank on webcam chatting to 'Nadia'

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:29:20 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on December 10, 2011, 09:25:25 AM

this is pretty twisted.....and funny.......PLEASE TELL ME THAT DES WOULD TYPE THESE GUYS FROM TIME TO TIME

Fuck no, Des cant spell
Check out some of the shit he writes on Facebook to women though
Des Daly, Waterford, Ireland
Im banned off facebook

johnnynoname · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:32:26 AM »

I call this chick a triple threat because not only is she fat and ugly........

....but she also has a half black kid

seriously, that is like the equivalent being served a shit sandwich with some warm piss as a chaser

Wiggs · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:32:32 AM »

johnnynoname · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:33:27 AM »

des daly might be the greatest person on the history of the internet/world

johnnynoname · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:38:48 AM »

where do I start?

wes · « **Reply #23 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:39:56 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on December 10, 2011, 08:57:40 AM

I'm pretty sure I would rather get a "all teeth" blow job from artie lange than wash the folds in this girl's gunt

Red Hook · « **Reply #24 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:40:36 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on December 10, 2011, 09:33:27 AM

des daly might be the greatest person on the history of the internet/world

Next time that you are in down in NYC send me a message...Me, you, Jaejona and couple other "getbiggers" will go girl hunting.

Author Topic: the "let's point and laugh at people on plenty of fish" thread (Read 6397 times)

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