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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2009, 05:11:13 PM »
Quote from: BuffGoddess on April 01, 2009, 11:52:50 PM
Why doesn't the UFC let women in??? We are just as competitive and hard hitting as the men! I myself have a record of 6-0 in boxing and am ready to try my hand at pro MMA... When you have someone of my caliber, why not let us in?? I will even go as far to say that I would battle a man to get my place. I have gone toe to toe with my ex boyfriend who weighed 100lbs more than me  and  my ex-husband who outweighed me by 75lbs, several times, and kicked their asses. My ex husband is Conner Black...Ask him if I'm a bad-ass... Google him, I'd be interested if he's still in prison for various violent crimes... My ex-boyfriend is Robert Lyle Edwards Jr, Both of these men can say I'm fully able to fight out of my weight class and win...Turn me loose in the UFC!!!! Do I care if they're pissed?  I'm now 175 and 15% bodyfat...and I'm still only 5'5"....I was 125lbs when I kicked their asses...

You had me until this ........ and hard hitting as the men! then I understood you were delusional and insane.
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2009, 05:50:10 PM »
Quote from: BuffGoddess on April 01, 2009, 11:52:50 PM
Why doesn't the UFC let women in???

They do, they are called ring card girls, and they are very entertaining
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2009, 10:04:53 PM »
Quote from: Migs on December 13, 2009, 05:50:10 PM
They do, they are called ring card girls, and they are very entertaining



 I believe to be a ring card girl, you must be good looking and have a nice body.
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2009, 03:04:24 AM »
Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on December 13, 2009, 10:04:53 PM


 I believe to be a ring card girl, you must be good looking and have a nice body.

Buff Goddess also has a penis, that dq's her from the jump for a women's division. 
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2009, 10:58:57 AM »
You guys are all forgetting that she'd need at least 2 years to clear all the fucking HORMONES running through her bloodstream... I mean it's not like she's taking a little halo, anavar and growth like most fighters... she's running a palumboism type stack
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #30 on: December 14, 2009, 02:24:58 PM »
If you're a "girl" on steroids, you should have to compete in the men's division.
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2009, 12:18:16 AM »
Nuf said... I'm still waiting to see the youtube vids of this buffgoddess dude sparring..
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2009, 03:35:52 AM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on December 23, 2009, 12:18:16 AM
Nuf said... I'm still waiting to see the youtube vids of this buffgoddess dude sparring..


oh dear lord...... what the fuck is it?
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2009, 04:22:25 AM »
here goes the resident bad ass...
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2009, 01:33:40 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on December 23, 2009, 12:18:16 AM
Nuf said... I'm still waiting to see the youtube vids of this buffgoddess dude sparring..


Is this thing real.  How can "it" pose as a girl.  That is one ugly fucker.  It would be shitty to have to go in the ring with this thing.  Can you imagine touching it.  No matter "it" wins.  I wonder if "it" has ever tried to go to the bathroom in a women's restroom. 
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2009, 01:42:45 PM »
Quote from: noworries on December 23, 2009, 01:33:40 PM
Is this thing real.  How can "it" pose as a girl.  That is one ugly fucker.  It would be shitty to have to go in the ring with this thing.  Can you imagine touching it.  No matter "it" wins.  I wonder if "it" has ever tried to go to the bathroom in a women's restroom. 

As real as it gets... it got laughed off the board and had a nuclear style meltd0wn about a year and a half ago when those pics were posted, now it's crawled back to getbig as an 'mma' fighter... LOL

either way, Kill it! Kill it with fire!!
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #36 on: December 23, 2009, 06:09:17 PM »
Quote from: rockyfortune on December 23, 2009, 04:22:25 AM
here goes the resident bad ass...

sweet Jesus, ive seen enough. no more. please.
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #37 on: December 23, 2009, 11:02:22 PM »
they should do a women's season of the The Ultimate Fighter soon

i'd also like to see an ultimate fighter feature where fans can vote fighters in or out like american idol

that way kimbo could of come back last year and one the show
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2009, 09:44:06 PM »
To help her out I've made up a list of 10 things that she could do,to make herself more attractive to men.

#1 WEAR TRADITIONAL ISLAMIC GARB COVERING ALL BUT THE EYES.
#2 PUT ON SKI MASK.
#3 SEW UP HOLES IN SKI MASK.
#4 HIRE ATTRACTIVE WOMAN TO STAND IN FRONT OF HER AT ALL TIMES.
#5 FEATHER ELECTROLYSIS.
#6 BEAK JOB.
#7 PUT PAPER BAG OVER SKI MASK.
#8 SHAVE HEAD,TATTOO PICTURE OF CINDY CRAWFORD'S FACE ON BACK OF HEAD,LEARN TO WALK
     BACKWARDS.
#9 GOUGE OUT EYES OF EVERY LIVING MAN ON EARTH.
#10  HAVE PRESIDENT MAKE EVERY DAY,HALLOWEEN.
  

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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #39 on: December 24, 2009, 10:18:39 PM »
Quote from: yng466 on December 24, 2009, 09:44:06 PM
To help her out I've made up a list of 10 things that she could make herself more attractive to men.

#1 WEAR TRADITIONAL ISLAMIC GARB COVERING ALL BUT THE EYES.
#2 PUT ON SKI MASK.
#3 SEW UP HOLES IN SKI MASK.
#4 HIRE ATTRACTIVE WOMAN TO STAND IN FRONT OF HER AT ALL TIMES.
#5 FEATHER ELECTROLYSIS.
#6 BEAK JOB.
#7 PUT PAPER BAG OVER SKI MASK.
#8 SHAVE HEAD,TATTOO PICTURE OF CINDY CRAWFORD'S FACE ON BACK OF HEAD,LEARN TO WALK
     BACKWARDS.
#9 GOUGE OUT EYES OF EVERY LIVING MAN ON EARTH.
#10  HAVE PRESIDENT MAKE EVERY DAY,HALLOWEEN.
   

That's a pretty solid list breh, learning to pee sitting down might help a tad bit, but not much.
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #40 on: December 24, 2009, 10:38:00 PM »
Quote from: *ChuteBoxe* on December 24, 2009, 10:18:39 PM
That's a pretty solid list breh, learning to pee sitting down might help a tad bit, but not much.
dude, "it's" cock would fall in the water!!!!

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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #41 on: December 25, 2009, 02:07:21 AM »
Yea,I think a man would have to be in prison an awful long time to find that sexy!
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #42 on: December 25, 2009, 07:53:34 AM »
She kinda looks like the main bad guy from the 80's movie Cobra, if anyone can dig up a pic of that guy it would be a pretty funny comparison.

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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #43 on: December 25, 2009, 08:15:16 AM »
And to think if we could kick her ass off this "BOARD" SHE WOULD STAND A CHANCE IN THAT CAGE! ;D
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #44 on: December 25, 2009, 10:52:00 AM »
Quote from: *ChuteBoxe* on December 25, 2009, 07:53:34 AM
She kinda looks like the main bad guy from the 80's movie Cobra, if anyone can dig up a pic of that guy it would be a pretty funny comparison.



Brian Thompson.

He's teh awesome.

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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #45 on: December 25, 2009, 03:11:12 PM »
Quote from: Hedgehog on December 25, 2009, 10:52:00 AM
Brian Thompson.

He's teh awesome.



what promotion and weight class does he fight for? i havent seen him before
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #46 on: December 25, 2009, 10:49:43 PM »
Quote from: marty31672 on December 25, 2009, 03:11:12 PM
what promotion and weight class does he fight for? i havent seen him before

He was in the X-files for a couple of episodes as an alien bounty hunter..
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #47 on: December 29, 2009, 02:07:25 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on December 23, 2009, 12:18:16 AM
Nuf said... I'm still waiting to see the youtube vids of this buffgoddess dude sparring..

I agree, if it's been in boxing and training MMA, there has to be some video somewhere. Notice it hasn't replied since called out. Also, trailor trash domestic fights don't count has boxing matches or qualify you as an MMA fighter.
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #48 on: December 29, 2009, 02:25:58 PM »
On the actual topic, I have no problem watching the women fight. I have found them to be very entertaining and skilled. I doubt UFC will have a womens division because I dont think the majority of fans want to see it but I'm sure eventually another org will give it a try.
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Re: Women in the UFC
« Reply #49 on: December 29, 2009, 02:29:20 PM »
Quote from: G.O.A.T. on December 29, 2009, 02:25:58 PM
I'm sure eventually another org will give it a try.

cyborg fights at the end of jan on the srikeforce card as a matter of fact
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