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Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« on: November 28, 2008, 08:23:41 PM »
Time to put these roided midgets on a stage, in thongs, oiled-up and watch them battle it out!

These two angry little midgets would make a great spectacle.

Oh yeah, news just in: Little Lee Priest has had his face tattoo 'joined' to his neck tattoo.

Yeah, just when you thought this munchkin was 'all done' with attention-seeking-behaviour he goes and gets more facial graffiti. He is 'just' so grown up!

Anyway, time to put the midgets on a stage!
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2008, 08:27:57 PM »
Quote from: hank wood on November 28, 2008, 08:23:41 PM
Time to put these roided midgets on a stage, in thongs, oiled-up and watch them battle it out!

These two angry little midgets would make a great spectacle.

Oh yeah, news just in: Little Lee Priest has had his face tattoo 'joined' to his neck tattoo.

Yeah, just when you thought this munchkin was 'all done' with attention-seeking-behaviour he goes and gets more facial graffiti. He is 'just' so grown up!

Anyway, time to put the midgets on a stage!

Meltdown. How tall are you there lil bud?
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2008, 08:28:28 PM »
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2008, 08:41:11 PM »
It could be huge money spinner for the IFBB....Battle of the Midgets!

Historically, people have loved to gather and watch these funny little men strut their stuff! 

Midgets have been bringing joy and laughter to theatre, side shows, pantomimes and pageants since time in memoriam.

Wake up IFBB.  The industry is just flooded with steroided funny little midgets like Priest and Henry.

It is time to capitalise on this embarrassment of riches. 

It is time to 'use' the midgets for what they are good for.  And that is, for laughter! 

Time to bring some joy and humour back to the IFBB!
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2008, 08:42:03 PM »
Quote from: hank wood on November 28, 2008, 08:41:11 PM
It could be huge money spinner for the IFBB....Battle of the Midgets!

Historically, people have loved to gather and watch these funny little men strut their stuff! 

Midgets have been bringing joy and laughter to theatre, side shows, pantomimes and pageants since time in memoriam.

Wake up IFBB.  The industry is just flooded with steroided funny little midgets like Priest and Henry.

It is time to capitalise on this embarrassment of riches. 

It is time to 'use' the midgets for what they are good for.  And that is, for laughter! 

Time to bring some joy and humour back to the IFBB!
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2008, 09:53:19 PM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on November 28, 2008, 08:42:03 PM
;D
sounds like a winner since there are a lot of midget bodybuilders
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 09:55:16 PM »
Quote from: hank wood on November 28, 2008, 08:23:41 PM
Anyway, time to put the midgets on a stage!

Already happened on Springer. Where have you been?  ::)

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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2008, 09:57:16 PM »
Quote from: hank wood on November 28, 2008, 08:41:11 PM

Historically, people have loved to gather and watch these funny little men strut their stuff! 

Joe, Ben and other schmoes agree with you
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2008, 11:26:08 PM »
Lee Priest would be a huge hit on the midget circuit.  With that face tattoo and his funny cork-up-the-ass waddle, the mainstream would be on the floor in stitches.

As for little Henry, well he likes to strut on tippy-toes with his lats flared.  The mainstream would get a kick out that munchkin as well.

It is time for the IFBB  to unite the sport.  Bring the little men together, Christ knows they are everywhere!

Time to restore credibility to this roided pageant...Time to let the midgets have their day in the sun!
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2008, 12:27:33 AM »
lol
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2008, 01:02:43 AM »
Quote from: titusisback on November 28, 2008, 09:55:16 PM
Already happened on Springer. Where have you been?  ::)



Best.  Midget fight.  Ever.
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2008, 06:15:10 PM »
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2008, 06:19:21 PM »
I blame the midgets for the decline in Bodybuilding popularity

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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2008, 06:23:32 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on November 29, 2008, 06:19:21 PM
I blame the midgets for the decline in Bodybuilding popularity


it does have an impact when all you see are midget roided freaks
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2008, 02:58:03 AM »
Quote from: Zach Trowbridge on November 29, 2008, 01:02:43 AM
Best.  Midget fight.  Ever.

God bless America ::)
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Re: Priest Vs. Henry; Battle of the Midgets!
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2008, 03:13:54 AM »
Quote from: hank wood on November 28, 2008, 11:26:08 PM
Lee Priest would be a huge hit on the midget circuit.  With that face tattoo and his funny cork-up-the-ass waddle, the mainstream would be on the floor in stitches.

As for little Henry, well he likes to strut on tippy-toes with his lats flared.  The mainstream would get a kick out that munchkin as well.

It is time for the IFBB  to unite the sport.  Bring the little men together, Christ knows they are everywhere!

Time to restore credibility to this roided pageant...Time to let the midgets have their day in the sun!
hahahaha  :D
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