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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2010, 06:12:42 PM »
how did noah stop the animals from fighting eachother?  how did noah gather two polar bears from the arctic, and still have time to go all the way to the pacific islands and get a komodo dragon?  he also had to stop in africa to get two gorillas.  how did he accomplish all of this before the world flooded?  how did a boat that is made of wood and rope support the weight of said animals?

Noah was a swole biblical mf'er

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2010, 06:19:29 PM »
that's the whole thing these people knew next to nothing in regards to time,weather,astrology,or the earth yet people take what these ancient people say to be the gospel...

There is a high possibility that there were antediluvian civilizations that were more advanced than us in our current state.

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2010, 06:20:41 PM »
Actually, God told Noah to leave the dinos behind because he knew they would eat all the other animals.  When the flood waters receded, the dinos became burried under many metres of mud and silt.  A few thousand years later, people are digging up these dino bones and falsely think they're millions of years old.  I thought that was common knowledge.
Hahhaha, I bet someone like Palin would tell that to her kids

on a serious note, didn't Discovery Channel or National Geo Channel do something showing that there are outlines of a huge boat on Mt Ararat? And aren't there Nasa pics of that as well. But because it is in a hostile area noone can really to and search that area.

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2010, 06:21:03 PM »
Do you really believe in Noah's ark ,Coach ?

If someone answers yes to this question it must only be a glitch in the matrix.  :(

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2010, 06:29:01 PM »
THE remains of Noah's Ark have been discovered 13,000ft up a Turkish mountain, it has been claimed.

A group of Chinese and Turkish evangelical explorers say they have found wooden remains on Mount Ararat in eastern Turkey.

They claim carbon dating proves the relics are 4,800 years old — around the same time the ark was said to be afloat.

Noah's Ark
Biblical tale ... Noah filled the ark with two of each animal species

Yeung Wing-Cheung, from the Noah's Ark Ministries International research team, said: "It's not 100 per cent that it is Noah's Ark, but we think it is 99.9 per cent that this is it."

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He said the structure contained several compartments, some with wooden beams, that they believe were used to house animals.

The group of evangelical archaeologists ruled out an established human settlement on the grounds none have ever been found above 11,000ft in the vicinity, Yeung said.

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Local Turkish officials will ask the central government in Ankara to apply for UNESCO World Heritage status so the site can be protected while a major archaeological dig is conducted.

The biblical story says that God decided to flood the Earth after seeing how corrupt it was.

He then told Noah to build an ark and fill it with two of every animal species.

After the flood waters receded, the Bible says, the ark came to rest on a mountain.

Many believe that Mount Ararat, the highest point in the region, is where the ark and her inhabitants ran aground.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2949640/Noahs-Ark-found-in-Turkey.html#ixzz0mJmCVe00


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2949640/Noahs-Ark-found-in-Turkey.html

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2010, 06:30:53 PM »
There is a high possibility that there were antediluvian civilizations that were more advanced than us in our current state.
Quite true, it's been said that the Ark of the Covenant used radiation to defeat foes...I would go on...but I'm just waking up.

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #56 on: April 27, 2010, 06:35:08 PM »
There is a high possibility that there were antediluvian civilizations that were more advanced than us in our current state.

regardless...some cat didn't live for 900 years and build a boat large enough to throw 2 of every animal on...

besides they didn't have Ipods or xbox's so they really weren't shit :D
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« Reply #57 on: April 27, 2010, 06:45:51 PM »
Quite true, it's been said that the Ark of the Covenant used radiation to defeat foes...I would go on...but I'm just waking up.

Post more later on when you can. Always been interested in that stuff.

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #58 on: April 27, 2010, 07:05:40 PM »
how the fuck can you re-populate the world with 2 animals anyway ....there would be no genetic variability

it would be incest which is damaging to the survival of organisms

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #59 on: April 27, 2010, 07:08:40 PM »
Post more later on when you can. Always been interested in that stuff.

yeh, that stuff is interesting, particular the stuff about the ancient advanced civilizations

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« Reply #60 on: April 27, 2010, 07:09:04 PM »
who would have thought humans in the 2000s with so much information available to them could still attach themselves to this bullshit

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #61 on: April 27, 2010, 07:09:21 PM »
how the fuck can you re-populate the world with 2 animals anyway ....there would be no genetic variability

it would be incest which is damaging to the survival of organisms
That's why a lot of pedophiles are currently christian church members!

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #62 on: April 27, 2010, 07:13:46 PM »
That's why a lot of pedophiles are currently christian church members!

what the fuck are you even talking about., i didnt see any post inviting morons into this dialogue


we get it, you dont like christianity....your such a rebel and a freethinker ::) ::)

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #63 on: April 27, 2010, 07:16:22 PM »
yeh, that stuff is interesting, particular the stuff about the ancient advanced civilizations


Read anything by Michael Cremo? There are some YouTube "clips" of him doing some radio interviews that you can listen to - about 10 mins each. Very interesting and makes sense too.

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #64 on: April 27, 2010, 07:16:45 PM »
THE remains of Noah's Ark have been discovered 13,000ft up a Turkish mountain, it has been claimed.

A group of Chinese and Turkish evangelical explorers say they have found wooden remains on Mount Ararat in eastern Turkey.

They claim carbon dating proves the relics are 4,800 years old — around the same time the ark was said to be afloat.

Noah's Ark
Biblical tale ... Noah filled the ark with two of each animal species

Yeung Wing-Cheung, from the Noah's Ark Ministries International research team, said: "It's not 100 per cent that it is Noah's Ark, but we think it is 99.9 per cent that this is it."

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He said the structure contained several compartments, some with wooden beams, that they believe were used to house animals.

The group of evangelical archaeologists ruled out an established human settlement on the grounds none have ever been found above 11,000ft in the vicinity, Yeung said.

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Local Turkish officials will ask the central government in Ankara to apply for UNESCO World Heritage status so the site can be protected while a major archaeological dig is conducted.

The biblical story says that God decided to flood the Earth after seeing how corrupt it was.

He then told Noah to build an ark and fill it with two of every animal species.

After the flood waters receded, the Bible says, the ark came to rest on a mountain.

Many believe that Mount Ararat, the highest point in the region, is where the ark and her inhabitants ran aground.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2949640/Noahs-Ark-found-in-Turkey.html#ixzz0mJmCVe00


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2949640/Noahs-Ark-found-in-Turkey.html
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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #65 on: April 27, 2010, 07:19:25 PM »
Read anything by Michael Cremo? There are some YouTube "clips" of him doing some radio interviews that you can listen to - about 10 mins each. Very interesting and makes sense too.

i'll check it out, what else it cool are stories about OOPARTS (out of place artifacts) from the past that have no explanation

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #66 on: April 27, 2010, 07:45:37 PM »
this stuff is pure comedy gold^^^keep um comin...
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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #67 on: April 27, 2010, 09:17:43 PM »
If you think the Ark was real you are a complete dumbass with no sense of reality. All the animals in the world on one boat in a few days. LOL. Keep christianing it up. Their trick is working you silly fool.

it was more than a few days it took them years to find all the animals
plus the ark was a huge boat probably bigger than a cruiseboat

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #68 on: April 27, 2010, 09:28:39 PM »
it was more than a few days it took them years to find all the animals
plus the ark was a huge boat probably bigger than a cruiseboat

LOL marty logged on
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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #69 on: April 27, 2010, 09:29:24 PM »
it was more than a few days it took them years to find all the animals
plus the ark was a huge boat probably bigger than a cruiseboat

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I'm pretty sure The Coaches Ex Wife Peggy was as big as the Arc.

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #70 on: April 27, 2010, 09:48:50 PM »
i have nothing against those that believe..BUT THE ARK DOES NOT EXIST.. this claim has gone on for over 100 years.. each year someone claims that they actually went inside it and look around.. yet no photos of the inside emerge.. and when turkey sends those to substantiate the claim it cant be found..  if it existed it would be the biggest find in history and turkey would be rolling in the tourists.. yet they dont even believe it..

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #71 on: April 27, 2010, 09:52:53 PM »
i have nothing against those that believe..BUT THE ARK DOES NOT EXIST.. this claim has gone on for over 100 years.. each year someone claims that they actually went inside it and look around.. yet no photos of the inside emerge.. and when turkey sends those to substantiate the claim it cant be found..  if it existed it would be the biggest find in history and turkey would be rolling in the tourists.. yet they dont even believe it..

the wood could of rotted and decomposed into the earth
its not like they had a way to water proof the boats back then

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #72 on: April 27, 2010, 10:21:38 PM »

one can add to the argument for a deluge not just what is written in sumerian, egyptian, babylonian texts, the bible, mesoamerican indian lore, native american indian lore, east indian belief systems but physical evidence of fossilised sea urchins found in limestone formations in the middle of the sahara desert.

the evidence for a great flood is too overwhelming to ignore, whether you are an atheist or not.

LMAO, where did all this water come from? the water cycle should have approximately the same amount of water, there would have to be massive, massive amounts of water to cover the earth completely, its absurd.

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #73 on: April 27, 2010, 10:22:49 PM »
LMAO, where did all this water come from? the water cycle should have approximately the same amount of water, there would have to be massive, massive amounts of water to cover the earth completely, its absurd.

chuck missler thinks that maybe some of the water came from mars when the planets were close

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Re: Noahs Ark Found
« Reply #74 on: April 27, 2010, 10:24:38 PM »
also, if adam and eve were the first two humans how did they populate the earth, wouldnt it be incest? wouldnt there offspring have to have sex with each other in order to produce offspring?

good times, this religion.