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Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« on: August 05, 2010, 09:35:04 PM »
You just won a record Powerball jackpot for over 400 million and end up taking home close to 250 million after all taxes are paid. If you could do one thing for a fellow Getbig poster with the money, what would you do?

A. I would fly to China and have an H1 Hummer the size of a house built and flown back to the states. I would then drive said Hummer to a one Alex23's house and proceed to drive the hummer on top of his house and park it there(crushing the house). I would then take pictures/video's and post them on Getbig for all to see. I would also hire Nasser to be my co-polite and he would tell Alex that the truck is all yours buddy.

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2010, 09:39:57 PM »
I'd have 2 kids from every race on the earth...That's what I'd do for the earth. 8)

Yes, I'm high.
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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2010, 09:46:51 PM »

I'd buy GETBIG  :o

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2010, 09:49:49 PM »
I would start my rest of life fuck as many hot women a day as I can buffette!
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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2010, 09:50:28 PM »
I'd have 2 kids from every race on the earth...That's what I'd do for the earth. 8)

Yes, I'm high.

he said...what would you do for a getbigger...toby...not for yourself?  >:(

i'd protect my man...gracie.

  

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2010, 10:04:09 PM »
I would have a time machine built and go back in time and hire Steve Irvin to hunt down the spider that almost killed Onlyme. I would present the dead spider to Onlyme on the set of the new Police Acadamy movie that I would be directing/producing/writing. Onlyme would be a star of the movie and Jonesy would have to be Onlyme's understudy. I would make sure that when I presented the dead spider to Onlyme that we were on the first level of a building so if he got so spooked and fell out of the window "ala-Happy Gilmore", it wouldn't kill him.

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2010, 12:39:49 AM »
I would make sure that when I presented the dead spider to Onlyme that we were on the first level of a building so if he got so spooked and fell out of the window "ala-Happy Gilmore", it wouldn't kill him.

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2010, 02:36:37 AM »
 would I think of Getbig? It would be the last of things I think about.

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2010, 03:06:45 AM »
I'd hire everyone a hooker, but it would be the same hooker so better hope your screename starts with an A.

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2010, 03:25:45 AM »
I'd hire everyone a hooker, but it would be the same hooker so better hope your screename starts with an A.

Do we get one round for each gimmick we have?

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2010, 03:45:10 AM »
I would buy Ron a lifetime supply of Klondite bars and buy 1 million dollars worth of bandwith for getbig. 

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2010, 06:11:29 AM »
I'd hire everyone a hooker, but it would be the same hooker so better hope your screename starts with an A.

My lucky day.  ;D

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2010, 06:43:47 AM »
I'd pay Johnny Falcon to come back. Posting on GB would be his job going forward.
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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2010, 08:18:42 AM »
JimmieJamm a Safety Squat Bar

Broadstreetbruiser a set of drums

ManBearPig a Dodge Charger with deep dish rims

Stormshadow a TOny RObbins DVD

Quickerblade a box of condoms

JNN some True Religion Jeans & a plane ticket to LA

Sev a toupee

Gene (nattywonder not Dante) some Raid flying insect spray and a trip to the dermatologist

Kiwiol a new laptop

XFACTOR nothing, he already has everything

BennyBlanco a GWB "Miss me yet" T-shirt

Parker that porche he has been eyeing'


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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2010, 08:41:17 AM »
You just won a record Powerball jackpot for over 400 million and end up taking home close to 250 million after all taxes are paid. If you could do one thing for a fellow Getbig poster with the money, what would you do?

A. I would fly to China and have an H1 Hummer the size of a house built and flown back to the states. I would then drive said Hummer to a one Alex23's house and proceed to drive the hummer on top of his house and park it there(crushing the house). I would then take pictures/video's and post them on Getbig for all to see. I would also hire Nasser to be my co-polite and he would tell Alex that the truck is all yours buddy.
I would promote a MAJOR contest and bribe every judge to pick Goodrum as the winner ( sorry , had to do it.)
Goodrum would finally get to tell GetBIG to kiss his ass, but he would screw it up and confess ( via forum story) that the show was fixed.
Then, would have a wrestle mania million dollar challenge of Bob Chick vs Vince Basille cage match.
The rest would be spent on big, hairy androgenic female bodybuilders as a full time schmo.

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2010, 08:43:08 AM »
JimmieJamm a Safety Squat Bar

Broadstreetbruiser a set of drums

ManBearPig a Dodge Charger with deep dish rims

Stormshadow a TOny RObbins DVD

Quickerblade a box of condoms

JNN some True Religion Jeans & a plane ticket to LA

Sev a toupee

Gene (nattywonder not Dante) some Raid flying insect spray and a trip to the dermatologist

Kiwiol a new laptop

XFACTOR nothing, he already has everything

BennyBlanco a GWB "Miss me yet" T-shirt

Parker that porche he has been eyeing'


Thanks DeeVon!  ;D
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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2010, 08:44:28 AM »
I would get chaos a face tattoo of someone like Brad Pitt.....chaos is one ugly son of a bitch :-X

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2010, 08:52:35 AM »
I'd do the following for you clowns:

1. Purchase a very large john deer tractor
2. Have it shipped to Switzerland (or anywhere I can find a nice super king sized crop field)
3. Contact the local news and simply say "Something legendary is about to take place!"
4. I'd proceed to cut out the words "MELTDOWN" and "ALL DRUGS" as large as I can in that field along with "HE WON"T RECOVER" so you know it's a G'Bigger b/c you won't hear from me since I"ll be locked up over there.  


all for you bitches!  ;)


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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2010, 09:00:16 AM »
I'd do the following for you clowns:

1. Purchase a very large john deer tractor
2. Have it shipped to Switzerland (or anywhere I can find a nice super king sized crop field)
3. Contact the local news and simply say "Something legendary is about to take place!"
4. I'd proceed to cut out the words "MELTDOWN" and "ALL DRUGS" as large as I can in that field along with "HE WON"T RECOVER" so you know it's a G'Bigger b/c you won't hear from me since I"ll be locked up over there.  


all for you bitches!  ;)



LMAO That is classic...finish it with "Hope this Helps"



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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2010, 09:43:42 AM »
i would fill a duffel bag full of 100 dollar bills......go down to a local restaraunt that i loved eating at until the owners husband started dressing up like a clown and performing there......have my buddy hold said duffel bag as i beat the clown within a inch of his life....and then  just start giving him money until he doesn't call the police.....and i will do this every day until he never shows up again, and he stops wearing a clown costume...

yes...my mortal enemy is a clown at a eatery.....and i know thats fucked up ;D

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2010, 11:29:19 AM »
I'd do the following for you clowns:

1. Purchase a very large john deer tractor
2. Have it shipped to Switzerland (or anywhere I can find a nice super king sized crop field)
3. Contact the local news and simply say "Something legendary is about to take place!"
4. I'd proceed to cut out the words "MELTDOWN" and "ALL DRUGS" as large as I can in that field along with "HE WON"T RECOVER" so you know it's a G'Bigger b/c you won't hear from me since I"ll be locked up over there.  


all for you bitches!  ;)



hahahah!!! great thread.

maybe you could take the giant tractor to Pakistan and (after contacting the news) write 'IS THERE SOMETHING, INDIA?' in giant letters visible from space  ;D

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2010, 12:52:18 PM »
I would be living the life trying to become an IFBB pro and then go out as an ultimate sacrifice to Getbig letting it be known that I died for you bitches

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2010, 02:30:05 PM »
400 mill? Shit, throw a huge party open bar with everyone, paying for hotel, travel expenses. Set up a projector with getbig on it and go through old threads while drinking  ;D
nice, im definitely there

id buy everyone 100 amps of test, 5 kits of gh, 10 bottles of cytomel, a pound of weed, and two hookers of their choosing every night for a month.

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Re: Getbig poster wins powerball for 400 million
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2010, 05:16:19 PM »
nice, im definitely there

id buy everyone 100 amps of test, 5 kits of gh, 10 bottles of cytomel, a pound of weed, and two hookers of their choosing every night for a month.

Fuck yes! 8)
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