This reminds me of an old joke...
An old drunk sits in a bar every night, and every night he sees this one guy leave with a cutie. Since the guy doesn't look like a movie star, the old drunk figures he must have some special trick.
He asks the guy his secret. The guy says, "It's simple. If I see a girl I like, I ask, 'Tickle your a** with a feather?' If she likes the idea, I'm in. If she gets indignant and says, 'Excuse me?' I say, 'It's starting to trickle outside. Awfully nasty weather.'"
So the old drunk sits back down and after a while he sees a girl he likes. He walks up to her and slurs, "Stick a feather up your a** ?" She says, "EXCUSE ME??" He replies, "I said, it's raining like a f**k outside!!"