I was dieting for a show ,I drove to Chicago and stopped at every subway ,and ordered just chicken breast to go (no bread or nothing),they all charged me different amounts ,(from 1 dollar to 3 dollars a piece),until I got to this place and this kid told me ,that he couldn't sale me just the chiken breast ,he said ,you have to buy the whole sandwich ,so I said fine ,charge me for the whole sandwich and keep the bread and just give me the chicken , he said I can't ,at the end of the day ,my boss count the pieces of bread and chicken left ,they have to be equal . ::)WTF ,so finally ,I ordered a footlong ,w/everything , I took the chicken breast out of it ,left the bread on the counter and left ,
kid's face priceless.