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You're a doctor and you walk into the room and see a bunch of 5%ers, what do you do? How do you react?
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Hemorrhagic stroke from not breathing right. Surely it had nothing to do with the handful of anadrol and ephedrine he took before the workout. Whatever it takes right babe?
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Hemorrhagic stroke from not breathing right. Surely it had nothing to do with the handful of anadrol and ephedrine he took before the workout. Whatever it takes right babe?
I just purchased a 5% gallon jug. Whatever it takes.
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Now here's a guy quietly going along just trying to live his life. Never saw it coming.
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Total retard, although a harmless one.
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#whateverittakes
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You're a doctor and you walk into the room and see a bunch of 5%ers, what do you do? How do you react?
You're killing it, with fire
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Now here's a guy quietly going along just trying to live his life. Never saw it coming.
I seriously hope he ends up ok, but THAT was get big gold!
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"he just didn't breath right" ::) ::) ::)
if I had to climb to the summit of this bullshit pyramid, I would probably see Wiggs and Falcon building a weed power plant on Nibiru, funded with Vince Venom's bitcoins.
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You're a doctor and you walk into the room and see a bunch of 5%ers, what do you do? How do you react?
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You're a doctor and you walk into the room and see a bunch of 5%ers, what do you do? How do you react?
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they will have a ward all to themselves soon.
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Thank you for waiting, unfortunately in my professional opinion we will need to amputate your right leg to save it from the rest of your disgusting body
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Blockhead looking good there
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The doctor shows up and goes 'There's a 5% chance you'll be alive in a week'
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OK, I can believe a valsava maneuver over pressure injury* on a leg press or something heavy could cause injury, but DB press? Really?
*which is presumably what they mean by 'not breathin right?' What else could it be?
ps - unrelated of course, but I watched him recently reviewing the 5% pre workout 'Mentality'
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#5%chanceofsurvivalpast45
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OK, I can believe a valsava maneuver over pressure injury* on a leg press or something heavy could cause injury, but DB press? Really?
*which is presumably what they mean by 'not breathin right?' What else could it be?
ps - unrelated of course, but I watched him recently reviewing the 5% pre workout 'Mentality' (pls can someone embed this properly, I can't do it from this tablet)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AKBWteuxSjg
Dude's arms look to have a lot of "foreign substances" in them. I wonder...
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brutal bro science diagnosis... remember to breathe boys and girls
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Good to see DLB has finally crossed over to the 5% team.
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Face tattoos are a great life choice
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He's going to "kill it", all right.
Name the organ. It is gonna be killed.
His arms are *yawn* full of shit and his tatted face is a dead giveaway to his compromised mental wellness.
Bunch of goofy bastards.
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The doctor shows up and goes 'There's a 5% chance you'll be alive in a week'
;D
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This guy does not seem to be able to catch his breath when he talks.
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This guy does not seem to be able to catch his breath when he talks.
Well, he's not breathing correctly! Why do you think he's in the hospital. Even though his insurance will only cover five percent of the bill?
No one ever taught him how to breathe right!
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Amazing! They're so insecure they flex in a "visiting my dear friend in a hospital" shot.
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Amazing! They're so insecure they flex in a "visiting my dear friend in a hospital" shot.
They would be doing the same thing when he passes next to his coffin...
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"we think he just didnt breathe right"
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Apparently I don't browse getbig often enough because I have no idea who any of those subhuman pieces of shit even are.
Looks like the perfect room for someone to blow up a box of anthrax.
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They would be doing the same thing when he passes next to his coffin...
At the risk of sounding a little morbid, just imagine these guys as pall-bearers! They'd be flexing and waddling so hard it would be a sight to behold... They'd be cramping up their bi's when the coffin was on their shoulders ha ha! And of course, the first one of these guys to go will have a fully wrapped and branded 5% coffin... #burythatsh1t!
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He'll be fine. I just saw on CNN the doc presribed these.
https://www.breatheright.com (https://www.breatheright.com)
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Piana was there more for the social media photo op rather than actually looking out for the welfare of his "friend"
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At the risk of sounding a little morbid, just imagine these guys as pall-bearers! They'd be flexing and waddling so hard it would be a sight to behold... They'd be cramping up their bi's when the coffin was on their shoulders ha ha! And of course, the first one of these guys to go will have a fully wrapped and branded 5% coffin... #burythatsh1t!
It would be similar to this (except they'd be carrying a coffin):
(http://broscience.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Screen-Shot-2015-09-28-at-12.23.22.png)
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mr white, if rich piana sent you a 5%"welcome to my world" string tank top would you wear it to the gym
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Where's Jason Genova? I guess Rich hasn't made him a 5%er yet... ??? ???
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He's going to "kill it", all right.
Name the organ. It is gonna be killed.
His arms are *yawn* full of shit and his tatted face is a dead giveaway to his compromised mental wellness.
Bunch of goofy bastards.
LOL ^^^
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welcome to the deadpool 2016 jens :D
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end of the Day itīs his choice. Probably is an OK Guy in real life. I remember a Tattoo studio near where i live there was a Tattooist who at the time just had a small Tribal on his face then some time later i saw him on TV at a Tattoo convention in Hannover his whole face and head were covered. Was a friendly guy though and has a studio near Hannover and is doing well from what i heard. Does some good Ink work. His Buddy at the time did a cover up for me. Just saying... ;D guy is well known now in Germany for his work. I had a good conversation with him was definitely not dumb. Donīt judge a Book by itīs cover...
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Amazing! They're so insecure they flex in a "visiting my dear friend in a hospital" shot.
You don't give flowers to a bodybuilder, you make a most muscular
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Tell the old guy on the right to run while he still has a chance.
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Is the oil supposed to look bad or is it some kind of fashion/lifestyle statement, like face tattoos or piercing?
Only asking because injected muscles or implants never look good. I'm curious if they serve some other purpose.
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#5%chanceofsurvivalpast45
:D
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Is the oil supposed to look bad or is it some kind of fashion/lifestyle statement, like face tattoos or piercing?
Only asking because injected muscles or implants never look good. I'm curious if they serve some other purpose.
In this context, what it appears to be is trying to look as hardcore as possible in the shortest amount of time. So, yes. It's a delusional person trying to also make a fashion/lifestyle statement.
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Is the oil supposed to look bad or is it some kind of fashion/lifestyle statement, like face tattoos or piercing?
Only asking because injected muscles or implants never look good. I'm curious if they serve some other purpose.
You're quite the hater - no entry into 5% heaven for you. >:(
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I think this guy was in a dannish tv serie about jails in denmark. Much smaller and less tattoos then
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#whateveritakes#trentillupissblood#livefastdiefaster#livingthedream#whitefencearoundhospital#
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At his funeral, will the priest be wearing a "Love It Kill It" shirt?
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#whateveritakes#trentillupissblood#livefastdiefaster#livingthedream#whitefencearoundhospital#
did rich send some sort of "memo" or is there something in the 5percent contract stating that a 5percent *gulp* "athlete" must make so and so number of social media posts a day and said athlete also needs to use certain hastags?
is there any sort of verbiage in there contracts?
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Is the oil supposed to look bad or is it some kind of fashion/lifestyle statement, like face tattoos or piercing?
Only asking because injected muscles or implants never look good. I'm curious if they serve some other purpose.
Natural selection.
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He really does look like shit... I remember in some video he said he wanted to compete one day lol. I'd like to see that mess....
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as we say in north korea - en svärmorsdröm
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You don't give flowers to a bodybuilder, you make a most muscular
Nice.
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He needs about 5cc of IV calcium chloride followed by 40 mg of IV versed. That will be induce no brain activity.
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Damn another genetically predisposed illness. :-\
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I wonder how many GetBiggers are oiling. Back in the day people used to give Valentino a ton of shit but he seems sane compared to the 5%'ers.
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You're a doctor and you walk into the room and see a bunch of 5%ers, what do you do? How do you react?
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Why are these guys always laid up in a fucking hospital?
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A warrior?
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Haha the guy suffers bleeding on the brain and you've got Piana signing off with #whateverittakes, #loveitkillit and #killit.......irony that this guy is killing himself doing whatever it takes obviously lost on him.
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end of the Day itīs his choice. Probably is an OK Guy in real life. I remember a Tattoo studio near where i live there was a Tattooist who at the time just had a small Tribal on his face then some time later i saw him on TV at a Tattoo convention in Hannover his whole face and head were covered. Was a friendly guy though and has a studio near Hannover and is doing well from what i heard. Does some good Ink work. His Buddy at the time did a cover up for me. Just saying... ;D guy is well known now in Germany for his work. I had a good conversation with him was definitely not dumb. Donīt judge a Book by itīs cover...
Not even if they start off with a '666' facial tattoo? ??? :D
(http://www.fullyu.com/ueditor/php/upload/image/20151222/1450753314606273.jpg)
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Haha the guy suffers bleeding on the brain and you've got Piana signing off with #whateverittakes, #loveitkillit and #killit.......irony that this guy is killing himself doing whatever it takes obviously lost on him.
Don't use Twitter but isn't that just in his signature of do they actually have to type our each # saying? If so then what the fuck is wrong with people and this shit?
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Haha the guy suffers bleeding on the brain and you've got Piana signing off with #whateverittakes, #loveitkillit and #killit.......irony that this guy is killing himself doing whatever it takes obviously lost on him.
Maybe add a #killingus or #takesyourlife.
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oil in his brain literally
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Not even if they start off with a '666' facial tattoo? ??? :D
(http://www.fullyu.com/ueditor/php/upload/image/20151222/1450753314606273.jpg)
No wonder his brain is bleeding, his temporalis muscles look oiled too.
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I don't need to know the guy to accurately determine he is a weak and psychologically damaged individual, what with his penchant for idiotic life practices and beyond-retard facial tattoos.
The whole motley crew is a battalion of buffoons.
Can you imagine the chatter around the nurses station? Hahaha!
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Dying would actually have been a good thing, given what his future looks like.
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You're a doctor and you walk into the room and see a bunch of 5%ers, what do you do? How do you react?
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"Kill it"
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"Kill it"
"With fire"
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"he just didn't breath right" ::) ::) ::)
if I had to climb to the summit of this bullshit pyramid, I would probably see Wiggs and Falcon building a weed power plant on Nibiru, funded with Vince Venom's bitcoins.
LOL!!!
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dumb fuck prolly just forgot to breathe.
those 7 in a room combined are still double digit IQ points.
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How does "Forgot to breathe right" manifest into a brain bleed ???
They must all have there medical/doctorate certification (easily done for such an intelligent bunch) to make a diagnosis like that.
Das Beast: "My brains beleeding."
Pmmaiano: "Fuckin don't fuckin worry, you fuckin just fuckin didn't fuckin breath fuckin right. Breath fuckin right fuckin next fuckin time fuckin fool."
Das Beast: "Sweet."
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How does "Forgot to breathe right" manifest into a brain bleed ???
They must all have there medical/doctorate certification (easily done for such an intelligent bunch) to make a diagnosis like that.
Das Beast: "My brains beleeding."
Pmmaiano: "Fuckin don't fuckin worry, you fuckin just fuckin didn't fuckin breath fuckin right. Breath fuckin right fuckin next fuckin time fuckin fool."
Das Beast: "Sweet."
(http://s32.postimg.org/t77u852rp/das.jpg)
INGURED OF PEACE :D
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5%er = FAILURE.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=610825.0;attach=679065;image)
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A fantastic role model for all the little 5%ers out there!
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Godspeed brother in iron. I won't necessarily heed the advice, "...keep doing what you do...".
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dumb fuck prolly just forgot to breathe.
those 7 in a room combined are still double digit IQ points.
you liked "room 7 next to the ice machine"? then you'll love "7 in a room next to the dialysis machine" 8)
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Not even if they start off with a '666' facial tattoo? ??? :D
(http://www.fullyu.com/ueditor/php/upload/image/20151222/1450753314606273.jpg)
well he would have stood out from the crowd.. ;D I remember years ago a guy got his Friend to do a Tattoo on his face which he misspelled.. so it read , "Ace of spads"... was supposed to be the Old Motorhead thing , "Ace of spades". They were drunk and were doing it with a small needle and Indian Ink which you found in art classes in school. Needless to say he looked like a clown for a while till he got it removed. they were just starting to use Laser then so he had luck because before it they used skin grafts. was a silly boy anyway ..
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what a retard
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what a retard
Sums it up perfectly.
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Five percent mental capacity
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WTF are the roman numerals on his face supposed to mean?
IV V XIII XV XIV
4 5 13 15 14
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WTF are the roman numerals on his face supposed to mean?
IV V XIII XV XIV
4 5 13 15 14
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it is something similar to Dan Brown's Da Vinci code. Rumor has it, that the first Getbiggers who can decrypt these numbers on Jens' face will have the GPS coordinates to a hidden treasure chest filled with synthol bottles, Ben and Jerry ice cream and 5% nutrition supplements.
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it is something similar to Dan Brown's Da Vinci code. Rumor has it, that the first Getbiggers who can decrypt these numbers on Jens' face will have the GPS coordinates to a hidden treasure chest filled with synthol bottles, Ben and Jerry ice cream and 5% nutrition supplements.
........................ .....and Caliber Fitness Solutions products.
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So, what's his income? Piana pays his "athletes(lol)" with shirts and wrist bands, how do these warriors earn money?
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well he would have stood out from the crowd.. ;D I remember years ago a guy got his Friend to do a Tattoo on his face which he misspelled.. so it read , "Ace of spads"... was supposed to be the Old Motorhead thing , "Ace of spades". They were drunk and were doing it with a small needle and Indian Ink which you found in art classes in school. Needless to say he looked like a clown for a while till he got it removed. they were just starting to use Laser then so he had luck because before it they used skin grafts. was a silly boy anyway ..
"Ace of spads"... Hahaha! Beautiful LOL :D :D reminds me of all those unfortunate people who get Chinese/Kanji tats that should say things like 'warrior' but actually say things like 'dickhead' - priceless...
http://kotaku.com/why-you-shouldnt-get-chinese-script-tattoos-if-you-ca-1037896584 (http://kotaku.com/why-you-shouldnt-get-chinese-script-tattoos-if-you-ca-1037896584)
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WTF are the roman numerals on his face supposed to mean?
IV V XIII XV XIV
4 5 13 15 14
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DEMNO
?DEMON ??? ??? ??? ???
Lame...
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"Ace of spads"... Hahaha! Beautiful LOL :D :D reminds me of all those unfortunate people who get Chinese/Kanji tats that should say things like 'warrior' but actually say things like 'dickhead' - priceless...
http://kotaku.com/why-you-shouldnt-get-chinese-script-tattoos-if-you-ca-1037896584 (http://kotaku.com/why-you-shouldnt-get-chinese-script-tattoos-if-you-ca-1037896584)
Ha ha...always wondered about Chinese Tattoos. At least "Scotland" means Scotland on my arm ;) saw a funny report about Majorca and people getting tattoos after a Days drinking on the Beach..not recommended
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DEMNO
?DEMON ??? ??? ??? ???
Lame...
Well done, but learn to count. :D
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I just purchased a 5% gallon jug. Whatever it takes.
(http://www.bodybuildingwarehouse.co.uk/media/catalog/product/p/r/product-image-5-percent-jug-500.png)
I saw these for sale in a supplement store in Reading today for Ģ12.99 (or $18.85).
What a time to be alive.
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I saw these for sale in a supplement store in Reading today for Ģ12.99 (or $18.85).
What a time to be alive.
Those are magic jugz!!
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I saw these for sale in a supplement store in Reading today for Ģ12.99 (or $18.85).
What a time to be alive.
haha 18 dollars lol
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Give the guy some credit, he appears to have World Class ILS in the semi-relaxed stance... (or is he riding an invisible chopper?)
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Give the guy some credit, he appears to have World Class ILS in the semi-relaxed stance... (or is he riding an invisible chopper?)
(http://s2.glbimg.com/TeShR4q-MAXHFLJVQy28tSU0xBE=/i.glbimg.com/og/ig/infoglobo1/f/original/2015/12/18/10513298_261037517419456_1379342133523021373_n.jpg)
not sure about the chopper but he owns a bus :
(http://kindredspiritsfoundation.org.au/wp-content/uploads/IMG_1252-Copy-1400x900.jpg)
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So is he out of the hospital and back to "killing it"?
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So, what's his income? Piana pays his "athletes(lol)" with shirts and wrist bands, how do these warriors earn money?
Selling drugs and live in a shitty apartment I guess. Or a simple daytimejob...
Must be hard for Piana to Act friendly to his crew bcz Piana is smart, his crew is a bunch of retards. Piana knows it and he need to act like he dosent know it! Life sucks!
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hmm...seem to have a nice apartment though haha!
Definitly a drugdealer :D
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I think this phenomenon might be linked to HGH degradation (stored incorrectly maybe?) - and it seems to be spreading...
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I think this phenomenon might be linked to HGH degradation (stored incorrectly maybe?) - and it seems to be spreading...
:D Did you shrink Khan's head? Lol.
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That chick has a pretty face!
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=610825.0;attach=679323;image)
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The original beatiful man with glasses
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:D Did you shrink Khan's head? Lol.
;) Spot the difference...
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I think this phenomenon might be linked to HGH degradation (stored incorrectly maybe?) - and it seems to be spreading...
;D ;D ;D
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Piana better hope that loony doesn't die doing whatever it takes, it will be bad for business :-)
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I need an update on this brave warrior.
When can we expect a full-on return to his pursuits?
He's going to be killing it way beyond how intensely he was killing it before he almost killed it and had to take a detour to the hospital to get himself back into killing-it shape.
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I'd be shocked if they release him any time soon.
When the nurse first took his blood, it probably looked like the "before" version of an oil change mixed with a cup of diarrhea.
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Instead of 5%er's, they should be called Chernobyl Babies.
I'd buy a shirt that said Chernobyl Baby on it.
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Ha ha! You f@#ker :D ;) :-*. Do you know how many times your sick GIFs etc. have made me recoil from the screen/shield it from my 'normal' family LOL.. evil genius...
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"Quaid: Open your mind..."
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5%
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I need an update on this brave warrior.
When can we expect a full-on return to his pursuits?
He's going to be killing it way beyond how intensely he was killing it before he almost killed it and had to take a detour to the hospital to get himself back into killing-it shape.
Your wish is my command...
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Your wish is my command...
#whateverittakes
Look at Piana's face, red as a beetroot. Blood oil pressure must be through the roof.
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stole intro from the mall brahs
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#whateverittakes
Look at Piana's face, red as a beetroot. Blood oil pressure must be through the roof.
I love the fact that they blame an aneurysm (or as they so charmingly refer to it a 'brain-bleed') on simple dehydration!?!? I mean... c'mon, gimme a break! I'm stupid but not THAT freaking stupid!! ::) ::) ::)
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This dudes got the DA chubby cheeks of peace. It won't be long now. :-\
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I love the fact that they blame an aneurysm (or as they so charmingly refer to it a 'brain-bleed') on simple dehydration!?!? I mean... c'mon, gimme a break! I'm stupid but not THAT freaking stupid!! ::) ::) ::)
WTF is with the hate? Didn't you listen to the guy? He said his aneurysm (aka: The word neither of them could pronounce) was also caused by not eating, and from training.....and I quote: "You have to respect the weights."
Obviously he disrespected the dumbbells in some way while training chest. Throw in missing lunch and you have a clear cut recipe for an aneurysm....or whatever it's called.lol.
He also claimed the doctor told him the bleeding not only stopped, but it healed up. Now, that's fast. Props to this inked athlete on his superior conditioning and lightning quick recuperative abilities.
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In that bedside video, squiggly's biceps look astronomically retarded.
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From the looks of these losers, they would have difficulty finding employment in either the domestic or food service industries.
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(http://i63.tinypic.com/10erpkm.png)s.
Top left... dude is totally sneaking in the "hospital bed pressdown" Triceps Flex Trick.
I believe this move was originally used by Mike OHearn when posing with some sick kids.
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Top left... dude is totally sneaking in the "hospital bed pressdown" Triceps Flex Trick.
I believe this move was originally used by Mike OHearn when posing with some sick kids.
Ha ha! God yes, I remember that pic and the comments it got on here - well spotted :D
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Top left... dude is totally sneaking in the "hospital bed pressdown" Triceps Flex Trick.
I believe this move was originally used by Mike OHearn when posing with some sick kids.
Boom!! Hahahaha...
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